Things that separate men from boys

>zippers on hoodies

>hoodies

>things that separate boys from men
>whether their hoodie has a zipper or not

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Men dont visit /fa/

>>12386411
What is what?

What's up with hoodies?

>>12386413
if you wear zip up hoodies you're a fuckin child

>>12386409
>>12386411
>>12386540

They're equivalent to velcro shoes.

hoodies are for manchildren

Pullover hoodies are p okay but if you wear a zip-up you are either a numale or a child desu

>>12386698
What if I wear one only at home?

>>12387180
that's fine

Shouldn't zippers be more /fa/ than pull-overs, though? Zipper means you can put it on and take it off without messing with your hair.

>>12386698
Nah hoodies in general are for betacucks

>>12387503
zip ups have just built this association with being worn by awkward teenagers

>>12387551
Then just don't be an awkward teenager?

>>12386408
-really obvious or big trouser breaks
-jacket shoulders too big where the top seam ends after your shoulder does
-not polishing good shoes
-schlubcore
-long nails

>>12386408
zip-ups where the zipper is hidden are patrician.
I get to have an easy to wear hoodie and it still looks /fa/

This is the worst thread I have ever read. A bunch of 17 year old fags arguing about zippers on hoodies. Nigga YOU are the fucking cucks. Go outside and ride a bike and make a friend. FFS I am leaving this board forever fuck all of you

>>12386408
men dont wear hoodies

Im 30, live in LA with my girl, and wear a black zippie every day. Quit being such annoying dweebs. Theyre comfy and convienient.

>>12387635
>black zippie
can anyone guess how many lbs this neckbeard anon is?

>>12387656
Im 5'9 and 118 in a $20 h&m hoodie

Most of the hoodies I have are zip, this is the first I've heard of this. How bad have I been fucking up?

>>12387665
holy tits you're me!

>>12387611
see you tomorrow

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thanks god im not circums--- i mean i have zip lmao

>>12387611
I love it when these posts happen. I really love it. I hope to experience the exact emotion felt by the people who make these posts, eventually.

half zips>pullovers

>>12387937
>haha don't hit on me silly boys ;P
try slicing your wrists with that razor

>>12387937
hope you're a cute twink with a small dick to show us :3

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>>12388092

>>12387506
id rather wear a zip up hoodie than be the subhuman that uses the word "betacuck"

>>12386698
nah zip up hoodies fit better, sorry you don't have trapezoids

>>12386540
"Zip up" is redundant here

>>12389083
what
why

>>12389083
pull over hoodies exist you mongol

>>12387553
the zip up hoodie naturally gives off the impression of awkward teenager even if you aren't an awkward teenager

>>12389202
Lol. Where are you getting your facts from?

missed the memo that you're not supposed to put zip hoodies in the dryer so my Have a Nice Life hoodie has that fucked up zipper.

if you have to wear a hoodie, go for a pullover, though.

>>12389207
That's okay. It happens. I have a Julius hoodie with a fucked up zipper and I just pretend it adds depth to the piece

>>12389193
The point being only children wear hoodies, you mouthbreathing australopithecus

>>12389255
See
>>12389206

>>12387570
long and well trimmed nails are effay

>>12386412
/thread

>>12389255
post your fits

Well the thing that separates men from boys is only one :

SLIM JEANS

>>12387937
Now you have to show more qt, you can just post that pic and say that and leave

>>12389202
>unzip hoodie
>roll sleeves up
you just got 10x hotter no need for thanking

>>12390914
AHAHAHA

*unzips dick*

>>12390914
When it's chill in the morning I wear the hoodie zipped, but when it gets hot I do this. Fast, easy, pragmatic

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>>12388999
more like trip-ezoids amirite