How do I make myself look inconspicuous in the US.

>>12217872
Why are your shorts so long?

>>12217908
So I can look like a casual sperg?

>>12217931
>look at that fucking idiot over there
>his shirts are way too big

>>12217937
actually he would look normal because most people dress like shit

>>12217872
Blue 501 jeans, slightly baggy grey sweater, white vans.

Inoffensive and inconspicuous.

>>12217872
Normcore everything. What part will you be in the most?

>>12217872
Bitch nigga if you don't dress head to toe in american flags and eagles expect to get lynched on sight. God Bless America™

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>>12217943
second this

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>>12217872

Mr. Arab,

In America, it is considered tacky and in poor taste to dress with """"designer"""" labels covering you from head to toe like a sports car covered in sponsorship stickers.

Dress casually, I.E.; avoid leather shoes and button-up shirts, flashy sunglasses and especially avoid more than 2 spritz of cologne.

BAM! You're American.

>>12217872
people on the east coast unless youre going to new york or any other major city are obsessed with that comfy sport core shit. like nike joggers, shoes

>>12218702
W2c brown jacket in pic

>>12218675
poor boots are bout to burst:(

youre gonna need warmer clothes

>>12218643
kek'd

>>12220196
They suffer for our comfort. Support our troops ;___;7

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>>12217872
It's not like we're aliens or something; most guys around here go with jeans and a simple shirt. I personally prefer one-color/non-patterned shirts if you go t-shirt mode, but that's up to you. A definite no to the shoes, tho; they're barely above velcro Sketchers level.

Pic is what the average guys I see wear, at least in my area. As for shoes, go with something all black, sneaker or not. Draws less attention.

>>12220404
Or even wear a basic hoodie, depending on how hot it gets where you're going.

>>12217872
>>12220404
shoes are fine, they're NB but they're not an autism model

>>12217872
Gain weight, preferably fat

>>12217872
So where r u from?

>>12217872
if you want to blend in don't come on /fa/, these guys have never fit in anywhere in their life