How do I obtain this style?

>>12570554
be skinny

Be faggot
If you mean her, be woman faggot

Actually, she might make a good model because she looks like a literal clothes hanger

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>>12570594
kek

be white and live in portland or something like that.

>>12570669
they're in new york NYC baby yeah you stupid faggot piece of shit jesus christ how can you be so dumb

>>12570682
Are you good, spazlord?

>>12570554
go to poetry slams and click with one hand in appreciation. buy an overpriced mushroom burger, refuse a table in the restaurant, sit on a techies by the curb to eat it instead. look up old photos of ranches at 3am, while listening to tame impala and father john misty. Obsessively stare at your weak hairline for 5 whole minutes in the mirror after washing your face in the morning, before slathering your foppish, slightly overgrown coiff into a lank, buscemi-esque comb over. light a cigarette as you head out the door to wait for the bus even though you hate the taste, nervously make half eye contact with every girl you pass. go to work at your shitty 'new-creative' job at essentially an ad firm with more wood and faux morals. message everyone you know about hanging out tonight - no-one responds. get a complement from a workmate on your painstakingly worn in raw jeans, unwashed for over a year .. only muster a "th-thanks.. you too".

that should just about do it!

>>12571249
GODL

>>12571249
very nice, good one

>>12571249
Man, I really hope you realise how fucking sad you are for writing up this post.

>>12571249
This is the hardest projecting I've ever read on /fa/ ever. Who hurt you Anon?

>>12571249
>poetry slams
ok those are pretty cringe

>mushroom burger
bugers are god-tier. psychedelic mushrooms are god-tier. however mushrooms are a bit weird for taste I admit

>tame impala
pretty great tbqh

>ranches
Larping is never out of the question

>Father John Misty
mehhhhh

>Techies
What did he mean by this?

>foppish, slightly overgrown coiff into a lank, buscemi-esque comb over

I have no opinion on this topic. however I suggest being more efficient with your language in general

>cigarette
truly shit-tier. stay away

>nervously make half eye contact with every girl you pass
I know that feel bro

>work at your shitty 'new-creative' job at essentially an ad firm with more wood and faux morals.

It's all about the paycheck motherfucker

>message everyone you know
clearly fake, this only happens when drunk

>painstakingly worn in raw jeans

I could dig the meme if it weren't for the cost.