why dont you smoke cigs, the most /fa/ pleasure?

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WHO DID NOT KNOW ANYTHING REGARDING THE WORLD.

A CANDIEDEMON SAW THE BOY, AND RECOGNIZED INGENUOUSNESS.

THE CANDIEDEMON WENT TO THE BOY, AND TOLD HIM “HELLO, BOY. IF YOU WANT OTHERS TO LIKE YOU, AND THE WORLD TO BE YOURS, SUCK ON THIS.”

THE CANDIEDEMON GAVE THE BOY A LIT CIGARETTE, AND SAID “YOU WILL BE FASHIONABLE, AND C00L, FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS, AS LONG AS YOU SMOKE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE PER DAY.”

THE BOY SMOKED AT LEAST ONE CIGARETTE PER DAY FOR DECADES, AND WHEN HE WAS AN OLD ADULT, HE FELL ILL, HIS VISCERA ROTTED, HIS SKIN DRIED UP AND SHRIVELED, THEN HE DIED; HIS FINAL WORDS WERE “FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I AM BECOME FASHIONABLE, AND C00L…”

Because it's disgusting, and cancer is not fashionable.

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ATTACHED TO THIS POST: THE PERFECT ATTIRE FOR SMOKING ON ANY OCCASION —ONLY FOR TRUE SMOKERS; IF YOU SMOKE WITHOUT WEARING THIS, YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE.

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>>12709539
hahahah imagine thinking buzzcuts and dying slowly aren't /fa/

>>12709553
god tier nose and chin combo like fuck this guy

The arab is schizo

>>12709529
Dude you are such a sheep, the Jews really got you that easy?

most /fa/ pleasure is drinking cheap vodka straight from the bottle. preferably alone, in the corner of a party

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yes when you're 15 it's pretty cool to smoke
I also used to enjoy that a lot
now I'm 25 and I hate the taste but I'd rather smoke than go through
2 weeks of total anxiety and decreased concentration
plus I smoke hash so it's pretty impossible for me to drop tobacco

>>12710067
kys