why would anyone buy expensive perfume when you can just dab

an old manager of mine overdid vanilla extract, or used some perfume smelling like it
I subconciously connect it to greasiness

>>12419873
what if i wanna smell like rubber and cat piss
vanilla don't do that shit

No girls wanted to date me until I started applying Tabasco sauce to my taint

>>12419920
Had a similar experience, girls wouldn't even approach me until I starting dipping my nuts in a bowl of Tapatio every morning before school.

>>12419937
They still don't approach you, but now they have a reason.

>>12419873
I've tried with multiple brands and every time it doesn't smell a damn thing like vanilla, it smells horrible.

>>12419937
Absolutely agree, I have to douse myself in Cholula if I want to even take someone to coffee. What's the world coming to?

>>12419873
How much should I be spending for a good bottle?

>>12419873
Vanilla extract is expensive as fuck. its like 15 bucks for a 5-10oz bottle.

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>not using witch hazel

It clears up your skin and smells fucking great. Plus, it's cheap.

>>12421685
amazon has an 11oz bottle of vanilla for $15.11 ($1.37/oz), and Vera Wang Princess, their best selling perfume, comes in a 3.4oz bottle for $23.99 ($7.06/oz). so yeah, vanilla is expensive, but it's cheap as fuck compared to perfume

>>12419873
Hope you like attracting bugs.

>>12422440
At least someone would finally find me attractive

>>12421837
I don't use this but yes,
naturally having a pleasant and distinct scent from your ablution products > using a fragance people already associate with another bloke