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>be me
>6ft, nice face, but narrow shoulders
>put shoulder pads on under my button up shirt
>go to early-christmas party
>"Wooooow anon your shoulders are sooo big!"
>get mired super hard all night
>end up pulling 9/10 to my apartment
why aren't you wearing shoulder pads yet /fa/?
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>>12062412
Because I don't need to lmao
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and then she saw the pads and left lmao
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Just work out and get nicer shoulders, reading this was kind of depressing
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>end up pulling 9/10 to my apartment
>she goes to take my shirt off
>finds shoulder pads
>"lmao, wft anon, are these shoulder pads, haha you fucking loser, how pathetic, im outta here"
>sit at home for rest of night crying and smacking it off to her facebook profile
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>>12062436
>smacking it off to her facebook profile
The sexiest pictures are always the non tagged ones but I see what you mean
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>>12062412
>meet people wearing shoulder pads
>everyone gets used to how you look while wearing them
>suits tailored with the pads on
>you are now completely socially dependent on some foam or gel or some shit
>living the dream
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