Why can't American men dress properly?

>>12472977
because we don't have a care in the world. when you know that you're superior, you don't worry about the things that could made you look inferior. it's a sign of big balls confidence which we are overflowing with

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because in America we are free, free to dress like shit if we choose.

>>12472977
they're not trying to 'dress well' they're just dressing for work in their dress code which seems to just be a formal shirt and trousers. the majority of 40+ people just don't give a shit about clothes other than practicality

>>12472989
>being this insecure

>>12472989
wait till our friend in korea get their icbms ready

>>12472977
They're honestly better dressed than maybe 60% of all people in here

>>12472977
we have more important things on our minds. american men are men of action and substance. clothing is trivial

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>american men are men of action and substance

because los gringos are retardados
>>12472989
euphoric fedora

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>>12473506
and yet his head still looks pretty damn normal. i would only expect him to be like 40 pounds overweight by his head alone. it's our towering american genetics shining through again. no matter what the corporations force him to eat he remains aesthetic. are you starting to understand what it means to be an american. that guy is on gaia right now flirting with a 12-year-old. he ordered a ton of chinese food and is having a cozy night at home for the millionth time. his young prankster son (who also took the pic) is probably blaring wrestling from the living room right about now. the "amerifat" joe barks out "I SED TURN DAT DOWN" from his bedroom

he's enjoying himself completely while you're dealing with whatever genocidal eastern europe famine happened in your particular, frigid area. it seems the "eurotrash" has once again lost by default. not everyone can be born in the greatest country that god ever created. not everyone can share in wealth and resources. some have to watch from the outside

>>12473553
>this projecting

LEL

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>>12473557
>being this triggered by obvious superiority

>>12473506
why his forearms look normal tho

>>12473506
>>12473553
>>12474102
his hands, feet and especially his fingers are all very normal for such a massive man. he's even well groomed besides a little body hair. some people are just destined for greatness

>>12473553
pretty good

>>12473506
did he eat his left hand?

>>12474125
did you eat your eyes?

>>12472977
Tom Ford = American.
You = neckbeard in parent's basement.
Nice try tho.

>>12472993
but why you always choose that?

God I would love for the third guy from the left to plow me like a cheap slut

>>12472977
Hey that's my dad

>>12474316
Ask him why he can't dress properly.

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>>12474058
>being this triggered at not being able to dress properly

>>12474432
>>12474058
>being this childish

>>12474484
fuck off fatty

>>12472977
Like literally tons of men in Europe dress like this.

What do you mean by only American men? Both men and women dress pretty badly in burgerland..ugly disgusting face with shitty genetics is all they've got

>>12476051
I'm not from Europe so wouldn't know, but that doesn't answer the question, does it?

>>12472977
fat

>>12472977
Why are non americans constantly thinking about americans?

>>12478187
Why can't Americans answer a fucking question?