What's the right way to wear a short? Under the knee

>>12587531
over the knee
>>12587533
this looks like shit

>>12587576
thank you, anon.
fuck, all my shorts are over my knee.
what can I do to get them over my knee?

>>12587587
also, i don't wanna lost them.

Yes because people want to see mens sexy knee caps. Why don't you buy some sandals and tampons too op.

>>12587598
>t. Gross-legged fagboi
Grills compliment my quads come at me sweetie

>>12587598
>buy some sandals

No, really.

>>12587598
better than fucking ur whole silhouette up with manpris lol

I like the cut-off to be around mid-thigh.

>>12587634
Here in my country if anybody wear short under te knee they call of "fagot".

>>12587666
haha you must live in a shit country

>>12587674
Yes, I live in Argentina.

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>>12587531

at the knee

>>12587687
Can I use jeans short or need be like this?

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>>12587666
For my money longer shorts look like shorter pants so that's what's faggy to me.

>Shorts ride up to your juicy thighs when you sit

>>12587687
5" master race

>>12587712
I'm afraid of being called bassoon, I've never worn this kind of shorts.

>>12587727
"called fagot"

Fixed.

>>12587531
>Under the knee or below the knee

>>12587587
Don't be a manlet.

Nobody will take you seriously as an adult male of you are wearing shorts for anything other than swimming.

>>12587531
Above the knee. It makes your legs seem longer. Long legs are fa.

>>12587531
On the knee.

>>12587587
If It's borderline a cuff or 2 might work
Otherwise get yourself some proper shorts

>all these people hating on shorts because they look childish
Either you've never lived in a truly hot region or you're just bandwagoning

>>12587707
NO.

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>>12587531
>Under the knee or below the knee
means the same thing

>>12587576
>over the knee
ambiguous with on the knee

>mfw people don't know how to wear shorts because of recommendations like this

Middle of the knee is the longest acceptable

I like just above the knee. I don't like the look of half-knee showing, but anything higher and my crotch is basically showing when I sit down

>>12587598
We don't all want to look like school shooters

>>12587687
Yeah, okay buddy. 10.5 & 9" shorts are pretty much in the same boat as any shorts that break below the knee.

7 & 5" should be your only options.

>>12587531
you wear them below your waist. i would imagine it would be very uncomfortable walking with your shorts in your knees

Not wearing them is the right way

>>12587687
>wear 5 inch shorts in HS 3 years ago
>Some dude calls them daisy dukes
>pay him no mind as sad fag wears over the knee
shorts and doesnt saly nearly as many hot bitches as I do.
no lie tho.

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>>12590262
>saly
wut is "saly" ???
???

>>12587531
RIGHT AT THE NEEZ

>>12587598
>he doesn't get complimented by girls on his well toned legs when he wears 5 inch inseam shorts
Faggot

Shorts make you look feminine desu senpai

>>12587687
7" are the only correct choice.

>>12587533
Did... Did he pee on himself?