how do you ask for a fashy haircut at a barber shop?

>>12514430

undercut, 1 guard, take it all the way up to the top

or just show them the picture, ya dingus

>>12514435
thank you papa

show him that pic

>>12514430
ask for a hitler youth cut

I literally showed my Turkish batber that Ralph Fiennes SS picture. He didnt even blink an eye.

Must suck to be American where cant fart in case you offend Gods chosen.

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>>12514815
this
showed a ss picture and told it that was my grandfather

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>>12514815
He was so fucking handsome in that movie..

Though, i dont think i would be able to have that hairstyle ..

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I hate this stupid board and these stupid threads
>be me
>go to get my fashy hairdo
>have been getting it for a while so I just have to show an old picture of myself and not some long dead nazi
>remember these dumb threads and start laughing to myself during my haircut
>qt latino hairdresser who is always nice to me asks me what I'm laughing about
>ask her if he ever gets any weird skinny pale kids in here who hold out their shaking hands with a picture of a nazi and ask for that hairdo
>she stops cutting my hair and stares at me in absolute disgust
>"we don't do no fucking nazi haircuts here"
>she made the connection and realized that's basically what she's been giving me
>stammer my way through an explanation of what I meant. All the other free hairdressers are surrounding me now, tutting and shaking their heads in disapproval
>they are all either gay or ethnic. fml
>get kicked out. walk home in shame with half the side of my head shaved off. give myself a buzzcut. looks like shit. start a buzzcut meme on /fa/ to get you autists to have the same shitty hairstyle that was forced on me.
Every last one of you go fuck yourselves with a rake you nazi-worshiping weirdos

>>12517045
nice copy pasta fucking faggot