Would you have this hair for 13 billion dollar?

I would have that hair for free

>>12591353
yes

i then spend $10 on a wig (assuming I'm not allowed to change it) then proceed to live as a billionaire not giving a fuck about what people think about my cheap wig because I'll be too busy being on my yacht

>>12591353
update: You can't cover it up. you have to let people see you got a horsedick on top of your head.

>>12591353
13 Billion? I'd do it for a fraction of that

Obviously. I'd orient my wardrobe around this hair and have everything tailored etc. Preferable to an undercut and wagecuck life.

>>12591353
Horsecock-hair is going to surpass undercuts.
It's so suggestive and virile

I'd have it for far, far less

it would look cool if the faggot wasnt wearing fucking makeup like a bitch

yeah sure, it's very uncool but I'm uncool either way so at least I would be rich

Can someone give me a history lesson on Japan as to why the JUST hairstyle was literally mandated for all men for a period of time?

i'll do it for 10 bux

>>12591695
wasn't mandated for all men

I would do that haircut, wear a kimono (naked underneath), spend all my free time practicing my katana skills, fixing my bonzai tree and meditating for 13 billion dollars, but no less

>>12591353
I can take a dick for that money

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I would do it for 1% of that. I would do it for .01% of that. 13 billion is an absurdly high amount of money. At 1 million dollars I could live carefully and never work a day in my life. Fucking Elon Musk has 13 billion.

>>12591353
yes. I'd rock that hair daily. Now wheres my money?

>>12591353
Like how long do I need to have it for?

For life, you would need to give me like 30k a year.

For one day, I'd do it for 50 bucks.

For 2 month period, I'd do it for like 5k.

Dont you mean 13 birrion dorrar?

Yes and I would bang JAV stars daily.

yes I would, I'd fucking kill myself for that amount of money

>>12592084
how much is 13 billion in japanese yen?

>>12591353
It looks like someone flopped a mini horsedick on a bald guy's head

>>12593591
>mini horsedick
a pony?

>>12591360
same, i think is dope

>>12593609
Not a pony's dick, dumbass, a scaled down version of a horse cock.

>>12593619
>mini horse
ehem actually,numbnuts i was referring to the mini-horse since ponies are mini-hor- nevermind

>>12593569
$13 billion = ¥1.5 Quintillion
¥13 billion = $114 million

roughly

>>12591353
i lost a bet and had to get my hair cut like that once
will post pics if anyone wants

>>12595769
do it

>>12595769
funny. post it, bruh.

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>>12595769
Pics bitch

>>12595769
i bet this faggot won't deliver

>>12594554
>¥1.5 Quintillion
No. It's approximately ¥1.5 Trillion.

>>12593093
underrated comment

>>12592178
i dont think you understand how much 1million dollars is unless you live somewhere where the median income is less then 10k/year

>>12591353
I would amputate my limb for 13 billion, so yes

at 13 billion it would cease to be something to laugh at.
People who notice you in the street wouldn't be thinking, "look at that idiot with the horsecock on his head"
Instead it'd be "hey it's the 13 billion guy"

>>12596795
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>>12596871
Not him, but living carefully, you actually could survive for the rest of your life on $1 million so long as you didn't splash out or have kids.