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jesus christ op

Just be thankful that you're born to make it in life

this is the funniest image ive seen on /fa/ today what the fucks wrong with your jeans. how did you even come into possession of these

hey bb can I get ur digits
Ill help u with ur "problem"

You're scaring me

>>12182878
you've copped women's jeans

i feel like this is copypasta, but no man, there's a billion jeans out there you dont need creepy dick bulge jeans

>>12182878
>reverse image search

>>12182878
I say fuck it and cop. You can use them to put the moves on ladies

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>>12182932
lmao that's just a pic I pulled off of google
my jeans are black, so at least contours aren't as noticeable

hahahaha

>>12182986
why are you laughing? you want to keep pants that give you a terrible denim dick

>>12182986
well if you can actually have a dick bulge, you're safe in life

>>12182977
not copypasta my man.
copped on sale so can't return. I was in a hurry so didn't try them on since I already had a pair of the exact same model and size that I never had this problem with.
Lesson learned I guess...

Also, check'd

>>12183006
I'm more of a grower really, so usually not one to be flexing my kielbasa.

What the fuck guys, just having a big dick bulge might make it much easier to have sex but unless you're a virgin you would know that sex has nothing to do with "making it" or being "safe in life".

>>12183126
>I'm more of a grower really, so usually not one to be flexing my kielbasa.
Truly the worst feel
I wish I couldn't relate

>>12183272
It can bring you closer to achieving it though.
Be proud and show your cock :)

Don't be afraid to show your penis.

>>12182878
dude, all my pants fit like that - just deal with it.

and no, wearing larger waist sizes won't change anything

>>12182878
Wear them like this with pride. I know I would.

i have literaly the same problem but their's no way im posting my bulge for you twinks. wear 32x34 and i wish those pants with the dropped croch caught on. Wearing briefs solves my problem

implying thats bad
i started to embrace it desu

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>>12182878
Oh wah wah wah, my dicks too big. oh I feel sorry for you faggot...

>>12183348
ikr