Fuck it

>>12607736
Have you considered hair plugs?

>>12607739
I don't have a job
I'm on the dole

I have a few wigs, but every time I wear them it feels like everyone is staring at me

>>12607736
if that's really you, lose weight and shave everything off, in reverse order. just own being bald man

>>12607736
If it' actually you then lol
go bold (wtf are you thinking with that haircut)
lose weight
get ripped
It would help a lot

>>12607749
and shave that teenage beard
do these things and you will be fine

the worst thing about you is your hairstyle shave your head or at least cut your hair a lot for a short term solution that will at least make you look a bit better

>>12607736
Eat in such a way that you increase your metabolism

Eat healthy, low carb/fat, high protein

Go to the gym, do half strength half cardio, push yourself

Look between the cushions or under the couch, find some goddam self confidence

And shave your head

>>12607749
I have gout really bad and it just wont go away
Most mornings I wake up in such pain that I cant get out of bed
so working out isn't really an option
I have been eating better though

I am really scared to cut my hair cause I just cant see myself as a bald guy

>>12607736
shave head
shave beard
shave eyebrows
dress exclusively in a light brown poncho
start eggcore
leave humanity behind

whos mans

>>12607756
You're already a bald guy, though.

>>12607736
>I'm 26

Holy shit man, first of all stop eating like a pig and get /fit/; also shave head asap, you are bald, there is nothing you can do at this point, just accept it.

>>12607756
just do it, go bald, your haircut is ridiculously bad now. It will help you a lot

pain, you mean literally pain or some "I don't want to live anymore" pain. If It's not literal pain just get ripped

>>12607778
I have gout
my toe hurts so bad when I wake up that I cant even move
real pain

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>>12607736
Are you Dilbert's boss?

About the gout, definitely continue changing you diet. Exercise once it is better and consider forms of exercise that don;t require using your feet so much.

Fat people will never look as good as fit people wearing the equivalent clothing.

Holding on to you obviously balding hair is not a good look. Even blind people can acknowledge your denial.

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>>12607760
Yes.
Yeeees.
Yeeeeeeees.

Add a pointy hat on Sunday for gnomecore Sunday.

>>12607780
Well then you must start going to the gym.

>>12607780
and by any chance can you grow a big beard?

>>12607803
Anytime I grow it out me mum and brothers give me shit

They say its too scraggly

>>12607808
Probably because it does not enhance your appearance. If you lost weight and kept it maintained, it may look okay.

shave your fucking head my God

>>12607736

Geez, you can be so much better.

>Shave your head. The hair is gone - accept it.
>Start exercising daily. Start with running. If you stick with that for a month, consider a gym membership.
>Stop eating like shit.
>Create goals for all of this stuff (run 800M by end of week 1, 2K by end of month 1, no soda for 1 week, etc) and write them on paper and post them in your bedroom - it helps keep you motivated.

>>12607808
hmm, mine was scraggly too about two years ago, now it's fine. I was 22 at that time. Just try to grow as big as you can and visit the barbershop. So you won't be completely bald (which is not a bad thing though).

>>12607736
start exercising, shed some babyfat
it will do wonders for your appearance

If you won't exercise at least track your calories

>>12607778
/adv/-tier advice. rightfully missed quads

>>12607739
NO nononono. u need to just shave your head, and accept it.

go on the keto diet

you don't have to work out to lose weight

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just become a clown amigo

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>>12607736
EMBRACE IT
Just go full slaincore, and lose some weight.

>>12607760
Knew what was coming up at "shave eyebrows"

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>>12608295
More OG slainbaby for inspo

Lose weight
Work out
Shave head
Possible hair plugs

You look like a big guy though, on the plus side i bet you are taller than 5'10

>>12607808
Do you happen to have a pic of the beard?

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shave head (like everyone else has been saying)

lose weight, you dont need to work out to lose weight, just track calories. Use something like cron-o-meter or something, its literally that easy to lose weight.

get a job and just try to get out there and get a life. NoFap isn't going to do anything for you, it's just used to channel your energy into more productive things

t. ex-useless faggot in recovery.

god speed desu

>>12608085
>>12607739
Normally I'm pretty critical of the "just accept it and shave all of it" meme.

But this is a situation where it's the right advice, because;

A) Its like full Norwood 11 bad, transplant is the only recovery option and that is expensive and looks like he'll need a better pricier one. Which brings me to...

B) the hair he has left looks nappy and pretty shitty. Even if he had a ful head of hair, I don't think it'd look good. I'm not really sure based of what you have I'd even recommend as a hair style of it was all there. Full shave might honestly be the best look for him no matter what.

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>>12608299

>>12608692
what are u doing here

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>>12607744
Was gonna post the same shit.

Follow this advice OP if you ain't a larp

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>>12607780
Stop being an excuse fulled pussy and go to gym, what kind of man is immobilized with a sore toe?

As a small kid I BROKE my toe in a Karate tournament and still fought on to come 3 place.

Grow some balls

COSTANZACORE

>>12607736
go completely bald, lose some weight, you'll ben
fine!!

i'm 20 and in this state, you have a shiiiitload to look forward to :3 your whole life OP. Come on!

>>12607736
Shave your head, grow out a little bit of stubble, wear black hoodies and straight fit jeans, etc. Change your diet, lose a bit of weight, hit the weights, switch to slim fit jeans. Make some more friends and stay social. You can make it work. I believe in you.

>>12607736
consider catching herpes, and getting punched in the eye on a weekly basis.

>>12607736
You poor bitch.
Do you like xanax?

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>>12607736
you jelly fatty?

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>>12608829

kek

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>>12608829
>Insecure faggot from /fit/ who got buttblasted and now trying to act tough

Oh I'm laffing

>>12607780
>gout at toe area

You can still do cardio without putting any pressure on your toe. Best option. SWIM. Go to the pool and try swimming laps. Probably, best form of cardio. There's no pressure on your limbs when doing that. Other options: Go to gym, get on the stationary bike, start cycling with the pedals only touching your heels. Or go to the stationary row machine and also do that with only the foot pushing on the heels. Cardio is probably the best option for you to losing weight, in addition to a good diet. Any additional lifting is good.

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>>12608829
>>12608838

>>12608829
but you're kind of ugly :/

>>12607736

Exercise once a day
Avoid chips and crackers
Avoid SOY at any cost
Avoid soda

Eat 12 egg whites and 2 yolks a day, with veggie mixes.

Eat bananas and apples.

Shave the rest of you hair, you look like a clown.

Last but not least, follow >>12608778 adv, grow some balls.

Life hits you hard.

>>12608829
why is there sharpie colored on the sides of your head?

>>12608829
Least OP isn't a spic

>>12607736
CUT IT OFF

ALL

1. Shave
2. Calculate or Daily Caloric Need
3. Eat 1000 Calories less until you hit 15% Bodyfat, then start eating at you caloric need
4. Get a while body lifting routine
5. Hit the Gym 3 times a day
6. Stop being a fucking faggot

If you can't pull this off your a undisciplined, weak willed, piece of garbage that is not deserving of affection.

>>12607736
Shave head
Grow big beard or keep it trimmed nicely
Lose weight
Lift
Getting into martial arts really helps

You'll be alright. Once you start seeing some progress, you'll start feeling a lot better about yourself.

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>>12607736
just grow a mustache

>>12608778
I have had broken toes, dislocated fingers, collapsed lung from internal bleeding. The pain is nothing compared to an acute gout flare-up. Gout is absolutely the worst pain I've experienced, it's incapacitating in a way a broken bone is not.

OP go to a doctor and get your medical issues dealt with. Fix your diet, NSAIDs and medication if needed. That's #1 priority. Then start working on exercising.

>>12608829
I thougt u said u will stop posting face in every thread

or has this reached memedom already?

>>12608692
waddup slainbaby

>>12608266
yeah do this, look up keto-diet, its more efficient for people looking to lose big pounds (workmate has lost 30 pounds on it already)

>>12607736
, I can picture your face if you lost pounds and you would look better than most bald guys out there, just lose the weight

>>12609206
think it's someone reposting for memes. can't blame them though, he posts in every fucking thread.

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>>12607736
for a bald fat guy you're pretty good looking. Just go full James Gandolfini-core

>>12607736

Steps:
1) Stop being a crybaby.
2) WORKOUT and diet (see the sticky at /fit/), in one year you will improve 200%
3) Shave that shit off.
4) Grow some beard.
5) Ditch that ugly shirt.
6) Learning about social dynamics.
7) ???
8) Profit.

>>12608676
Follow this advice. Try growing a beard.

Shave your head, grow a beard and lose weight. Nofap is bullshits.

>>12607736
You either start working out and dieting NOW or kill yourself. Dont worry about clothes atm. Also shave your head

>>12607808
Without seeing what it looks like grown out, it's hard to say if it looked bad because you looked shitty overall, or because your beard just grows out poorly, or because you just didn't trim it properly.

Like everyone in the thread is saying, shave your head right now. That's the easiest thing you can do to look better. Next easiest thing is the beard. But that's a maybe because we can't see what a full grown one looks like. Usually bald+beard is a good combo, but if you do grow it really patchy, or light, it might not be worth it.

Hardest, but most important thing is the losing weight and gaining muscle, pretty much in that order. I'll leave it to you and /fit/ to figure out what works best for you, but as long you are losing weight, you'll look so much better.

Also if you actually buckle down and do that take some before and after photos of you right now vs doing all the advice.

>>12607736
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/379117274/#q379117740

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>>12609430
Even he looked better with a beard.

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>>12607736
HOLY
SHIT
GO
BALD
HOLY
SHIT
GO
BALD

YOU WILL LOOK 9000% BETTER BALD

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

>Shave your fucking head
>shave that 15 year old shadow
>Go on a fucking diet, ditch carbs and sugar
>chronic pain is often caused by not fucking doing shit about it

>>12607736
>26

Jesus Christ, you look 40.

Also, being fat is a bigger problem for you than being bald.

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>>12608838

>Hair is thinning and hairline is a little fucked
>Don't shave anything
>Neckbeard growing like crazy but rest is nonexistent


Fuck , I'm literally a fat neckbeard now

>>12607736
This is b8. It has to be. I hope to god it is.

If it's you for real, then why the fuck wouldn't you shave that shit? Fucking hell, why do people do that? Shave your fucking head.
And go to the gym and lose weight. You're fat and bald. You can't fix bald, but you can shave those pubes off the sides and back, and you can definitely fix fat if you're aren't a lazy piece of shit.

>>12608829
THA THRILLA

>>12607736
Just shave your head and get in shape and you'll end up looking fine, your facial features aren't bad under the extra fat.

Also nofap is bullshit, you want noporn.

>>12607736
You look like you diddle kids
Shave your fucking head

>>12607736
just tell everyone youre wearing a reverse undercut

>>12607736
You'll look great if you shave your head and lose weight. Don't even sweat, and don't even talk about killing yourself. Don't even talk like that

>>12607756
Fucken pussy

Never gonna make it

>>12607756
t. Henry VIII

you haven't accepted that you're not a guy with hair on that part of his head. accept that you are bald. shave it. lose weight.

>I'm really scared to be a bald guy

OP, do you think that half ring of hair around your dome is somehow tricking people? You're not scared to be a bald guy, you're scared to stop being in denial. Nigga you bald.

>>12609538
no he didnt

>>12611487
I like you

>Ive been doing no fap and I even bought some new clothes and a pair of reeboks because I saw you guys posting them
>see no improvement

weird

>>12607743
>>12607736
>I have a few wigs
post a photo

>>12607736
Whoa.. you look like you could be In the three stooges

Maybe you should move to Hollywood and try and pitch a remake

lose weight by dieting it's much easier than exercising anyway

i used to be fat and now my BMI is 19, didn't really exercise at all just controlling what i eat which is easier anyway. it's much easier to not do something what you want to do (like eat fast food) than make yourself do something you don't want to do (exercise)

i actually can't fucking believe OP fears being a "bald guy". like how fucking deep in denial you have to be to not realize everyone already considers you bald with hair like that. jesus christ are you actually blind

>>12608299
omg I have this same body type. Skinny fat with a big upper body and skinny stomache ,waist, and legs. What is this called?

>>12607756
nigga you look like a bald fucking clown atm. just suck it up and accept your genetics and cut it the fuck off.

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>>12607756
>he doesn't think he's bald
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>consumed so much red meat, sweets, and soda that he literally got a debilitating disease

Fat people.

>>12607756
You're already bald, you look worse now than if you just buzzed everything off. Then go on a diet, don't worry about working out. Eat healthy.

>>12607736
>Is there anyway I can look better?
There is no way, you've achieved perfection.

>>12612321
how is it skinnyfat if you have a skinny stomach lol

>>12612366
lold

HE NEEDS HAIR

stop coping

>>12607736
Shave hair, lose weight, get some slightly stylish clothes.

You actually almost exactly like a fatter version of my friend who slays on the reg, you have the same eyes and nose and everything. He's bald too, just own it man. Don't give up!

Op here.
So I ended up shaving my head Saturday night
I ended up having a break down after because I couldn't handle what I saw in the mirror. My mum ended up calling the police because I was having a hard time controlling myself
They put me in protective custody and that is where I have been for the last 38 hours or so.
I have to visit a therapist three times a week now or risk being locked up

It isn't going to change anything though. I've been losing my hair since I was 16. I've never had a girlfriend. I look at myself and I see an old man. I am 26 years old for fucksakes. I am supposed to be young with hair having a purpose. I have nothing

My life is completely fucked

>>12612776
post pics

>>12612776
where do you live? I'll come round and give you a hug. Then I'll take you to gym and we'll get ripped together.

>>12612776
i can't imagine you handling what you saw in the mirror before shaving? your hair looked awful, i feel like shaving can only be an improvement. either way, best of luck man

>>12612776
I shaved my head in high school and freaked out a little bit too. It looks nice when it starts to come back in, which is where you should try to keep it (pic related) You'll get used to it. Show us how it turned out OP.

Did they try to help you aside from putting you in protective custody? Your family sound like assholes desu.

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>>12613291
forgot

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>>12612776
Lose some weight and stop worrying all of us.
You're good looking and you seem decent.

>>12613312
That's not accurate man you made him look like a conehead and cut off his fucking ears.

>>12613313
look in OP, he didn't have any in the first place.

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>>12613312

Do you diddle little kids?

>>12607736
Is that RMD?

>>12608838
My sides have been erased by Chara

>>12613325
>>12613319
my bad

We need a better angle

>>12608703
>soul purpose
>not only wrong but also missing the fish pun of "sole"
Kys my dude

This whole thread makes me really sad. :(

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>>12611998

I think he already did

>>12612776

Post pics you homo

time stamp that shit

>>12613774

But we ARE actually giving him advice

>>12607736
Accept that you're bald and shave that shit off, start lifting weights and eating right.

>>12607821
>no soda for 1 week
just don't drink soda ever

>>12607736
Buzz it off. Lose weight, stop drinking any calories. No pop, alcohol etc. Only drink water / mineral water.

Don't wear wigs. Wear a hat if you really want to.

Many people are much worse off than you. You have good skin and a good face.

>>12613774
to be fair it's next to impossible to tell what he would look like if he got fit and rocked a very short buzzcut (or total bald)

he is clearly so fat that you can't tell for shit what his real facial features are underneath all that so can't judge his looks

>>12612776
Therapy will help you my dude. I just recently started therapy and it has done a world of good, you just have to open up and be honest. Your therapist isn't going to judge you or send you to jail because you seem crazy, they're there to help you. See about getting on some antidepressants too. Best of luck to you anon.

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>>12607736
OP please bring this thread back to life with a picture update i need you

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>>12607760
eggcore inspo

Op here
wow thanks guys, tried asking for help to my 4channers brethren and literally all of you are talkin shit about me, fuck you guys and fuck this site, malefashionadivice would have been better, also im not bald what the fuck are you talking about, if I were bald I wouldn't have no hair

Retards
fuck you

>>12615028
You could get better. You really could. But you won't. You'll make excuses. Looking better would take a lot of effort and you couldn't do it.

Lose weight. Get fit. Not huge, but fit. Get a buzzcut. Shave, or better yet get on supplements and get a sick beard.

Bald + is quite aesthetic. The problem you're going to run into is your body which needs a lot of work. Use /fit/. Learn their ways. Read the sticky. Dedicate yourself. Get a gym membership. Make it your new hobby. Go every day. If you work at it, and I mean REALLY work at it, you could reach bald, bearded, buff Chadmode. One of the most respectable aesthetics and masculine looks ever.

But like I said earlier. You won't. You'd rather call me a faggot, or say you're in too much pain, or get angry because you know I'm right but refuse to put in the work.

>>12615028
bad bait, not OP

>>12615061
Baited

>>12615065
I only skimmed the post. Now that I'm reading it I can tell it's not OP.

Regardless, I really wanted to yell at OP to stop being a fucking beta and better himself.

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>>12614998
humpty dumpty was effay af

>>12615169
humpty dumpty got called a cuck

>>12607736
You have the danny devito thing going on.

I'm not trying to be a dick, just saying.

>>12607736

J_U_S_T
U
S
T

>>12612321
barrel chest

>>12615169
Fockin based

>>12607744
this is the best advice for you, my dude

>>12609683
>looks 40
I understand that feel bro. I'm only 24, and all my students think I'm like mid 30s. I don't even get carded at the gas station anymore for alcohol. I'm not even gonna bother with the 20 year old I have a crush on because I don't wanna look like a creepy middle age man.

It's fucking crushing to your self esteem.

Why is everyone in here treating it like this guy actually is real?

This is like the most obvious troll ever...

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dude are u trying to be krusty the clown

shave your head

>>12616246
are you suggesting the person does not exist?

>>12607736
Lose weight and wear a hair system.
That's literally it, you're structure is fine, you have good skin, just stop being fat.

>>12608829
build wall paco

>>12609538

This is the only look that makes slightly or full grown out BALDING hair look good.

Ingredients:

>dadbod
>full beard genetics
>no glasses

You still here OP?

>>12607736
get a professional haircut
shave your stupid face
get a couple tailored suits
maybe just let the tailor dress you entirely

>>12607736
im leaving this site i dont want to share it with people like this