What the fuck am I supposed to wear in Florida??

Shorts and a t shirt with sandals/sneakers with no socks

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or move up north

full techwear

>>12638936
Nah tank top

>>12638931
A gun in your mouth you neckbeard hick faggot

>>12638998
wew

>>12638931
full sleazecore

I live in Florida. If you're a native and you're not fat you can wear literally anything you want. You should be used to 90f+ and 100% humidity by now unless you're a fucking tourist

I wear a short sleeve dress shirt and tie every day for work.

>>12639646
Ok so what if i'm a tourist ? Who do tourists wear in florida ? Don't act like you're superior to nonamerican tourists, without them visiting your country, you'd be poor as fuck. So be nice to tourists, act like you want tourists in your hometown.

>>12639646
This, I've lived in South Florida my whole life and don't even own any shorts besides gym shorts

>>12639646
Being used to heat is inferior

>>12639646
lol this reminds me of the kids in middle school who thought they were cool when they wore t-shirts in a snowstorm because they were "used to it"

want to get a monster w the bros after school??

>>12638931
When I lived in Florida I wore shorts above knee length, and shirt/t-shirt.

It was assumed I was a homosexual.

Not in Florida, but I noticed the other day when I was fasting it felt at least 10 degrees colder than it really was. It was like 90 degrees but I wore pants and a sweater because I just felt cold. Had to take it all off after I broke fast at dinner and things felt normal again. So maybe give that a shot? Just be sure to drink plenty of water

converse, leggings, tshirt

>>12640076
WTF!?

>>12640076
It takes endurance, stamina
to survive heat as well as cold.

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Houston, TX

Unless you're doing construction work or fucking around in the woods there's really no reason you should even be outside for so long

>>12642731
Civilization, it is the Alpha
and the Omega.

haines t-shirt and basketball shorts

>>12640046
fuck off we're full

>>12642039
Why was that assumed? Were above the knee shorts (but not particularly much higher, I'm guessing) very uncommon?

>>12638931

You're supposed to be shredded and walk shirtless with board shorts most of the time, fucking duh, you dingus

>>12643489
I'm partly joking, but in that area (Jacksonville/St Augustine), the haute couture for men is mid-length shorts, band t-shirts, sneakers and fishing sunglasses. "Well-dressed" would be looking like a frat bro.

On the flip-side, I'm from Sweden, and since we have 3 months of summer at best, our summer clothes may be a bit garish by American standards - primary/pastel colors, shirts with floral patterns, etc.

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>>12639646
>he was a proud floridian

>>12638931
thats not even hot. its regularly 96f here in tn

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>>12638998

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>>12639017

>>12638931
Orange jumpsuits are really popular there apparently.

>>12639017
only applicable in coastal areas
otherwise you just look like a tool

>>12638931
Get big,wear a tank top.