>dress like shit: no attention from girls >wear nicer clothes

>>12214939
Girls are for plebs

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>>12214939
>start browsing /fa/ senior year of HS/beginning of freshman year at uni
>FF to junior year
>everyone assumes I'm gay until the ferry meet my GF who is way too hot for me
Feels good man.

>>12215040
*they meet

Thank you, based Swipe-to-text

>>12214939
lift weights stupid

>>12215379

I don't think he wants to get hit on even more by fags.

>Get cheap watch
>Buy some a bit better parfyme
>Girls all over you in nightclubs
If i had known it was that easy earlier ;_;

>>12215379
Faggots will storm on his ass if he gets buff.

>>12215404
dressing nicely doesn't make you more attractive

being in shape does

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>get /fit/
>dress /fa/
>still turbo autist cant talk to girls to much anxiety
>everyone thinks im gay

oh well at least i feel better about myself.

Sign of the times op. It wasn't like this ten years ago.

>>12215464
Maybe you are gay

>>12215040
>my GF who is way too hot for me
that will be a nice breakup lad

>no matter how i dress or behave i will always be shadowed by my babyface
pain

Where can I learn trannys? I'm gay and really want to fuck one.

>>12215510
i fell for the "improve yourself" meme....

At least if gays hit on u then u know u look good.

Time to talk to girls...Sorry it's the only way as they won't come hit on u buddy.

i'm gay and get no attention please teach me your ways

girls will date any guy who is funny with a good personality. Looks help

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>>12214939
>>12215437
I fail to see the conundrum

>>12216414
Step 1: stop being gay

If you don't believe me just try it. The world is a fucked up place.

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>>12214939
>be me, confident with my bisexuality
>start dressing better
>Girls think I'm smart and intelligent
>Gay guys hit on me
>Even gotten sexually harassed once
>Loving the attention

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>>12216465
GOTTA GET HIT ON BY MEN TO CONFUSE THE BLOOMING SEXUALITY AM I RIGHT BABE?

>>12214939
similar situation. Not that I am terribly /fa/ but I have started paying more attention to what i wear and developed something of a style. Women never look at me but i get at least two men checking me out anytime i go to the local mall.
>>12216348
I think this is exactly it OP, you are doing something right, hopefully that will give you the confidence you need to start being the one to make the moves.

>>12217114
>start dressing better
uh and how do you dress ? i won't judge just real curious

my last friend was gay and he got mad I refused to experiment with him.
just because i listen to grimes doesn't mean im secretly gay m8

Honestly I would even be happy to get attention from gays. I just need someone to fucking see me.

>>12215464
This is me.

>>12217307
Girls look at you when you arent looking at them.

>>12215464
Just fuck a guy in the ass no homo

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You probably get attention from women too, except you don't know how to read nonverbals.

The gays giving you attention are most likely just persistent types.

There are persistent women, but they can be rare.

>>12214939

Be attractive, you incel cuck.

Learn how to looksmax.

Uhm. Start to mew (look that up) and have the proper tongue posture. Also, chew gum everyday.

If you have receding chin. Get braces to correct it or get chin/jaw implants or jaw surgery to fix it.

Get like teeth whitener, arm and hammer teeth whitener is good and apply lil bit on top of your tooth paste and brush 2 x a day.

Work out in the gym and get fit by weighlifting. I would suggest a beginner PPL Routine for aesthetics. Or Stronglifts 5 x5 for strength.

Or do bodyweight fitness.
https://www.reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness/wiki/kb/recommended_routine
There's a routine there. Or you can just work your way to do 100 pushups a day and 100 sit ups a day.

Exercise is also about diet. You can look that up on the fit sticky for diet help. Avoid eating too much sodium. Drink shit tons of water. Eat your vegetables. Get a lot of protein like chicken.

liamrosen.com

Or you can take up a sport at your school, assuming you attend school.Do something like cross country or track or soccer. being an athlete will help you gain socail status and good exercisei guess.

Get a good skincare routine. There's a skincare thread somewhere. I think tuxbell can help too. Or google some shit. Idk.

Be social as fuck. idk look at alpha m.

For dressing, i would suggest minimalist shit with white sneakers idk. whatever impresses normies. dont wear that pinrolled super tight jeans with no socks and sneakers. or gay shit.

alpha.m (cheesy guy tho) can help you out. Just not on fashion advice tho. /fa/ might be better for that (kek maybe not really).


For anything to make you more attractive especially social skills looks and shit, you can check out
https://www.youtube.com/user/AlphaMconsulting

kek. hope that helps.

>>12217304

>getting mad at someone for not having sex

why do guys do this?

>>12219039
Hahaha alpha m the earring guy

>>12218987
Where is this from?

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>>12219321
This.

It's an interesting read.

>>12216414
If you proclaim you're gay you're trying too hard and putting on that identity because you're a boring person

make your fits more interesting than your gender

>>12214939
>unironically using a pepe image in the OP
go back to /pol/ you alt-right scum

>>12214939
>never works on shit personality

found your problem.

>>12214939
>somewhat more /fit/ than average person
>out in city that gets really party heavy in the summer months this summer
>wear white tee tucked in black jeans, rolled up sleeves
>meet old female friend from school who is so drunk she can barely sit
>my buddy talks to her uggo friend while I talk to old drunk friend
>apparantly uggo friend asks my buddy if I'm gay
>no
>she turns to me and asks me if I'm straight
>yes
>"because you're so damn hot, I'd so much like to go home with you"
>manage to change subject and leave
okay

I mean I'm glad she told me I was hot but why did she have to ask if I was gay twice

>>12219954
>expects gays to never ever even hint that they are gay, fucking attention whores amirite?
>whines about his straight boy problems nonstop

>>12219992
>thinks that gays don't adopt certain mannerisms or clothing styles on purpose
also
>boy
lel
>>12219975
Because she's convinced herself that only gays can be attractive
never try feminism kids

>>12215464
same

>>12220011
>whines about straight girl problems nonstop