I already have em but they're not as good as Johan's
>>12526925
rub onion peels into your eyes/don't blink for 1 hr/grind a ghost pepper with your hands and face palm repeatedly/ if you have the time poop and wipe but don't throw the tissue away, hold onto it till bedtime and put it in yr pillowcase, sleep and when you wake you will have this aesthetic
>>12526925
What might help is also inflicting yourself with an autoimmune disease so you constantly experience symptoms of the flu
>>12526925
start smoking and stop sleeping
not sleeping for a long time might not do the trick for you because when i dont sleep for a few days i just look more awake than when i do sleep
>>12526925
amphetamine
>>12527292
>>12527025
these. can confirm I do this and have horrible eyebags. but you don't want this though, it's looks like shit if you're applying for jobs and dating. Looks cool in an edgy photo but not great for every day life, and hard to get rid of
>>12527434
dude im browsing /fa/ i dont apply for jobs or date.
Develop a minor substance abuse issue, become depressed, sleep for abnormal periods of time (i.e. 3 hours one night, 15 hours the next)
Get crackin OP
>>12526925
Get a job
Its only /fa/ if you are a girl(female)(and jew..)