To be effay you need:

XDDD IM SO LE FUCKING FUNNY LE PROVOKING PEOPLE WITH LE HEIGH 6'0 MAYMAY XDDDDD GUYS LOOK AT ME BE ANGRY WITH LE 6'0 STATEMENT XDDDDDDDDD god you fucking repetitive children

>>12369581
What are you talking about?

I didn't say you have to be 6'
I said at least 5'9"

5'11" and 6' are the most effay heights though

>tfw 6'1"

>>12369581
AHAHAHHA HOLY SHIT HOW SHORT CAN YOU BE TO BE THIS MAD!!

And its hard to have no facial hair if youre from arab descent or just in general hairy. You will get like a green shade and stubbles, better to just get a 5 o clock shade and keep your neck clean.

>>12369552
to add to this
to be effay you need:
>not having a weak chin
>thin wrists
>at least 6/10 face

>>12369604
Im 6'0 i just browse here daily and i see this shitty posts constantly

>>12369552
>a good hairline
what the fuck is even considered as a good hairline?

>>12369630
a hairline that's not receding

>>12369552
>check
>5'5
>thin
>check

why did god play such a cruel prank on me

>>12369642
you really 5'5"?

how old are you bro? you're probably still growing

>>12369623
>Im 6'0

are we supposed to be impressed by that? you're 1 inch above king of the manlets. you just squeeked in

you are right on the border line

>>12369648
live in the real world retard, 6' is a god tier height. I'd kill to be that height

>>12369609
Thin wrists are effay as fuck lol

tfw dad 5'3" and mom 5'
>5'8"
did I get lucky under those circumstances or should I still kill myself

>>12369695
>5'8" isnt bad dude. You got lucky as fuck. You could have been a 5'2" freak your whole life

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>>12369695
I'm 5'7 and tell people im 5'8


that eight looks so much better

consider yourself lucky

kanye is 5'8

>>12369758
>>12369695
>>12369704
yeah I'm 6' and 5'8" is a fine height to be. You did okay

>>12369758
t. Just realized you are the same height as Kanye and you're a grill.

>>12369641
Tell that to Tom Ford

>>12369581
5'11 child spotted

>>12369830
he's clearly going bald

>>12369552
can someone explain otter mode to me I've seen it thrown around a lot recently and idk what body it actually signifies

>>12369905
Otter mode is a relatively fit body type. Most people would use Brad Pitt in Fight Club as an example of an otter mode body type. Very easily attainable if you have nice proportions.

>>12369581
He said 5'9 which is short, no one 5'9 is actually attractive. You're still a spazzy 14 yr old so you still have time to grow

Tell me about it.

I'm 5'7 and whenever I go to upstreet clothes stores ie tommy hilfiger barbour etc they literally don't stock anything below 32 in legs

FeelsBadMan to lose the genetic lottery.

>>12369935
im 5'7 and wear 32 legs

stacks bitch

I'm thin 6'1'' without any facial hair, but that's because my genetics a shit. Don't get the meme at all.

>>12369943
I don't live in the ghetto though.

>>12369597
>tfw 5'11
thanks this is the first positive thing ive seen about my height on this board.

>>12369670
>6' is a god tier height. I'd kill to be that height

well perspective is everything i guess, manlet

>>12369689
they actually are. look at any model ever

>>12369695
>dad 5'8 possibly shorter
>mom 4'11
>me 5'11.5
so im happy. things couldve gone a lot worse.

>>12369552
I fail at the hairline part. I get chased by fucking helicopters everywhere I go.

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>mom 5'2
>dad 6'0
>me 6'0
thanks dad

>>12369988
wtf lmao
if thats true talk about shit luck

>>12369695
>tfw
>dad 6'2
>mom 5'9
>5'7

what the fuck

>>12369758
same lmao

>>12369979
>helicopters

what? why?

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>tfw you have a facial birth defect
>scientifically impossible to be attractive because symmetry is the basis of human beauty
>incapable of making meaningful eye contact because people are either thinking "what's wrong with that guy's face" or they think I have a lazy eye (I don't) and I'm not actually looking at them

I fucking hate my life

>>12370013
I don't know m8 I guess they're looking for a place to land.

>mom 5'3
>dad 6'2
>I look exactly like my dad
>but I'm 5'7
Thank you genetics.

>>12370005
It's biologically impossible for a son to be shorter than his mother. I have some bad news, anon.

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>mom 5'4''
>dad 5'7''
>6'2''

feels pretty good desu, I never met him but apparently I got my grandfather's height

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>tfw 5'5"

>>12370101
must be a girl, my ex had exactly the same height and her parent were taller than her

>>12370177
race?

>>12370187
Hapa

dad is 5'10
mom is 5'0

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>6'
>peers are all 6'2" or more

pic related somewhat

>>12370199

I assume your dad is white, don't worry if you're asian hapa you're marginally short.

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>>12369927
Is this otter mode

>>12370241
not the guy who first mentioned it but
kinda
you can obviously do more in terms of gains to get better defined abs>>12370241

but so far so good imo

>>12370267
Yeah I'm not sure whether to continue bulking or cut to define them a bit

Think I might cut in time for the summer

>>12370270
depends on how much more you want to bulk
but prob best to just cut to define mate

>>12370241
serious man, 9/10 no homo
you are fine, just be nice

>>12370280
I reckon that's the route to go, thanks anon
>>12370301
Thank you anon

>>12370101
No, it's not. He might have had stunted growth due to malnutrition or some other shit. It's certainly not impossible.

>>12369552
>more thinspo propaganda
fuck off muricans

>tfw 5'6
>that feel knowing that even though your life is pretty mediocre, your still better off than height-maymay posters

if being tall was so good, you wouldn't be here, nor would you be so insecure to go projecting on a Taiwanese shoelace tying forum

WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

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>>12370339
reeeeeeeeee

>dares to disrespect the thinning of all men so that the strong womyn can't rule over us all

>>12370350
Haha little one

>good hariline, epic thick wavy hair
>5'6''
>ottermode
>have facial hair, so I have the best of both worlds since I can rock a full beard or go clean shaven

how mad are you?

>>12370377
>shit tier facial hair
>god tier facial bone structure, very nice cleanly shaved
>most sensitive skin imaginable, can't shave without breaking out badly

I have to choose between shitty facial hair or shitty skin. Honestly the fucking worst

at least some people say the acne makes me look younger :^)

>>12370377
lol

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>>12369552
>I said at least 5'9"

>there are manlets unironically defending being shorter than 5'9" in this thread

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>>12370448
THIS

>>12369609
>6'3
>thinnest wrists
wow am I effay yet

>hairline good on left side but fucked up on right side for some reason
>5'10 or 5'11 don't really know.
>skinnyfat
>can grow decent facial hair i guess, have a couple patches which piss me off
i honestly hate myself. i wish i could trade a couple inches for a more attractive face

>>12369552
to be "effay" or "fashionable" you need to be FASHIONABLE. Fucking hell, you insecure fucking people.

also you don't have facial hair because you're a weak and low test fagboy

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> good hairline with effay hair
> effay background
> thin
> no facial hair
> mfw 5'3
> mfw have hottie 5'8 gf I'll probably marry
Get gud kiddos; I lived life on hard more being 5'3 and thin af, basically 12 year old body and penis and I'm still effay and banging a kinky bb.
>mfw happy af and nothing anyone here can say will ruin it

>>12370448
>>12370438
What makes 5'9'' the limit set? it's a serious question, because an athletic 5'7'' with good posterior will look essentially the same with a 5'10'' skinnyfuck with scoliosis.

>>12369695
my mum is 5'2 and my dad is 5'9
im 6'3

help

>>12369961
>>12369689
Only if you have big hands.

>>12370858
Enjoy tippy toeing to kiss your daughters

>being this delusional

>>12370241

Routine?

>>12369552
good hairline
am 6 foot
am thin
cant even grow facial hair
>have brown eyes
maybe i should kill myself

>>12369552
He's very ugly

>>12371742
Don't really follow a set routine but typically:

Monday:
5x8 flat bench
5x8 decline bench
5x8 incline bench supersetted with 12 reps of flys
3x12 pec deck flys
5x8 cable flys

Wednesday:
5x8 shoulder press
3x12 Arnold press
5x8 front plate raises
5x8 side raises
3x12 shrugs

Friday:
5x8 bent over rows
3x12 lat pulldowns
5x5 deadlifts
5x8 dumbbell rows
5x8 seated rows

Then for legs I just do squats and lunges, plus I swim a fucking load and do rowing for cardio

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>mfw 6'3 and 5 inch penis fully erect

probably would have killed myself if not for asian cuties desu

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Below 5'10 - Bad
5'10 - 5'11 - Okay
6 - 6'2 - Perfect
6'2 and above - Okay if you can find tall girls

If you are 5'9 and under, just grow a beard and get ripped, there are still tons of girls who are your height or shorter than you.

>>12369581
Holy shit I may be a short manlet but I'm not this mad.

I'm only 5'6 but I'm not ugly or a socially inept fuck like a lot of /FA/ lanklets so I don't have any trouble getting women.

>>12372157
>grow a beard and get ripped

love this meme

compensating dwarves look hilarious

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>>12369552
>no facial hair

>>12372217
You don't need facial hair if you have a good jawline

>>12372157
6'4 is the cutoff desu senpai, anything above and you're fucked

>>12372166
t. twink

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>>12372166
Well what are they fucing gonna do?

Ofcourse they will try to look as good as possible.

Why does every fucking dwarf have a beard?

>>12372365
Short guys with huge beards are badass af

>>12369581
>>12372162
Holy shit guys calm yourselves

>Mom 5'5
>Dad 5'5
>Me 6'0
Thanks god

6'4 normie reporting in. Hair is good, but my facial hair isn't really impressive. Never had a problem with girls, and my friends always tell me that I can wear whatever and it'll still look ok. They're assholes tho', so they might be lying.

>>12372365
>Well what are they fucing gonna do?

they need to fucking LEARN their place, they are literally sub-human, below average, GENETIC TRASH, I have to literally bite my cheek not to laugh at these delusional little retards whenever I see them IRL just fucking LOL

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>>12372157
>If you are 5'9 and under

tfw 5'9''
does stretching after puberty helps to add one 1 in. and pass the manlet limit?

>>12370174
how old were you when you were 16 and how old are you know if you dont mind me asking

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>dad is 6'3
>mum is 5'2
>i end up as 5'9
>16 year old younger brother is 6'1

just wanna end it all now

to be effay you need

>to not be fat
>to be fashionable

thats it
you people have fucking aspergers

>>12372677
Fucking this, help!

>>12372745
>how old were you when you were 16

>5'5
>mr skeleton
>flyaway hair
>look like a indian/somali dude

>>12369670
no it isnt, unless you live in america.

this is like a small-average where i live
>tfw 6'1" :(
forever manlet

>>12369552
>always had shitty sparse facial hair since the moment I was able to grow it
>shave
>immediately look way better
Too bad my hairline is shit

>>12369988
>dad 6'4
>granddad 6'8
>other granddad 6'2

>me 6'2

i literally don't understand why anyone would be insecure about height, i'd hope that your substance and achievements as a human being are large enough to dwarf any fear of in-
adequateness. i like to think that if your consciousnesses can span through multiple omnipresent quantum fields and the thoughts that people have about you can stretch hundreds of miles, height seems completely insignificant.

>>12370027
I hope you are going to be okay anon.
Looking good isn't The Only way to make it. Just dont stop trying and work on your other merits.

>>12373006
Same where l'm from. l'm 6'1" and most of the time l feel average as shit

Still get called tall a lot though, l don't understand

>>12371278
midget lol

I have all of those but im not effay what gives

I'm 6'5 is that too tall to be /fa/?

>>12370241
nah it's dyel mode, sorry, otter implies some amount of actually lifting

>>12370858
your gf is getting dicked by chad

>mom 5'1"
>dad 5'3"
>me 5'4"

I mean I guess it could have been worse but I don't really think this warrants celebrating.

>>12373029
You know that this is a meme, and is successful because ppl get easilly triggered right?

For a man,it can be a slight problem if ur under 5'9 tho

>>12373768
Post pics

>>12373978
of what

my height lol?

>>12373998
Of your body you idiot