balls

>>12330127
embrace the bulge

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=humblebrag

also, if you think that a bulge is a bad thing to have - then you are an retarded

>>12330130
>tfw too insecure to show my cock bulge to random people

>>12330138
ok,
http://www.wikihow.com/Tuck-and-Tape

>>12330136
how is having your package showing through your jeans a good thing i never understood this. I always see it in cringe threads with a bunch of responses "haha look at that guys penis bulge lmao".

>>12330160
that of course depends completely on your size.

every girl and gay man I know appreciates big bulges for obvious reasons.

put a tampon in your ass and connect it by tying a string around your dick. Problem solved

>>12330127
cut benis off, worked for me

Buy pants with more crotch space/dont wear them pulled up to your armpits.

think of it as peacocking

>>12330144
Dont do this i saw some guy that tied a sausage round hes leg and he got a blood clot from it or smthn

>>12330227
i also saw that episode

>>12330127
Tbqh the bulging helps assert dominance among co-workers. At my job I always make sure when I get a bulge I go do slight movement's toward my crotch emphasising the bulge; later in the conversation I always give it a small tug and make a comment how I can never find pants to contain my bulge. You just have to love the bulge and use it against men and especially women. Dominance is key.

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>>12330127
tuck and tape like a drag queen

I don't wanna show off the bulge because my cock is average it just rests on my big balls giving the appearance of a big dick and it just looks like a small boner

>>12330227
no the school security dog ate the sausage

this fucking thread

>>12330686
it looks painful

>>12330761
different vids i think. This one he went to a club to show off his sausage

>>12331213
You're a big guy

>>12330127
I've never understood this. I have an 8 inch penis and wear skinny jeans with no problems.

>>12332671
you probably aren't fat

>>12330127
holy fucking shit lmao, sup dicklet

>tfw 19cm cock and always make sure to have a visible fat bulge

always fun to tease women with it