Would you be allowed into this bar?

>>12508152
>changing your appearance will not change the decision
That seems counterintuitive

Also this place seems lame as fuck. A magnet for pretentious fedoras and redditfucks

>>12508152
Who the fuck would even want to go to a place that cares that much about what you're wearing

>>12508152
I'd be allowed in but wouldn't want to go

Why didn't they just write what you ARE allowed to wear? Would be a lot quicker

>classy atmosphere
>poster designed in MS Publisher 2003

>>12508152
Seeing as how I'm not a nigger? Yup I'd be let in.

Basically, "no niggers allowed." Im okay with that

>>12508152
The very end one on tattoos would be how I don't get in. It's fine I was gonna drink Budweiser at the dive anyway

>>12508152
It's very simple: Don't be lazy and wear something proper. Don't wear denim outside of work nor athletic attire outside of the rec room. Shorts obviously belong inside the pool area.

>>12508152
>High standard of dress
>Chucks and vans are allowed

>>12508152
>leaving the house

>>12508330

>tank tops allowed before 6

wouldn't even look twice at this place

>no hats
>hats must be worn forward at all times

okidoki then

somehow I get the feeling that this is just an elaborate way of saying "no niggers"

If you want a laugh you have got to look up their yelp reviews. It's a literal salt mine

>>12508404
link?

>>12508152
Reddit: the restaurant.

>>12508441
>https://www.yelp.com/biz/bottled-blonde-chicago-chicago

>https://chicago.eater.com/2017/6/2/15728944/bottled-blonde-internet-rage-liquor-license-hearing-racist-dress-code-yelp-facebook

if I'd known about this place a few months back when I lived in chicago I'd have passed by and posted views; this looks like a goldmine

>>12508450
ty this is pretty funny

>>12508152
bars this autistic towards their customers do not remain open for very long

>>12508152
I wouldn't even go out of the house in the first place

>>12508152
>wear a suit
Sounds easy enough.

A big problem that bars have is keeping the black/biker/hipster/loser divorced alcoholic with an intense stare population down. If too many black people start going to a bar, the white patrons will leave and it will become a "black bar", these white patrons will never return. To do this without seeming racist, bars create crazy rules that are meant to deter them at the door and minute policies to kick them out if they overstep any lines.

Is it racist? yes. Is it necessary? yes. In my city, a strip of bars all were accused of being overly firm to black dudes, asking them to leave over the slightest thing. There was no real justification to do this because a club can't say "If too many black people are in this building at one time, there will be a shooting" but that is exactly what happened to every black club around town.

I'm pretty sure only half of these rules are ever enforced, but they serve to give the bouncers something to stand on when they try to manage the flow of patrons and control the vibe of the establishment.

Also, apparently this place doesn't have a real liquor license and operates as a bar and grill. So keeping troublemakers to a minimum would be pretty important to the management here.

I walked past a bottled blonde yesterday and there were black people inside

What the fuck? Does that mean I can't wear my watch or a fucking ring on my finger?

What if I'm Christian and wear a crucifix everyday?

I could walk right in there, but I don't drink, and I'm broke af

>>12508152
this has to be on the north side. fuck bars on the north side of chi anyway. every one of them is overpriced, talking like $7 for a budweiser. theyre also all full of tryhards and people who are obsessed with themselves. everyone dresses like everyone is staring at them, but in actuality theyre all staring so hard at themselves that nobody notices each other and everyone just sits around trying to look cool without mingling at all.

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>***NO JORDANS, NIKE AIR MAX OR AIR FORCE ONES***

Yeah this is pretty much how I dress all the time. Black zip up western boots, tailored black trousers, tailored white button up.

If you aren't black or under 18 this should be how you dress assuming you don't live at home or work at McDonalds lmao

>>12508161
If you're a gangbanger or methhead redneck and you come back in a change of clothes you're still a gangbanger or redneck so they don't want to let you in.

The things that could trip me up on a given day would be wearing a plain white tee or one of my jackets. I've got an MA-1 and a couple of denim jackets.
If I was going out for the night I'd have a button-down and a sportcoat on, though.

>>12508152
>No matching colors of the shoes, hat and/or shirt
So I can't even wear a 3 piece suit with matching hat? Fuck that.

>clothes are racist
???

>>12509186
Eh? Shoes and shirts aren't part of the suit.

>>12509211
Does he just mean that all three can't match? Because of course if I'm going to wear a 3 piece black suit the shoes will be the same color as the hat.

>>12509221
You want to wear an all black 3-piece suit with a black hat? Are you an old undertaker?

>>12509234
Maybe he's the grandfather owner of a pawn shop

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>>12509234
>>12509237
It's just a hypothetical question.

>>12509243
Why do you sound pouty?

>>12508450
>https://www.yelp.com/biz/bottled-blonde-chicago-chicago

Damn, it really is a saltmine.

>muh racism and sexism

Their dress code is infuriating for other reasons but the fact that it's pissing off liberals for nonexistent reasons is enough for me to get behind them

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>>12509165
yes yes goy, personality and individualism are bad things!

>>12509263
You can have personality without dressing like a bum.

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MFA: The Bar "No individualism allowed!"

>>12508170
this
>>12508201
also this

>>12509263
>>12509283
>fuck off, nigger
>haha, i was only pretending to be a nigger

>>12509100
the fedora-tippers who run this place probably think it's good business to exclude people because "muh classy dress code" they got off r/mfaggotry

>>12509165
>doesn't wear puffer jackets
embarassing.

>>12509234
>put on a black 3 piece
>oh no I don't want reddit to make fun of me
>BETTER PUT ON MY BROWN HAT AND GREY SHOES HEH THAT'LL SHOW 'EM
nice.

>>12509165
>zip up boots
>waitercore
T R A S H

>>12508152
I would be allowed, might have to drop a hoodie from under a jacket, but lmfao I would never go in

>>12509565
I bet you reversed those colours because you know a grey hat and brown shoes are more versatile than black hats and black shoes.

>>12508152

Are these those fancy nightclubs that we only see in the movies where people dress up in suits and have conversations in?

>>12509221
Wearing a "classy" hat but not taking it off indoors is fedora tier.

>>12508152
Yeah, no problem at all.

I think this code is ridiculous, but so is the whining about it. These idiots are screaming about how racist it is, but isn't it just as racist to assume that black people are incapable of dressing respectably? It's not even like the rules are actually that strict when you look at them, if anything it's cheaper to dress in a way that passes than a way that doesn't.

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>>12508152
>can't wear black shoes with black shirt
>banning the affluent gay men who wear floral shirts (?)
>banning the qts that wear camouflage hats ironically
>banning wealthy hipster guy who wears an ironic statement jacket
>banning the hipster yuppies that wear flannel esp around their waist (literally a trend now)
>banning all jeans that aren't black / ugly-blue

I'm all for indirectly banning black clientele, but this is just absurd

you'll literally only cater to people coming home from work / very old style-less men

I guess it's fine if that's what they want (that's probably what they want) but like 5 of the things they banned are now worn ironically

>>12508152
No and I wouldn't go in.

Why would I want to go there I bet everything is fucking expensive.

>>12508152
>No Jordans
wtf

>>12509602
It's funny that they can read between the lines and see it's a "no niggers" policy but their locus of control is so external that they do not see it in their power to follow these rules.

It's not as if they're just too poor: these people buy a pair of shoes that will cost more than an entire uniqlo outfit that would pass this.

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>>12509300
shut it, goy

>>12509582
>thinks brown shoes, a black suit, and a grey hat looks at all good
stop breathing any time

>>12509866
>putting words in my mouth.

>>12508152
>Sorry, sir. We are a classy establishment. You can't wear that Patek Philippe in here.

>>12509953
You're trying too hard to find fault with it. I know that you know that they didn't think of watches as jewelry.

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>>12509834
If you express yourself in your clothes you are a faggot, real men express themself via art and such.

Real men wear proper clothes and not hoodies with AF1s.

>>12509961
>real men anything
faggot detected

>>12508389
>sandals allowed before 8pm
dropped

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>>12509963
>Why do you want me to conform, waaaa
>Why do you want me to dress like a grown up, waaa
>Why can't i dress like a 16 year old skater even though i am 26, waaaa

You are a manchild, and you dress accordingly.

>>12509961
>real men argument
>on a fashion board
you're not a real men joanna, there's no such thing as "masculine vagina"

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>>12509971
Keep dressing like a 12 year old with your hoodies and jeans as you age into your 30s.

You are gonna be seen as a manchild through out your life, while I am gonna be seen as the Boss.

Girls wet their panties when they see a guy in a fitted suit and a custom tailored shirt.

Girls laugh at manchildren like you when they see you in your cargoshorts with a black hoodie like a fuccboi.

>>12509976
>claims to have good taste
>posts guidos in poorly tailored suits
anon how's high school going?

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>>12509982
Those suits cost more than your entire closet.

And it's great to see that you no longer can reply to my arguments so you attack my images, haha!

>>12509992
I've got a pair of pants on that I will sell you for $100,000. I won't accept less than $100,000 for these pants.
My pants are therefore better than any clothes you own, kid.

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>>12510000
Calling me a kid when your fashion sence are more kidlike, haha you are a funny guy i'll give you that.

And the price i meant wasnt the resell value, it was what he paid for the suits you bum.

And just because you sell something worth $100,000 doesnt make it worth that, but your bum brain can't comprehend that.

His suits are custom tailored by the finest tailors from Italy while your jeans are from the local walmart, haha!

>>12509992
>you no longer can reply to my arguments
you're right, i kneel at your feet please teach me how to dress like a real man and totally not like a terrone with bottomless pockets

>>12510009
>just because you sell something worth $100,000 doesnt make it worth that

You must be slow because you say I can't comprehend that when my post was clearly alluding to that very fact.

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>>12510015
If somebody uses the finest fibres for the jeans and they are strung together by the best tailors, then maybe those jeans are worth it, because when you pay for the best, you have to pay the most.

But socialists like you don't understand that.

>>12510010
I cannot teach you how to dress, dressing well costs money and thats why you don't dress well already, if you had the money you would be dressed in tailored shirts like me.

But since you would rather dress like a bum and earn money like a bum you are never gonna achieve anything.

You dress the way you wanna be seen, if you dress like a 12 year old thats how people are gonna see you, but if you dress like a boss thats when people respect you.

There's a reason the italian maffia dressed nicely, they had class and that's something kids like you will never understand.

And get me a big mac, hold the fries.(Because you probably work at McDonalds, haha!)

>>12510028
There's no jeans made out of unicorn pubes woven by pixies, mate.
At a certain point things just cost more because people with lots of money like paying lots of money.

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>>12510033
>I can't afford expensive brands so other are people are stupid for doing so.

You moneylets are such bums, instead of working smart and being able to afford nice things you come down on those like me who can afford nice things.

Socialism = Because i can't afford it means the people who can should be taxed until they can't either.

>>12510028
nice b8

>>12510040
>people that call me nouveau riche must be socialists

>trousers and polo

Yeah I'll be fine. The owner of that bar is either extremely autistic, or has dealt with some absolute dropkicks in their bar.

>>12510052
>dropkicks

Australian?

>>12510067
lol, yes

>>12508152
another great thread, r/thedonald

>>12508152
>no bright clothes
>no matching colors
>no tie dye
>no plain white tees
>tank tops before 6PM only
>no overly long hoodies
>no odd colored pants
>no joggers
>no athletic wear
>no pants with numerous zips
>no brimless headgear
>no visible tattoos
>NO PLAIN WHITE TEES

is it autism?

>>12510093
>>NO PLAIN WHITE TEES
That's code for "no blacks" dummy.

>>12508980
A bar doesn't have to make these rules to deter certain clientele, just play a certain type of music that all undesirable groups don't like (top 40 pop, no hip hop) and they will think it's lame/wack/gay/young, leaving you with a younger, typically student clientele that is easier to price gouge anyway. It's a win/win without being overt.

t. bartender in a city

>>12509961
>>12509976
isn't this that loudmouth cunt who wrestles with boys for a living? is this what you consider a "real man"?

>>12510040
>I'm not fashionable so I compensate by spending more money than you

Sad, don't you ever look at those people who can look good in DYI and/or thrifted clothes and feel a little jealous?

>>12510097
I wear plain white tees all the time and I'm pretty pale

>>12510068
This bar is in Chicago which is kind of like if you filled Melbourne almost entirely with the Apex gang and then you gave them all guns.
The survival of this guy's business depends on it not getting a rep for being a pit filled with gangsters shooting at each other.

>>12510114
>kind of like if you filled Melbourne almost entirely with the Apex gang and then you gave them all guns
Jesus christ that's a terrifying description... I see why Americans are so on edge about black violence.

>>12510097
Plain white tees are literally the best thing ever.

>>12508152
>no hawaiian shirts
what the fuck is their problem? i have a few nice ones i wear unbuttoned with slacks and loafers to go to places just like this

>>12508450
this place looks really typical based on where i've been in the area, except this one is relying mostly on atmospherics and false sense of worth (see: the long winded dress code written by an autist) in order to charge you exorbitantly for everything. no doubt it'll attract attractive men and women who are looking to mingle and have fun but if you're into those types of pretentious blowhards i wouldn't think of going

>>12510214
but if you're not*

>>12510214
You dress like shit and I think this thread finally made you realize the problem

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>>12508152
>classy atmosphere
>vans and tanktops allowed

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>>12508152
Why yes, I am my good gentlesir.

>>12510000
what pants tho?

>>12509976
top bait

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>>12508152
>no jordans, air max or af1s
>Vans and Chucks allowed
This honestly seems like a reddit treehouse.

>>12511265
nah...its more like 'no blacks allowed'

>>12510040
>>12510028
>>12510009
>>12509992
>>12509976
>>12509961

>posting all these pictures and not a single one of your own fit

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>No Matching colors of the shoes, hat and/or shirt

Black shoes and shirt get thrown out?

>>12511536
Black is a shade
You could wear all black or all white and claim that it's really a multicoloured outfit its just that brightness is at a maximum

>>12511306
>revolutionary shoes are only for black people

;^) ok Adolf u can keep that

>6 ameridollars for a bud light
the better question is: why would anyone want to?

>>12508152
>white tees, flannels, florals. leather jackets/pants not allowed
>tank tops totally fine

kek

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>>12508152
Fuck no, and thank god for that.

>Chucks and Vans okay
>Air Force Ones not

I don't think you can say "We don't want niggers, we only want white liberal millennials who are down for not being around niggers"

Seems counterintuitive to have a hipster looking bar where you have a sign that basically takes 200 words to say "no niggers"

>>12509630
>irony
leave

>>12508152
so.. they allow vans and tank tops but not that other shit?? lmfao. 99% of celebrities would be turned away.

>>12509154
Black people are unironically claiming the business is racist because of this...

Almost every decent bar has these "standards", they just usually don't articulate them and try achieving the same goal by more subtle ways - in a way this is a lot more fair because you actually know what they're aiming for.

Part of what you sell in a bar is atmosphere which is heavily influenced by the people that visit it - filtering is essential.

>>12510099
that and make prices higher

>wearing full Yohji Pour Homme
I don't even know

>>12508389
This.

Tbh any respectable country club even like the one I go to in hillfuck Borneo has regulations on clothing far stricter than this in the bars and restaurants.

>>12508152
>no male jewellery
what about wedding rings?

You are all missing the point. You're looking at individual rules and why they're ridiculous. The whole point of the sign is the very first line. The rest is just to get attention and cause exactly what we're doing here. But that first line. That's the one with the teeth.

>>12509580
Waitercore? Sounds bomb as fuck to me

Is America the most pathetic country in the world?

I would, I'm a good boy!

But face control is illegal in my country

>>12509992
>>12509961

you are a dickhead and i don't know what you're on about but god damn I do love McGregor's suits

>>12510116
Meh it's usually black on black violence. Most of the risk is getting caught in the crossfire.

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>>12508152
>snooty rich white people

thank fucking god no

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>>12509982
>poorly-tailored sootz
nigga, what?

>>12510116
I just looked up the wiki page on this Apex gang

American gang nigs are 100x worse. You have no idea.

Also thought this was funny
>The police had been notified prior to the riot by a triple 0 emergency call from a Channel 7 reporter, but the warning was dismissed by senior police as "shit".[4][15]

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>>12515895
rich, but not rich enough for an education that teaches them not to just capitalize words they think are important.

>>12514727
What is face control?

>>12515903
The ginger wearing the YesStyle super tight early 2000s suits does not dress well

And take it from someone that had a solid 5 years of being "the suit guy" autist... it does not work out in your favor.

>>12515895
this. we should all live in nigger trash heaps and embrace the cultural enrichment

>>12508304
Exactly.

>>12508152
I've been in places like that before. The real question is why would you want to? I suppose if you're into hanging out with a sausage fest of pretentious yet unoriginal autists and the occasional golddigger then it is the place to be.

>>12516066
You'd rather get shot by gangstas?

>>12508152
>no matching colors of the shoes, hat, and/or shirt
Out of all of them this makes the least sense. Can someone explain it to me?

>>12516073
It's so they can turn away people in gang colours, my dude.

>>12509961
>>>/reddit/

>>12509961
Legit, first impression I get of you is that of an Irish leprechaun

>>12516070
You do realize there's a middle portion between "exclusive borderline-racism" and "serving lean instead of beer"

>>12516140
Let's re-phrase this in terms you might be willing to understand.
So you're in Prague and you go to a hot nightclub. Everyone wants to get into this nightclub. You're near the front of the queue, finally. In front of you in the queue is a weedy, ugly guy in an anime shirt wearing a fedora.
The bouncer takes one professional look at him, shakes his head and politely gets rid of him.
They're not letting ugly spergs into their club.

Do you understand why the club does not want to let ugly spergs inside?

>>12508152
lol. went bar hopping in NYC last weekend wearing-
>plain white tee + hawaiian shirt
>stone wash jeans
>90s runners
literally all of which is on their list of banned clothing but not necessarily "black". (i am white and i dress white as fuck.) can someone explain to me how this dresscode is "racist and sexist" per all the media hype though? because it basically seems like they just want people to dress formal.

thank god no

>>12516161
i think the racism hype is mostly coming from the "changing ones appearance will not change original decision" thing.
people are saying it's not about the clothes, it's about the person under the clothes.

>>12516164
That's pretty standard for clubs, I think it's two things:

*One is if some guy gets buttfrustrated and becomes a nuisance because he is refused entry: you don't want him coming back that night in a change of clothes. You don't want to let him in when he's angry and has a grudge.

*Two is if your club is trying to let in a particular kind of person you don't want people in that didn't understand it on the first try. Because they must not be authentically the kind of person you want in your club.

>>12516166
oh yeah, i completely get it. i'm just giving the perspective of others (i've read a lot of these salty reviews)

>>12508163

>not exclusively eating at /fa/ restaurants

>>12510099
lmao kids are the worst clients, especially women. I'd much rather serve a 31 year old black guy than a 21 year old white girl.

>>12510116
>>12510114
Don't live your life in fear.
It's north side Chicago, think family shopping trips and European tourists looking to enjoy a big city without getting harassed by panhandlers.

>>12516374
t. never worked in the service industry

even if you hate young adults the ability to exploit their naivety is worth the hassle

>>12508152
>long sleeve shirt and khakis everyday
i feel like i wouldnt be let in

>>12508450
>The Bottled Blonde also faced heat on Thursday when management posted via Facebook that it would show game 1 of the NBA Finals. Commenters unleashed and wrote that the bar was hypocritical and that the basketball players themselves wouldn’t even be allowed inside the bar due to the dress code. Ironically, many of Bottled Blonde’s male staff who attended last summer’s meetings at City Hall had tattoos and wore jewelry. The bar has started erasing user Facebook comments from its page.

kek

>>12509248
haha liberals r so triggered!!!!!!11 XDD

MAGA!! haha i read that on reddit haha its mr. trumps logo XD

>>12508152
>Would you be allowed into this bar?
>bar
Isn't most of this board under 21?

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>>12508152
I guess I'd have to dress like I do for work, except cover my tattoos with a dress and blazer or something. I wouldn't want to spend money anywhere that requires I dress like middle-aged Stacy though

>>12508175
This. If workplaces with dresscodes can do it, so can this place

>class atmosphere
>chucks and baseball caps are allowed

huh

this shit is all over the place

>>12518248
not really, pretty consistent for a particular appearence.
I'm surprised that they have any consumers when they ban 99% of Chicago's population though

>>12515895
I'm an upper class white person and wouldn't be allowed because i wear my baptism medallion 24/7.

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>>12508152
https://www.yelp.com/biz/bottled-blonde-chicago-chicago

>this dress code

for a pizza place??