You walk down the street and this guy says nice jacket

>>12129602
thanks man, sick fit i love rick

t-thanks

but im not wearing a jacket

>>12129602
ask him what his fav anime is

WUT R DOSEEEEEEEEEE

>>12129616
thats a bit rude

"can't say the same"
*smirk*
*turn 180 degrees*
*walk away*

>>12129623
nothing personnel

Sorry man got no change

>>12129623
>*turn 180 degrees*
>*walk away*
lol idiot you'd be going the same way

>>12129629
underrated post

>>12129634

ecks dee

thanks nigga

>>12129602
challenge him to a footrace.

y-you t-t-too

>>12129602
Nice fit man.

Give him a lil fist bump, suck his dick.

>>12129602
i'm a real estate agent

>>12129602
Lmao I never imaged fucking Bellerin out of all Arsenal players to be the biggest faggot.
I guess it's true, Arsenal really is a club full of homosexuals.

Thanks, yours too.
I'm relatively normal.

you shouldnt try so hard

tell him 'cheers mate, yours is sick. craig green innit?' and then ask him for a picture as I'm a massive arsenal fan

>>12129629
he makes like £50k a week lmao

>>12131185
probably more as he's recently signed a new big contract. probably about 80k+ now

>>12129602
I'd probably compliment him on his rick and craig green as well that's sick as fuck

Smile and mutter thanks. Keep walking.

>>12129602
are you fucking sorry?

Ask him if Mesut has signed a contract yet.

>>12129616
something a down syndrome man-child like you can never afford