Monocles

>>12762066

1. How does that even stay on your face without falling off?

2. It is impossible to wear a monocle without looking stupid. I can't even think of anything else to compare it. It's like utilizing a piece of cosplay for everyday wearing. Don't do it.

your mustache looks good tho so it isn't all bad

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Also wear a classy hat. That's a must.

>>12762073
>1. How does that even stay on your face without falling off?
The original ones were all custom measured for the wearer's face. Morons buying vintage ones now without getting the proper measurements are retarded.

Just held in by friction, hence the old movies and cartoons where the monocle would comically pop out when someone's brows rose in surprise.

>>12762066
My father has one faulty eye. 20yrs ago an old school eye doc recommended a monocle.
This is the only situation in which I think a monocle could work, also the ones without the chains might actually be doable.

The ones with the chain are pocketwatch fedora tier.