Why do you like these faggy emasculating hairstyles?

>>12187957
I don't
I have a shaved head

>>12187957
>Why do you like

Why are you assuming faggot?

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>emasculating

please go ahead, enlighten us

I don't think men actually go for the full shaved sized, discounting mohawks. I've never seen one at least.

I've always assumed that's lesbian territory.

>>12188014
pussy

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Stop cutting hair

>>12187957
>Why do you
>implying implications

>faggy emasculating
Having the hair you want instead of caring about meaningless stuff is more 'mainly' or whatever than living in fear of being 'emasculated'.

>>12187957
short hairstyles and what we see in modern western society as "masculine" haircuts used to symbolize servitude or low class and poverty while men's long hair symbolized freedom wealth and intelligence. feminists in the late 1800s basically created your idea of "masculine"
but all that shit you posted is gay, i'm just saying your haircut is probably gay too.

>>12188053
sounds like you need to post sauce

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>>12188040

>>12188053
>>12188067

It's true. Long hair required maintenance that only wealthy people could afford. Only peasants and soldiers had short hair.

I desperately need a haircut and don't know what to do. Should I just shave it?

>>12188522
i buzzed my hair down to a number 1. my hair was like 6 inches long and I didnt regret it afterwards. felt liberating to not worry about your hair and i looked hot after it

no one on fa pulled buzz
prove me wrong

>>12188522
buzzcut feels the best and is most practical and time saving, but only looks good if you are really masculine with squarish head and jaw
otherwise you will look either like chemo patient or simple minded brute

>>12187957
6 is ok, rest is shit

>>12187957

Obese balding virgin detected.

>>12188599
is there a chart or website where I can figure out what shape my head is?
>>12188527
Last spring I buzzed down to a number 3, so it wasn't as short as yours, but it really was liberating.

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ITT :calling nazis "faggy" and "emasculate "
>Fucking jew

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>>12187957
This is the kind of haircut that people get when they have poor notions of how they are seen by others

learning how to be discreet is already halfway through the path of looking cool

>>12188673
literally look in the mirror or make a selfie and make a silhouette in Photoshop if you really can't tell simply by looking at your reflection

>>12187957
Young people are very tired of their hippie grandparents and grungy parents, so there's a trend to the opposite of being "all-natural" and non-materialistic, hence hiphop and prissy beard and hair grooming.

With the Trump presidency, yuppiedom is going to come back with a vengeance. Prepare for paisley and brace yourself for brylcreem.

>>12188859
I could do that, but I don't even know how many face shapes there are and what their names are.
Hence why I asked for a chart of face shapes; I've seen one before on here.

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>>12188991
Not that hard to just google

>>12189010
I did Google it, but thanks for posting that pic anyway. I was just being lazy.

What kind of hairstyle looks good on oblong face shape? Does a buzzcut work?

How do i keep my buzz cut short? I dont wanna have to return to the barbers every two weeks.

>>12187957
because the girls of this generation find men that try to act on stereotypical gender bullshit aka trying to be "masculine" ridiculous and rather dig androgyne and sensitive guys that show emotions

>>12189026
literally do it yourself it's the easiest thing ever
if you're not confident or a beginner just have someone check back of the head and neck for you
really though just get yourself 2 mirrors and learn to do it on your own in 10 minutes

>>12189037
please be ironic
no one sane can really delude himself like that right?

1 mm buzzcut master race

>>12187957
just because faggy emasculated men are into those haircuts right now doesn't mean the haircuts themselves are faggy and emasculating, same goes for clothing and pretty much everything.

the people who approach fashion with that mindset are the same people who make the "is my lifestyle effay?" "which college major is the most effay?" "how do i get an effay gf?" threads that have been shitting up this board for years. learn to judge an article of clothing or a hairstyle based on its own merit instead of the lowest common denominator cunts who wear them, for fucks sake

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>>12187957
t. pic related

>>12189201
Im talking out of experience ant this is my girl opinion so yea Im serious

>>12189379
giving women rights was a mistake

>>12187957
these all look fucking disgusting. they show people that you spent way too much time on applying prodict to your hair. also the shaved sides are weird-looking, they make your head look disproportionate. i prefer a bed-head over any of these haircuts, any day.

>>12187957
These all look kinda stupid in my opinion. These are only good for still photos for models like ad's.

You would look pretty stupid styling your hair like this in public.

>>12189582

Bed head is and always will be the superior hairstyle

>>12189560
i mean.. these haircuts r gross but... im a dude whos hella feminine and can honestly say girls love that shit, i fucked a girl after she put makeup on me yesterday

>>12187957
I think the huge crop of long hair on top of your head like Johnny Bravo looks retarded, but a short well maintained undercut is timeless. I personally think its better without the shaved sides, its like the most standard masculine haircut besides buzzcut.

3 would look a lot better if the sides weren't shaved

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i got my hair like sean murph (far left), just in my natural hair color.

>>12187957

No one on these boards do. We like classic hitler youths not these poofy cucked shit.

>>12189015
Don't get a buzz.
Try something like a Pompadour or a classic Combover. Ive noticed that they tend to look better on oblong faces. I don't care if you want fades on the sides or whatever, you decide. Personally, I don't lunge for it.

t. Dude with an oblong face

>>12189010
how can anyone take that image seriously when some of the pictures have had their dimensions shifted.

>>12188779
Nazis were effete vegetarians dressed by Chanel.

>>12188053
It's not the 1800s dipshit

>>12189962
far left legit looks like a girl, are you refering to the gingge?

Not faggy nor emasculating because any woman who wears this is a dike

>>12188779
nazis and neo-nazis are emasculate faggots who need to get over being BTFO already before America fucks them up again.

>>12188053
Is the occult /fa/?

>>12189201
>>12189560

hahaha are you this stupid? Just because you're insecure and didn't have a good relationship with your dad doesn't mean the rest of us did. I have one of these haircuts and I'm plenty masculine, because I don't sperg out on imageboards about other people having haircuts I've decided I don't like.

>>12190317
Neo Nazis don't have these haircuts nowadays, just normal people do. Neo Nazis have those awful straight buzzes and redneck haircuts.

>>12190405

Richard Spencer is a neo nazi. He has the prussian/undercuts.

>>12188779
>>12188014
you are a historical reenactor

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I wonder who could be behind this thread

>>12187957
>/fa/gs are gay

Shocking.

>>12189962
im trying to figure out what that is on the left side of the pic

is it a guy or a girl??
that cant possibly be its natural hair, so how did they dye it so well?
brown eyes and black eyebrows with blonde hair if natural?? how?
is that a moustasche or not? if so then how can it be a girl?

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>>12187957
>implying

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>>12190502
how'd you know?

>>12188779
but muh 600000000000

>>12190472
>neo nazi
Don't flatter him

>>12188779
nazis are literally the gayest shit ever desu

>>12190853

Fuck off (((cuck))).

>>12190317
>nazi
>war criminals
>emasculate
Ok mr. cuck MCcucky what ever floats your boat with your >60000000000000000

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>>12190958
"wahhh hitler was totally effay y-you're all just cucks!!!"

>>12190611
have you never seen anyone bleach their hair before? he must've just done it a few days before this picture was taken. obviously after a while their roots will show.

>>12191079
>nazis
>masculine
literally every pic of a nazi on this board looks like a twink

>>12191200
You like them very dark, I suppose.

>>12191187
(you)

>>12189677
THIS
underrated post desu and nice dubs

>>12190305
It makes you look like dyke which is very emasculating you stupid bitch.

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>>12190506
Jews have best hair anyway.

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>>12191200
Say that to my face not online and see what happens.

>>12191204
Hitler was very dark.

>>12188053
>used to

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>>12188779
At least Jews are actually white unlike nazis.

>>12187957
ok, wtf with the number 1.
i have seen an abnormal amount of faggot with that haircut, like wtf, where it come from, what celeb use it and why, just why?
why?

>>12189015
Oblong faces look best with long hair but that's a lot of work

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>>12191327
delete this

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>>12191650
Make me.

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>>12188779
>>12188014

oh look, pussy and effeminate ninnies who got curb stomped by superior and masculine slavs. While these sissy cucks were LARPing as "le brave knights" in the comfort of the austrian alps on a sunny day, actual men were surviving the harshness of the siberian winter. They thought their little "magic symbols" and delusions of granduer could save them from the cold reality of real masculinity utterly decimating them.

>>12191491
footballers popularized it, mainly zlatan

>>12187957
God, i avoid everybody with one of these like the plague
Most fuccboi cuts now

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Here's the true fashy cut

>>12188029
kek, great post

>>12191812
Being a horde of bleached chimpanzees isn't /fa/, Vladimir.

>>12192126

not the point. the nazis you faggots always post are effeminate twinks who lost to superior masculine slavs.

>>12191701
HNNNGH

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>>12191701
no

>>12188040
Got to bed Varg, you viking cosplayer

>>12188077
underrated post

>>12187957
A haircut can't be emasculating outside of public interpretation/opinion on a hairstyle. Not the public at large but i mean those around observing said hairstyle in the context of the person with the hairstyle and where they are. Basically undercuts are seen by you as faggy and effeminate because you don't like the people you see having them (because they're usually fuckbois who are hopping on the tail end of a bandwagon trend).

All that being said, /fa/ shits on all these for the most part. #3 is the only *okay* one. Pretty much all the others are only used by unattractive, xanax fuccbabies in h&m bomber jackets to try and make the frame of their face seem taller

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>>12187957
these look like fucking trash

neo-barbering was a mistake

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>>12187957
this is the only good haircut

>>12192744
You Slavs actually believe you won the war alone by personal strength of character? That's so cute.

>>12191812
Huncucks btfo!

the hitler youth one like 3 looks okay if you don't wear skinny jeans, but if you're a modern fuccboi faggot with that haircut then kill yourself

>>12189314
underrated

Everyone having these hairstyles is exactly why I now buzz my hair with a 1 guard.

4/5/6 aren't too bad

6 is actually pretty cool, how do you get ur hair like that anyways

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This is the hairstyle that i'm using right now, feels great because its easy to pull and looks manly and fresh

>>12187957
i like how people are hating on hairstyles that gets the girls wet. dont get mad cause youre ugly and cant rock these haircuts

>>12195375
What is this called?

>>12195415
I have no ideia to be honest.

>>12187957
Probably because they have bad vertical spacing in their face or want to be an inch taller. Or maybe not and I just wish I had a nice hairline.

>>12188820
I fuckin love this post. Not even kidding.

>>12195415
it's called bog standard male haircut that is unoriginal and is now becoming hipster because no one else wears it but your dad and george clooney

>>12194059
yea nigga we did

>>12187957
I'm a 1 but I never wear it in a bun. Chin length gets a LOT of attention from girls. Everything else to me looks gay as fuck. Almost bieberesque.

Other than 1, everything else looks like the Hitler Youth. That's really not a good thing as a female.

>>12188513
No one in our modern society have the energy to maintain long hair

>>12196322
>being a man has become hippie trend.
What a time to be alive lads.

>>12191812
>>12191812
>Receding hairlines
>genetical inferiority to germans
>but its cold where I live aka "muh winter"
>thinks slav won the war on their own whilw infact they were too busy having a civil war
Ok, whatever helps your sleep at night

>>12190699
>still got white stitching
>that breadbag
>those y-straps
>those pouches
farb

>>12187957
ayyyyy I got #3

was planning on shaving my head anyway, pulling the trigger haircut after next

>>12191465
Keep telling yourself subhuman

>>12196480
slavic gipsies just outnumbered the germans

>>12189010

genius. all I have to do with my ugly funky-ass triangle face is get ryan gosling's hair, then get ryan gosling's glasses, then I will be ryan gosling and all the girls will flock to me

this cant fail

>>12190320
No

what is this, 2013? Every one of those has been unfashionable for four years minimum

Can some PLEASE tell me how i give my hair that sort of volume and neat sculpt without it looking greasy/wet/shiny

Please

>slightly balding at age 22

at least i can grow a good beard

They imply a square brain.

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>>12190668
>implying

>>12201983
wax

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>>12189026
>needing a fucking barber to literally shave your fucking head..
How mental are you? Do you like throwing away your sheckels?

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>>12189261
>Fucking this.

I've been lurking /fa/ for a looong time and there is WAAAY too many insecure threads about "is this effay?" Or "is that effay?" "Is this music I like effay?" "Is my doge effay?" "If you like this you're not effay" " if you like that you are effay"

After a few yrs of looking at lots of different "___"cores I've found a few styles and themes I like, and i think are effay to me and I love them to death, but do I ask the Internet if it's effay or not? No. cause I don't give a shit about that, as long as you know the basics of fashion and color pallettes the rest is up to you to decide what is effay to you and what isn't.

>td;lr stop letting the Internet dress you and stop worrying about what ppl think of you, or to a point at least.

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>>12189379
Fat/ugly weeaboo girls with animu twink bf fantasies don't count for shit.

>>12198024
Dude slav civil war was during WWI.

>>12188779
>Homoerotic fixation with the perfect male body
>not faggy
ok...

>tfw haven't cut my hair in 3 years
>dont plan on getting it cut any time soon

fight me

>>12187957
The only way to be emasculated is to feel emasculated. Otherwise it just isn't a thing.

>>12203097
what if you get your dick and balls cut off
pretty sure not feeling emasculated wont do you much good

>>12203108
wrong

>>12203108
Only a true pussy would feel like less of a man so it probably doesn't make a difference if you keep your dick or not anyway.

>>12188014

those fags lost the war and got btfo by fuck ugly russians and brits. literally losers

>>12187957
This looks like every football starting lineup rn.

>>12203376
Those faggy millionaires with their hot wives

>>12188779
that's why they lost the war tho

>>12194015
>slingblade sideburns
mm-hmm

>>12189201
>>12190394
lurk moar

>>12188053
Nice lack of knowledge. Short hair for males became popular in Ancient Rome, do you consider that "modern Western society"?

>>12189026
....you don't need to go to a barber to buzz your hair

>>12187957
"The Rooster"

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How did you fix your hairline?

>>12207402
is that a wig?

>>12203075
>Homoerotic
>aspiration
ok

>>12203071
>>12203071
Civil war was in wwi but the damage was so bad they couldn't participate in the second world war
>faggots

>>12207811
No

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>>12188522
let it grow

>>12189677
I completely agree with you

>>12198024
>be nazi
>lose the only war you fought

whoops!

>>12187957
Because I'm a faggot?

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>>12188014
>Men with this hair style have a 100% chance of dying face down in the mud, dying in a gulag, or living long enough to see their country get cucked in two

>>12188053
Affluent men also used to wear tights, heels, and powdered their faces, but they don't anymore.

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>>12188779
This.
Nazis are fucking dope, Neo Nazis on the other hand... Pure cringe.

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>>12209583
>saying cringe

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>>12209428
>Be soviet union
>war starts with germany
>beat the faggots and force so much shit on them that thry cant even be called a country anymore
>new government rises in germany
>meh whatever
>new government starts rebelling against thr agreement and raises germany and its people back up from the shit hole that they were stuck in
>become the strongest country in the world again in a few years
>start wwii
>it takes all of Europe to stop me
>ff some decades
>one of the best countries there are in terms of manufacturing, business, car brands, economy,people etc
>some faggots on an image board called the german hairstyle that was in the wwii era faggy
>but we almost ended a race, started another ww and it took svery massive force at the time to stop us
>brutal war criminals
>faggy
Ok

>>12194887
overplayed hairstyle tho

>>12188820
Hit the nail right on the head tbqh
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