>be 70 year old fart with terminal cancer >still look better

i mean aside from manlet genes was he the perfect human?

also the single truly transboard celebrity
>/mu/
>/fa/
>/tv/
and honorable /hm/ and /lgbt/ mention

>>12502679
just goes to show that even though you CAN be effay with hard work, some people are born with it and carry it with fucking ease

>>12502684
it couldnt come naturally

>what are makeup wigs & photoshop

>>12502698
salty jealous baldlet detected

>>12502679
It's called a toupee.
Believe it or not $1k+ toupee jobs are indistinguishable from natural hair, if you're willing to drop that every 6 months.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd66k-kdy_w

>>12502681
Honestly, yes

>>12502679
I don't know man I watched blackstar today he looks so fucking aesthe

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>>12502712
he's literally the undisputed eternal king of /mu/ you know
he'd also be the same for /fa/ but now its full of hypebeasts

>>12502728
fuck off

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>>12502796
>he's literally the undisputed eternal king of /mu/ you know

that is totally untrue. what do you mean by that?

>>12502679
cancer is great way to lose weight senpai (just like a coke or H addiction). thinsp with cancer patients when?

>>12502796
>literally

>>12502679
always thought he was ugly as sin and his gross teeth freaked me out

>>12503308
He is, no one cares about Scruffy's dogs hit opinion on him

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>>12503481
what do you mean?

>>12502702
>t. butthurt Bowie-fag

>>12502796
king: jeff mangum
queen: anne frank

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>>12503481
thin white duke is aesthetic af
everything else sucked

>>12503413
>wanna loose weight? Just take a bat in fucking radioactive waste

>>12502728
>tfw laughing so hard the shit, it come out the ass

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>>12503483
again, what do you even mean? he certainly isn't more well respected than any other artist

>>12503875
He is tho

>>12503716
Living off of a diet of cocaine, peppers and milk

>>12502679
Actually, being post 50 you can pretty easily be effay. As long as you're in decent enough shape, and not some hunched over old man in, the harsher, more worn look makes a cool contrast with "most" of what you can wear. The thing is by that point, most old people stop giving a shit and wear Wal-Mart polos.

Also, most young people dress like shit too, but the benefits of youth offset that.

Bowie is totally another level though.

>>12502681
Bowie was a manlet? He always seemed like he was tell and lankey.

>>12504364
he was like 5'4

>>12504364
>>12504464
he was 5'10

>>12504482
same thing tbqh famalam

>>12504482
Eh, I wouldn't consider manley until like 5'8".

But that's weird, cause I always thought he was gonna be like 6'2"

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>>12502698
>>12502712
How is this a wig? He had a fully intact scalp until the end.

>>12502679
the fucked up eye he had wasn't so nice.

>>12505104
what are you talking about
having both heterochromia and fucked up pupil is effay

>>12505295
sure thing anon

>>12505295
he didn't have heterochromia though

>>12502679
Let's not talk about judy

>>12505342
what