How do I get the Sam Hyde aesthetic?

suck a nigga dick for an iphone 6

>>12101065
Thrift store wardrobe, my dad's old glasses, and lard for hair product.

Lift (but with an awful diet)
Don't wash hair
Masturbate frequently

shop at ross

>>12101167
BOSTON ROSS

>>12101065
Get two asian guys to suck your big purple coch.

>>12101258
IM FROM BOISTON OKAY? AND THEY'RE SUCKIN MAH CACH I GOT THESE BIG BLUE BALLS RIGHT HERE

>>12101467
How blue are your balls, exactly?

>>12101065
well you've already got the annoying, humorless shit posting down to a t, m8

>>12101488
THEY'RE LIKE 2 BIG BLUEBERRIES

THEY LOOK ALIENS CAME AND INJECTED MY BALLS WITH BLUEBERRY JOOCE

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You have to legitimately hate the world more than you hate yourself.

>>12101065
RAWS

drain yourself of all testosterone then jump infront of a train and you're there

>>12101693
>the hyde
>low test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-W7sT6EMUE

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Best fashion

>>12101693
if i ever see you irl ill fuck you up beyond recognition

>>12101706
>>12101744
lol fanboys

>>12101467
AY ASSHOLE. I'M WORKING 'ERE. I'M UNION AND I'M WORKING HERE.

>>12101715
actually kind of lookbook worthy to be honest

ITT: Autism

>>12101069
fuck my nigga terry for a new blackberry

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>>12101715
More of these please! Source? They're funny as fuck

>>12101715
effay af

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>>12101167
Oh, and the boss said I looked sharp today

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where can I get sammy's beanie? really w2c desu

>>12101065
be ugly and pretend not to care

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>>12101715
the thing about sam is he went to art schoolso he knows how to dress like a sperg in a /fa/ sort of way

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>>12101065
Barry Shitpeas > Sam Hyde