How do I dress like a Triad gangster?

>>12082114
As long as look like a soulless gook prick with no heart, it should be easy. Tacky no-taste designer expensive shit, and make sure you display as much gaudy gold-colored shit as possible.

Bonus points if you wear a bamboo coolie hat tied to your head and have your dentist implant a pair of enormous jackrabbit buck teeth.

>>12082626
>an Asian guy fucked his bitch

>>12082626
Holy shit, you're salty.

Yakuzas are way more intimidating desu.

>>12082887
>>12082906
>implying he isn't dead-on correct

getting cucked forces analysis

>>12082984

Lol Yakuza's are the low of the low currently when it comes to organized crime. Their equivalent to what the Sicilian Mafia is today, just a shadow of it's former self.

>>12082114

Why the fuck would you want to dress like a triad gangster when you clearly aren't one?

>>12082114
You shouldn't dress like something you're not. Fuccboii.

>>12083066
>You shouldn't dress like something you're not.
Says who?

>>12082114
Like fish butchers in night markets