Jorts

Oh god no

it's gonna be a no from me dawg.

also no shorts for men should go above the knee. should be at least half way down.

>>12577917
what about queer men?

>>12577924
depends on your role.

bottoms - any length
tops - follow the rule

>>12577879
Looks like cropped leggings

>>12577879
Lmao no.

>>12577917
Wish we had flags so all Americans could be filtered

Only baggy cutoffs that are above knee to mid thigh

>>12577917
Shorts, save basketball ones, should not go below the knee unless you want to look like a geed-ass mouth-breathing faggot.

>>12577943
>wish we could filter out the people with good taste

jeez, somebody has to set you faggots straight or you'd all be wearing g strings,

fashion is art and fashion has general rules. Work around them.

>>12577879
if they're diy and were good-fitting jeans, then yeah sure

All shirts are fine for men as long as they end above the knee. Only people opposed are awkward legged faggots and fatties

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<--- any longer than these and you look autistic

>>12578908
nigga on the right looks like a Weatherspoons carpet

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>>12578940
god, you're right

>>12577931
booty shorts it is then

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>>12577879
that's the worst example you could have picked

What's the ideal of leg hair proportionality to shorts length? like is it exponential or what? cos I don't think short shorts work well with leg hair

>>12579452
and still you managed to top it, gj

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>he isnt dadcore

>>12579467
the solution is to stop being insecure

>>12579467
depends if youre going for qt twinkie boi or 70score