Yes, being fat is uneffay. Yes, being short is uneffay. Balding,

Being knock-kneed can be kinky af on a biitch. I have a neighbor black granny who is like literally 70yo. So she has knock knees, but she is like 5'10 and hot af body. I wanna fuck her very much.

Also, my dentist assistant has knock knees, but she's kinda meh, still also wanna fuck her. The knock knees make some bitches look like they were just fucked a lot. Especially when they assume this and imply it.

>>12521718
How do you not want to cut your jugular vein at all waking moments?

>>12521721
How do you not wanna suck my dick? You ungrateful bitch, I bumped your shitty thread and you insult me?

>>12521724
>How do you not wanna suck my dick?
Because I don't want to swallow a fucking tapeworm

I would doom myself to a life of endlessly unbumped threads if it meant I could get you off this board

>>12521718
>>12521724
can i get a link to your blog? would love to read about the unraveling mind of a 40year old man in east europe

>>12521734
http://the.tumblr.com

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>>12521700
Why is she so gross bros?

>>12521738
>9 years ago
you've been on this downward spiral for a long time cousin

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Wasn't she losing weight like last month?

What's new with Jonah Hill?

I wouldn't be surprised if op was Lena herself.
She named a chapter of her book after me and it kinda resembles me too.

>>12521768
>I wouldn't be surprised if op was Lena herself.
>She named a chapter of her book after me and it kinda resembles me too.
I can't for the life of me sort this post out
Are you schizophrenic?

>>12521700
Fuck off that's sexy as shit paired with a big ass.

>>12521700
>Pimpled, yes

Come on man I have no power over this, /fa/ needs to push for pimples to be in.

>>12521905
>Come on man I have no power over this
You have more power over that than any other of those listed traits lmao

Change yourself, not the world

>>12521918
are you retarded?
>more power over acne than being fat
oops answered my own question

>>12521918
Any new tips? I've tried everything that was mentioned about them in the healthcare/skinecare threads, and I still have some that just won't go away.

>>12521923
You can clear up acne in two weeks

>>12521923
Its all genetics, some people never have a single red spot or a pimple on their face while others got all kinds of pizza face action.

Can't be evaded I guess.

>>12521929
how?

What causes knock-knees in non fat people? It seems more and more common, and not even on fatties. How does a knocked knee cure the knock of the knee?

>>12521929
not true
and i have tried everything

>>12522892
accutane

>>12522920
lol not everyone wants to kill themselves or ruin their lives with that stuff man.

>>12521741
she is a jew

>>12521748
Good for her, she actually looks a little decent here.

>>12525069
so is natalie portman and i'd smash natalie portman

>>12521700
Fully agree
>>12521718
You are an idiot
>>12521734
I kekk'led

>>12521700
Being black is worse

>>12525160
is being black truly the least aesthetic thing you could be? i think so.

>>12521700
on a guy, yeah. just looks, and is, weak

>>12521700
How come celebs with body issues like Lena Dunham adopt the attitude that if you don't find her super attractive something is wrong with you.

Like her attitude is because she eats food in excess everyone needs to find her to be the most attractive woman in the universe.

Bitch can't be content with being a fat normie with little to no work in Hollywood? Go work at a forever 21 or some shit

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>>12521700

I'd rather fuck her than any skinny bitch 2bh

>>12521700

who's the dude in the pic?

>>12521700
How the fuck can you counter knock knees? I really want mine gone. I walk weird to try and hide them, but it doesn't really work.

>>12525841
Never mind, I just checked. I masturbated to myself naked. My knees are fine, I just have body dysmorphia

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>>12525871
>>12525841

>>12525884
Haha, sorry, that came out weird. I mean I recorded lots of photo booth videos of myself walking around my apartment naked and then I was able to masturbate to them.