Dadcore

>implying your dad would ever sacrifice the infinite comfort of normal waisted regular fit jeans for those monstrosities

my dads not a twink

relax fit jeans, maybe even straight leg, but no slimmer than that.

you need a good amount of belly fat to be convincing

short hair, no beard or short beard (no hipster shit)

bonus points for cellphone holster

large fat wallet with lots of receipts

pocket T

glasses or modern sunglasses that looks all wrong with the rest of the fit

boots with a splatter of paint on them

pants or jeans need to be hemmed to perfect length and never rolled or cuffed

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>>12460178
that's not dadcore you newfag.

black t-shirt
black levis 501
black boots

Under Armor
Baseball cap,
Hoodie,
"I survived the Mayan apocalypse" t-shirt,
Gym shorts,
Shoes,
And a bubba keg filled with Diet Coke.

>>12460178
>sleeping in a bunk bed
all of my shiggy

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>>12460220
neither is that you fucking pleb

>>12460312
is your dad henry rollins?

>>12460345
I had to google "bubba keg" and instantly cringed. He doesn't go around in public with that does he?

white fruit of the loom t-shirt tucked in

t-shirt has to look like underwear t-shirts

grass stains on the jeans, esp knees to look like yard work

fat stubby fingers and hands that show hard labor and building tons of shit

lots of scars

flip-phone

at least 25 keys on keychain with pocketknife

wedding ring

>>12460446
Yep. One of the better looking dudes in my small town. There's also a college here, and that makes for very easy distinctions between locals and students.

relax fit jeans

quiksilver t-shirt

black suede classic puma sneakers

g-star raw sunglasses

knee socks with sandles or crocs

trucker hat from company that you actually work for (not ironic)

>>12460349
Based on usage, all of those count as dadcore. Basically the only things that don't count are Rick, Hedi, and whatever new meme /fa/ is riding.

>>12460349
The dadcore one is the only good one

this is what happens when a poor sperg from 4chan looks at a 90s inspo thread full of actual good looking, non spergs with actual social awareness and tries to dress like them with shitty walmart clothes

>>12460178
swim shorts & muscle tees all year round

my dad's really into these shirts nelson mandela used to wear, he gets it from the same designer mandela went to or something, I'll try to find a pic. It's kinda tiki like. my dad's cool.

>>12460719
damn your dad IS cool

>>12460428
lol

golf shorts
golf shirt
blue new balance gym shoes
titleist hat

My dad is an x-con with a bum leg so
>gold chain
>oversized white T
>oversized unbuttoned long sleeve button down
>baggy blue or black Levi's
> white sneakers

>>12462181
Whoops, forgot two things
>leg brace
>cane

checkered button down collar shirt
regular fit jeans
black ecco shoes
steel frame glasses
male pattern baldness

>>12460178
>tucking in tshirt
This completes the look

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>>12460178
>wut if i have no dad?

>>12460178

your dad wears skinny jeans?

>>12462394
storkcore

>>12460487
>makes for very easy distinctions between locals and students
Frat fag here, I live in a big college town (obviously) and all greeks have one of those for date functions

Very odd to think of a real adult using one of those

>>12460178
So a worker jumpsuit all day every day?

>>12460349
I am scum-wave masterrace i live in the 3rd world too.

>white t
>wranglers
>cowboy boots
>cowboy hat or camo hat
>Mexican mustache

>>12460719

That actually sounds pretty rad

>>12460178
I think your dad may be gay, anon.

>>12462468
fucking lel'd

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>>12460178
spooky did it better

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When not working.

last time I saw him

>black beanie
>white henley
>some oversized black knit cardigan
>grey slimfit nudies
>cherry red docs

my dad thinks he's still 19. he pulls it off tho, gotta say

>>12464601
perfect

>>12460178
skinny jeans with tuck, what a poser.
I tuck with straight fit jeans and I'm loving it. I temporarily went back to skinny jeans but I can't handle the constriction now, my balls need to be free

>>12460178
w2c jeans?

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Got it pretty much down pat here i think

I cant wait until im 40 so i can wear this stuff unironically desu

>slipknot tour t shirt with sleeves cut off
>red bandana around his head (if working)
>camo cargo shorts
>combat boots

I wish I was memeing

>>12460482
quality dad, anon

>>12465115
the gayest dad on the block

>>12460719
your dad sounds fucking gay

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>>12460178

I like this thread

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>>12460178
>>12460213
I want to be this

white kirkland brand t-shirt
Gray fruit of the loom Walmart shorts
fat and bald
Angry expression
Black square rimmed glasses
Dark blue crocs