roast me

>>12721096
You look like a wonderful person and I'm sure the people around you find you interesting and enjoy your company
Those clothes seem to fit you really well and while it's not my style, you aren't doing your thing to impress me in the first place so it's fine, I'm sure you have your reasons to wear what you are wearing and whatever reason is as valid as the next, what matters is that you feel content and are happy
Your hairline is escaping a bit, but that's just realities of life, human beings grow old, there is nothing to be ashamed of it happens to a lot of people. You never stop growing and there will always be new things you have to accept about yourself, things you learn about yourself and more growing to do, the good thing is, the older you get, the more those things you already have behind you so it gets easier each time.
I hope you have a great day but if you don't, that's okay too, good days will come to you eventually.

>>12721096
wow gorgeous man

>>12721096
pretty good desu

>>12721096
The comb over is so bad it looks like an intentional fashion statement.

You look like you make comfy folk music and brew artisan beer. You're generally nice but dull and no one will be annoyed by you but you won't be remembered for anything either.

Okay/10

>>12721218
that last bit was more brutal than any other traditional roast ive ever read.

>>12721096
buzz it dont embarass yourself

>>12721096
shave dat head bro and always wear that jacket unbuttoned

groom your fookin mustache
and shave your head

>>12721096
there's nothing to roast, we can't even see your legs
those Ws on your chest pockets are kind of tacky but a Wrangler jean jacket is still much better than anything H&M or Uniqlo, so you're still doing good compared to most peeps on this board. Plus you look like you're old enough to post on this website.

Now fuck off.

Just your casual neighborhood pedophile™, touching kids and keeping the same fashion taste since 1970

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>>12721096

>>12721096
the battle is lost, just shave that shit off
while you're at it, get that ratty piece of pedophilia off your upper lip as well
other than that you look pretty cute senpai, i dig the aesthetic and especially the physique
stay skinny

>>12721096
need more denim loser

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>>12721096
you actually know how to dress compared to most of /fa/

>>12721103
fpbp

>>12721096
dat hairline

>>12721096
Sup r/rawdenim

German/10

>>12721096
Minnesotan/10

>>12722463
Xpozed

>>12721096
You remind me of Donald Sutherland for some reason. Not a roast BTW just all I could think of.

Grow a thicker mustache if you can, and dye it just a bit darker.

>>12721096
>you post in /fa/ what's meant for /soc/
Boom, roasted

>>12722205
wtf is that neck

>>12721096
The definition in your right hand is so fucking picturesque, reminds me of The Creation of Adam and Renaissance statues. 8/10 could maybe lose a tiny bit of weight around your gut but thats not even necessary

>>12723043
lmfao

you look normal

>>12721096
we actually look pretty similar but this gives me confidence because i'm the 7/10 to your 5/10

tips: lose the mustache, either go full beard or stubble. Work out, to get bigger shoulders. You seem tall so embrace long coats/outerwear - something about that jacket seems off. Also, some women (or men) like big hands so emphasize them with a watch or something

>>12721096
You look sad. Like you ran out of ipa. Not sad, more melancholy. I can hear Iron and Wine in the background.

double denim cunt