>Walking down a normal suburban street wearing brand new white shoes
>It is kind of late so there aren't many cars around
>A car slowly rolls by me
>It slows to a stop in the middle of the road
>Man winds down his window and sticks his upper body out
>"hey, you! You should get some dirt on those shoes, they are really distracting"
>I laugh on the outside and say "okay man" but i'm really dying on the inside
>He rolls his window back up and drives off
Has this happened to anyone else? I hate brand new white shoes and usually try to get them a little dirty as soon as I get a new pair, but that obviously didn't happen soon enough this time :(
try wearing them
>>12463979
Anybody who believes this is a real thing that really happened needs to stop spending so much time on the internet.
Just stop buying white shoes. Cream or light grey looks much butter.
>>12463979
pristine white shoes are the worst thing on earth, I honestly think less of people who wear them. whenever I buy a pair I wait for rain and then take them on a long walk through the woods.
>>12464012
I had a friend who thought having his white shoes pristine all the time was a good thing and couldn't be convinced otherwise.
So we stepped on his shoes to scuff them and he flipped his shit, and came back the next week with a new pair.
>>12464104
This happened a long time ago when I was 17. I went to a gig at a small local venue here in our city, and after the gig my white All-Stars were completely dirty. I scrubbed everything I could off from them and left them on a tub of cold-water overnight. Surely, they never recovered and they looked really dirty. Neverthless, they weren't broken or destroyed, but still my dad was hinting that I should just throw them out and get a new pair.
Do all white huaraches look good dirty?
>>12463979
being so insecure you have to invent a story on a japanese website to justify dirting your shoes.
>>12463979
Me too
>>12464001
This is the wrong answer
>>12464104
>I had a friend who thought having his white shoes pristine all the time was a good thing and couldn't be convinced otherwise
This was me until I browsed /fa/ and went to college. It's a black people thing
great meme
>>12464385
t. black guy who dont want his Jordans getting dirty
clean yo shit
>>12463979
that guys a weirdo ignore him lol, i do think skate/casual shoes like vans and gazelles look better beaten up while flashier sneakers like jordans should be kept clean
>>12463996
its happened to me too though, well sort of
>"wow anon your shoes are too white"
>>12464104
it's kind of a tradition to step on your mates shoes over here
>>12463979
Are you Daniel?
>>12466061
Damn
>>12464199
they don't look good at all
have you thought about tea-staining them?
I did so with a pair of super-white vans and it came out good, just made a lot of tea with some cheap ass lipton bags and soaked the shoes till they were kinda dirty looking then skated in em - real good worn look
>>12466505
this