How do I get my hair to look like this without having to wet

Gel, cum, etc.

gdragon looks bad these days

>>12098476
i didnt ask for your favorite drinks

>>12098499
milk

>>12098499

>drinking anything besides black coffee and water

don't wash it for like a month

>>12098519
>Not drnking ocha or yerba mate

Maybe apply hair gel or something while your hair is still wet and let it dry or something like that
I don't get why anyone would like to have a hair that looks like it hasn't been washed for days, but each to their own I guess

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>>12098471
Try living in a swamp you filthy piece of shit.

>>12098746
sipping on some yerba right now, pure tea is fine too

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>>12098746
>>12099165
is yerba mate effay?

>>12099188
It is but only yerba mate from Argentina

and drinked with a metallic straw

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>>12099188
>not club mate
top pleb

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>>12098471
What's the patrician version of pic related?

I feel like i could do better but i sure am not sure how

>>12100320
jaja meiner meinung nach sollten wir so viele flüchtlinge wie möglich aufnehmen.

afd nein.

möchte noch jemand club mate? :)

>>12098471
have thin hair

>>12098471
Hopefully this type of shitty hairstyle catches on becuase its what my hair does naturally.

>>12098494
yeah you can tell his skin is pretty grot

>>12098471
peruvian semen

>>12098746
Mate is fucking trash

>>12098519
>trying this hard to be cool

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>>12100715

if u drink soda or anything else other than short blacks and water u should sterilize urself asap

>>12100727
>short blacks

did your wife put you onto those?

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>>12099268
>>12100711

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>>12098471

Bitte.

>>12099268
>Ilex Paraguariensis
>Indiginous to Paraguay
>Discovered by indians from that region
Paraguay is the real yerba mate paradise. Also all argentinian yerbas taste the same, boring, grassy, slightly smokey but with no depth. Paraguayan mate has a stronger, deeper taste with notes of tobbaco and stronger smoke. It's also more finely cut, so much better when you're in a hurry as it takes fewer brewings to extract all the caffein.
>>12100320
that's like saying Lipton's ice tea is better than actual tea

>>12101568
negro paraguayo de mierda

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>>12102381
He's right though tbqhfamilia

>>12100371
American Crew Fiber

Gatsby?

>>12102381
not even paraguayan
also
>implying argentinians are white

>>12104057
>implying argentinians arent white lul

>>12100727
Unless cyberpunk Is your aesthetic

>>12101175
Underrated

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shampoo once a week, condition every other day and put this stuff in every morning and u will be a greasy mess (but ur hair wont smell bad)

>>12105886
Don't do this not washing your hair is fucking stupid, gross and coconut oil wont cover a week old stank

>>12105903
no poo is the only poo mate its 2 0 1 7

unless u live in a pig pen ur hair shouldn't smell that bad after a week.. especially if u condition frequently

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Taeyang literally just uses water

>>12105917
Do you poo in the loo

>>12098471
Don't shower for a week

>>12105929
his favorite drink probably