How do I wear tight pants without endangering my gonads? I've

>google images "italian cops'

How come they all have such huge legs?

>>12148769
Looks like there's some protective padding under there.

Come on, I thought this was nad-endangerment central.

>>12148761
Wear pants that have a longer rise, and thus more dick room. They can still be skinny/slim. The rise is the most important aspect. Low rise bootcut will still have a poor amount of dick room compared to a high rise slim pair.

>>12148761
How big are your fucking balls? I wear leggings when I workout and yeah it's tight but not painfull like you put it.

>>12149198
Taking note, thanks anon

>>12149204
I walk for hours at a time, and I get stabbing pains when I do it in my old pair of slim (not skinny) jeans. It's all in the scrotum and groin, and I don't think my balls are unusually big. It's possible they just hang a little lower than average.

>>12148761
Be less fucking fat you animal