help me be /fa/

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>>12289154
skrrt skrrrttt

Hijab

>>12289235
Nty I hate muslims

>>12289154
Heres a tip: no clothes will make up for your unhealthy body. If you want to be healthy, fashionable, and/or attractive, you will never get there without first losing weight.

>>12289911
I'm well healthy, BMI doesn't determine health. There used to be husk threads but dont know why they're gone now. anyway my health is another topic that I could ramble on about.

just need good clothes as I'm having to go to more formal events and places, where I can't just throw on a flanny and jeans.

>>12289946
(You) will never be /fa/ if you don't lose weight

Sorry fattie

>>12289946
>I am fat
>I am healthy

Sounds like cognitive dissonance.

>>12289154
What site is this?

>>12290222
Nvm found it
http://www.bmivisualizer.com/

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Funny how that looks nothing like me, his hips are almost as wide as his incredibly narrow shoulders.

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>>12289154
lose weight, hair depends on your face, but avoid elaborate, trendy hairstyles like the plague. go for something simple and classic
as far as clothes you can go several ways:
>functioning adult-core (smart casual, looks decent on anyone, a good choice if you're older than 21)
>continue the farmer / sleazy dude approach (hawaian shirts, gold chains and rings, luxury watches, flip-flops, hard to pull off deliberately but might work if you're both fat and muscular)
>casual basics aka Uniqlo-core (good if you're young, very easy to pull off, can be transformed into a more interesting style)

>>12290218
>failing to comprehend English
what are you, American?

>>12290259
Alright yea I think I'll just improve on option 2

Thanks anon

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