What the fuck did you just fucking say about my OG Jordans, Chumlee? I’ll have you know I waited outside Foot Locker for 3 days and I have over 300 confirmed Yeezy Boost 350s. I am trained in Stan Smiths and I’m the top sneakerhead in the entire Koreatown. You are nothing to me but just another hypebeast. I will flex you the fuck out with sneakers the likes of which has never come through that door, mark my fucking words. You think your buddy who knows a thing can get away with saying that shit to me over cable television? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of resellers across the USA and your retros are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your collection. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and my Jordans are in over seven hundred colorways, and that’s just with my exclusives. Not only am I extensively trained in sneaker collecting, but I have access to the entire stock of the Supreme Los Angeles store and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of flightclub, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your lowball was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the markup, you goddamn idiot. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
This is actually pretty funny that you put the work in for this
The attack on Pearl Harbor was a surprise military strike conducted by the Imperial Japanese Navy against the United States naval base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, on the morning of December 7, 1941 (December 8 in Japan). The attack led to the United States' entry into World War II. The attack was intended as a preventive action in order to keep the U.S. Pacific Fleet from interfering with military actions the Empire of Japan was planning in Southeast Asia against overseas territories of the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, and the United States. There were simultaneous Japanese attacks on the U.S.-held Philippines and on the British Empire in Malaya, Singapore, and Hong Kong. The attack came as a profound shock to the American people and led directly to the American entry into World War II in both the Pacific and European theaters. The following day, December 8, the United States declared war on Japan. Domestic support for non-interventionism, which had been strong, disappeared. Clandestine support of Britain (e.g., the Neutrality Patrol) was replaced by active alliance. Subsequent operations by the U.S. prompted Germany and Italy to declare war on the U.S. on December 11, which was reciprocated by the U.S. the same day.