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Pig benis

>>12214546
It's too fucking hot for fashion I've given up
I'll talk to you in June

>>12214579
seconded. See ya'll then when we're not melting.

>>12214579
this desu. I've resorted to just wearing Tyler the Creator tier streetwear.
loose fitting shirt + shorts
Its terrible

>>12214579
deadset we should get into wearing linen robes like sand coons. or at least L O O S E W A V E shit ya always see chonks wearing on this board. its too hot to dress like eurofags and yanks, you'll sweat yer hole out every time

>>12214579
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>>12214680
Let's abandon this place for colder pastures. I'd move to Hobart but there's nothing there, it's too removed from the rest of civilisation.

>>12214710
nah thats fucking gay bruh, I'm originally from Cairns anyways so the weather here in Brissy doesn't do shit to me

>>12214704
why are you asking?

>>12214710
I would say move to Canberra where I live because it gets cold here in winter but nah it's boring af here

>>12214758
>>12214761
who's asking?

oi cunts

>>12214777
>bet you voted greens you absolute soft cock

nah :>)

cant remember who i did though

>>12214704
l i t e r a l l y s h a k i n g m a t e

Is that aussie femanon with the big titties lurking this thread

pls be my gf

>>12214808
>voting pauline
>not voting for based xenophon
>wanting to live in a country were gambling is legal
pretty cuck 2bh

>>12214798
relax cunt

im far from being a leftist

>>12214815
>not having a weekly punt at the pub with the lads
yeah fuck outta the country ya fucking unaustralian poofter cunt

>>12214818
pauline is a saudi jewish shill

maybe you should try reading cunt

>>12214820
>adopting a "tough" conservative persona
>being a reactionary apologist
>on an anonymouse taiwanese virginity weblog
mate get the fuck outa here

>>12214828
listen bro, no one here likes you, take your gay memes somewhere else. you aren't funny

and don't bother replying to my post

>tfw abo gf
>fuck all the time
>centrelink $$
>smells like absolute shit

how am I doin boys

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>>12214843
how much does she get

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>>12214831
i dont appreciate being lectured to by a couple of star struck NEETS...

i bet you'd love an update pic wouldnt you

>>12214798
post liam's instagram again
last time i messaged his sister and she blocked me lol

>>12214847
850 a fortnight

>>12214850
dont need one mate
saw you and your faggot little bro trying to do ollies on your gay cunt pennies
your ginger permed mullet is gay as cunt
was gonna roll u with me lads but there were cops about aye
next time

on any given night i decide to post on this board there is a guaranteed chance that either a
A) wog
B) NEET
C) virgin

will reply to my post

>>12214873
Is pigwog still harrasing you? That half-Maltese freak needs to chill.

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>>12214873
>tfw NEET wog virgin

w2c shrooms in perth

>>12214873
christ you always were a little tryhard attention whore. can see you never grew out of it

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>>12214886
how are you austistic enough to remember a reaction image that i used a few times over a year ago?

they're different btw lol

>>12214579
Mate its fucked. I've resorted to a linen shirt and some shorts that i freeball in. Gets the job done

>>12214906
>>12214831
>has multiple images saved of me on his phone

what size bed are you laying in? queen single?

>>12214903
holy fuck bro

actually get therapy ayy

>>12214831
>>12214850
>>12214916

i've seen you in real life, you're uglee as fuck senpai desu

Australian are literally subhuman..embarrassement to other Anglo people

>>12214906
he doesnt look like this anymore
he has a longer mullet in the back, his skin is much worse, he has a little gut and his hairline is receding which he hides with a cap
its reallllly sad
grill here btw

>>12216072
pls be my gf

>>12214916
its just bantz lad dnt take it seriously

lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVgnp4PStUg

is it possible to buy moncler in australia

>>12214710
Hey we're about to get a H&M /s

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>>12214546
>mfw I live in South Texas and I hop in Australia threads for inspo because it's basically summer here all year round

>>12214800
I did

Texas anon here again, y'all are bringing the A game with your banter
Keep it up, you bunch of crazy upside-down cutthroats

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>>12214907
do all you cunts live in lelbourne? come up to the far north where it's eternal summer and you don't have a winter that will allow you to wear multiple layers to hide your pasty disgusting bodies.

tl;dr: get /fit/ faggots

>>12217122
this to be quite honest
when you're fit, you can look like a sick cunt all year round
stay /thinspo/ or fat if you enjoy being cucked by the weather

>>12214759
you will hopefully be dead this time next year

>>12214777
shut the fuck up cunt

>>12214798
100% pure autism

>>12214808
lol just cause of this post i'm voting for greens next election

>>12216846
you won't need moncler in australia

>>12217288
t. liam

>>12214759
ayy cunt, could be fibrous myalgia,, might want to get it checked

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