How did you ruin your white shoes?
>be drunk downtown
>spill poutine on them
By just wearing them for a couple years
>>12341801
The most Canadian way to ruin your shoes
just out for a rip, were ya bud?
>collection is 100% white shoes
>get compliments constantly
>fits work perfectly for me
>mom sends me a nice pair of brown boots for Christmas
>put them in my shoe closet
>open it up the next day and all of my shoes are filthy and brown
>shitty brown shoes start sucking up all of my cleaning resources because they never seem to get clean
>I'm the asshole if I throw them away
>>12341859
Forgot to mention, there was only one pair of white shoes left but it was scuffed to death by the brown shoes
i dont even have white shoes, there are many pairs i want but everytime i am looking to buy one i just end up buying a completely different piece of clothing.
Wore them for four years
>>12341859
>>12341868
are you retarded
>>12341801
dunked them overnight in a tub filled with old coffee grinds.
Also, serves you right for going out on Crescent.
>>12342014
why did you dunk them? were you going for a specific color....or scent?
>>12341859
literally just move them
>>12342176
The not-crisp-white colour. It's subtle but looks better in daylight than bright white.
Obvi only works on natural fibres
Toothpaste and Windex are two surprisingly good ways to clean white shoes
op is a fag for asking, just wear your shoes and do actual stuff instead of watching tentacle porn in the basement then your shoes will dirt up
>>12342180
>>12341859
literally just build a wall
>>12341801
>be drunk downtown
yep, thats how.
wear them hanging with buddies, still nice and white and clean because i take care of them. friends dont tell me we are going into natural reservation to goof off. not gonna be like 'uh guise my white shoes' so i just get them dirty and start wearing them into the woods, fields, etc. also i spilled paint on them occasionally when i do art projects, so they look kinda neat.
>>12342223
He didn't how how TO ruin them, he asked how DID you ruin yours?
Read the whole thing before posting, retard.