how do I become a metrosexual as a male?

>>12100010
1. Fuck guys at home
2. Be with women in public
3. ???
4. Congrats you are now metro

>>12100030
I want the metro look, not the gay part.
Girls seem to be attracted to metro guys.

>>12100032
do you have a childs face and body?

just shave all your body hair and facial hair, get an undercut, go to the gym once a week, and wear dior homme fragrance. that's it

>>12100032
Attraction and gravitation are different. You're implying they want to fuck gay bois but in reality they just want a friend who can get into girly shit but isn't as two sided as other girls.

Shop at Zara.

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>>12100515
Source?

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>>12100010
Dress like this or like lukas but don't have any liberal views like metrosexual retards have

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>no one in this thread knowing what a metrosexual actually is

>>12100515
>Lad
?!?!?

>>12100515
What the hell is a lad?

>>12100887
probably roadman

>>12100874
>>12100887
like some kind of chav.

>>12100515
/fit/ BTFO

>>12100010
1. Have a great skincare routine
2. Pluck body hair and eyebrows
3. Neat facial and head hair
4. Button up shirts with top 2-3 buttons undone
5. Professional or business job that makes a decent amount of money
6. Be from the 90s or early 2000s in America
7. Work out to maintain a lean semi-dyel physique
8. Cologne
9. Fuck women instead of men, it's the only difference between a faggot and metro