What style of glasses will not make me look like a nu-male?

Lasik

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You're pretty much fucked. Most of those glasses are considered whats /fa/ these days. I would just recommend getting some simple black framed glasses that aren't too over the top or draw attention to themselves. And just try to own it. Nu-males also wear t-shirts, that doesnt mean you should stop wearing those.

A shotgun blast to the face.

>>12224729

the laser eye surgery glasses

>>12224729
every pair of glasses in that picture is different

>>12224729
metal round frames

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I'm not really a fan of needing glasses. Nothing really suits my face and they are annoying. Want laser surgery once they finally stop changing

>>12224817
please be in London

>>12224824
That meme is the only reply I ever get hahahaha

>>12224817
Heres your (you)

>>12224829
????

>>12224831
LOOK AT ME

>>12224832
Let me check my prescription first

This thread is sad

>>12224817
Stop posting yourself if you don't want ro sleep with me

>>12224867
Hahahahahaha points sir.

>>12224876
Does that mean that I atleast get nudes?

Louis C u c K
isnt a cuck. Hes the best comedian of all time

>>12224952
Nah. Iv never done nudes

>>12225019
you kno wwgat they say, theres a first time for everything ;)))))

>>12225019
Well, I've never been in love before byt here I am

>>12225021
>>12225023
These convincing arguments have my clothes flying right off

>>12224729
wow i didn't know idubbbz was a cucky nu-male

>>12225006
That's not Bill Burr

Louis CK is pretty good tho

>>12224817

Maggie?

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>>12224775
real rapparoni, why did aviator inspired frames fall out of style? they look good desu

No one in that picture looks identical, do /pol/tards all have face blindness or something?

>>12224817
Nothing suits you face cause your an ugly whore desu

>>12224729
the only thing those people have in common is being white and male

Get contacts. Way less annoying than wearing glasses.

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Its not that hard to wear glasses and not look like a cuckface numale. The trick is to not be a cuckface numale.

>>12224729
Whatever Louis CK is awesome.

>>12224817
I wanna play with ur tits desu

>>12224729
cuckcarl has pretty decent face, aside his hippie ideology

>>12225040
Could you atleast post more pictures of yourself? I mean, for us to see what kind of glasses that would fit

>>12224742
you'd have to be retarded to get laser surgery.

>>12225142

This

Wear glasses that suit your face and dont act like a cuck.

>>12225374
y tho

>>12225066
Nope

>>12225114
He's on to me

>>12225124
Eyes need a break here and there

>>12225217
You mean fun bags

>>12225333
Dammmnnn those trips... uhhh idk I feel like your the only one for that

>>12225374
Why????

>>12225374

No.

>>12224729
Stop caring what losers on the internet think about you and caring about overblown and ultimately irrelevant concepts such nu-male.
Also fuck off, John Green is a great author.

>>12225715
Hahahahahaha, actually took your bait. Funny.

>>12225752
Who cares?

if you wear glasses you ARE A NU-MALE

just embrace it faggot NERD!
LOSER GEEK

FOUR EYES

>>12225758
Why?

>>12225758
Oh man. The 80s really are back in style

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>>12225758

>>12224729
if you're a scrawny average looking white male theres no way you can avoid looking like a nu male cuck

unless you're attractive or fit

>>12224729
kuboraum

>>12224729
Post your face so we can judge

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These are mine
Now I just need to lose an eye so I can wear an eyepatch and complete the James Joyce look

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>>12224729
A simple no-nonsense metal pair.

What lens shape is right for you depends on your face shape, of course.

Don't get any where it's thin around the lenses but superthick at the sides, those shits are hideous on everyone.

>>12225943
Rectangular glasses like this look good on precisely zero percent of the human population. It screams "thank you for calling tech support, how can I help you today?"

>>12224798
>>12225939

Those are the new nu-male-core glasses, I wonder when /pol/ is going to realise that and catch up with their memes.

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>>12225951
Please do describe why

>>12225959
Why the fuck would you want to look like that

>>12225959

Are you kidding? Thin metal frame glasses preferable round are what all the hip nu-males are wearing now.

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>>12224817
Same
I struggled so hard to find anything that doesn't look like complete and utter shit but I still get told I have old mans glasses

>>12225962
Because he was a handsome man and the glasses fit very well with his face shape
>>12225965
Have you ever considered the fact that trends in fashion affect all people, and that although that may also affect a certain group of people you dislike, they are simply a product of a larger trend and not the cause?
>I've seen a lot of nu-males wearing jeans lately, clearly jeans are the cuck options of pants

>>12225962
because joyce was arguably the greatest writer of the english language

>>12225975
This too

>>12225945
I did not say explicitly to get rectangles.

I even advised to avoid a certain kind of rectangles.

>>12225973

Leftist students are who are popularising them now, they're are what tortoise shell glasses used to be which are now the new mainstream.

I'll give you two more years until you can wear them without being associated with nu-maleness.

>>12225970
Well you look super cute though. I'd imagen you have more luck than I do. But yeah glasses are difficult. And fucking expensive

>>12225983
Actually I think I'm going to go ahead and continue wearing them because
a) I know that I am not a leftist
b) they are a subtle and flattering shape on my face and
b) I don't want to let a niche minority group of 4channers who are deathly afraid of being called numales by other 4channers determine what I should and shouldn't put on my face. I love using this board to find inspiration and have conversations about fashion but when your fear of being called a buzzword prevent you from wearing what you know looks good on you, you've let me memes go too far

>>12225992
*the memes

Just wear contacts. I'd get lasik surgery if I could afford it.

>>12226011
My eyes aren't bad enough yet to need surgery. I wear glasses so that I can read things that are far away and so the world looks more crisp and pretty

At some point I probably will get surgery if my sight degrades

>>12224817
Sweden?

>>12226135
Oregon

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/these-smart-glasses-adjust-your-vision-automatically-180962078/

>>12224729

oliver peoples horn-rimmed glasses

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>>12224817
Are you her?

>>12226212
fuck you

>>12225970
>>12224817
you guys are honestly really ugly, just get more fit. and do squats.

>>12224817
please be in london
LONDON
Please sit on my face.
qt

>>12226341
Nah. I'm a little thicker.

>>12226377
Ok bb

>>12226390
This damn meme

>>12226395
>This damn meme
It ain't a meme if it's true, bb.

>Nah. I'm a little thicker.
THICC
CHOKE ME WITH YOU'RE THIGHS PLEASE

>>12224729

> Seth Rogan

> retweeting ri

>>12226399
Yeah this board isn't where the thic lovers reside

>>12226414
True, but thicc has become too big of a shit meme that it's twisted in all sorts of ways. Now actual fat cows get "thicc" attached to them, or women with fat cellulite thighs. Ultimately I think most on /fa/ would still take a true thicc over a stick.

>>12226422
Yeah those big girls say they are curvy but they are just lumpy

EARTH
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Modern no-frame, thin, or clear frame. Hipsters were the ones to bring back needlessly retarded thick framed glasses, then the mainstream picked it up and cucks and annoying tumblr bitches picked them up.

My ex (who was just a stand in imitation of the girl I actually wanted who actually needed glasses) wore fake black thick framed hipster glasses which is one of the reason I'm glad she's not in my life anymore, besides being an irredeemable pothead who thought it was still high school.

>>12226453

Hipsters now wear thin metal frames, only the mainstream still wears horn rimmed glasses.

>>12226469
Just as I thought would happen
Next thing you know, the mainstream will hop back on thin frames and the hipsters are going to wear two seperate monocles or some shit

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>>12226428
Dadmode vs. THICC

>>12225970
What's the fucking point of wearing glasses if you don't look through them. Maybe if you used them properly instead of trying to look around the frame. Jesus Christ you feminists and your glass ceiling bullshit. No wonder you're so blind, you're too dumb to look through glass.

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>>12226453
You got some other stuff you wanna talk about buddy?

>>12226469
This. People are into some Jeffrey Dahmer-esque shit now.

>not just getting glasses according to what suits you

Thin glasses look like shit on my daft face

>>12224817
B R E A S T S
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How many lefties who wear black glasses actually need them?

>>12225374
I was pretty blind, had a -4.75 vision. I got Lasik. I see better than you now.

>>12226837
By lefties you mean handed? Because I am.

>>12226836
Why yes I do have them. Good observation

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>>12224817
sup shawty
id fuck those glasses of ur face just sayin

>>12227340
Yeah that's going to have to be a no.

If you let psuedo-political buzzwords get in the way of you wearing whatever you think looks good, then you really don't belong here.

>>12225983
>Liberals
>Leftist

>>12227658
Everything is relative