unwearable shit

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for start:
maharishi lunar cargo pants

>>12700830
anything that looks like a pirate would wear it

>>12700839
Why don't you wear them? Dirty em up, roleplay as a space painter(since space isn't real its just a Jewish lie)

>>12701357
i don't wear them because most of the time i feel like cosplayer white ninja

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...and another example

>>12701534
>>12701531
Those shoes give off those vibes but the pants don't, they're just white pants.

>>12700839
i'll take them off your hands if you don't wear them friend

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Used to have to wear a safety jacket. My new job no longer requires it. Neon yellow's one of my favorite colors, though, wish I could still wear it.

>>12701781
>believing promoting safety is not a requirement regardless of profession
cmon bro, just wear it you will be a beacon of light

>>12700839
>>12701534
>>12701781
I could wear these 3 no problem
>>12700839
I'll give you $20 shipped