>ywn have black hair >tfw you were born with blonde/brown hair

>have jet black wavy hair
>am tall and white

Got the best of both worlds without ever being a chink

>in front of a green screen
>lit so poorly

I never understand this

>tfw jet black hair
>tfw almost black hair
I fucking hate it desu. Makes any hair texture boring and my eyes look so fucking common it hurts.
>ywn have dirty blonde hair with blue eyes and become the ultimate Chad

>>12045751
whoops, meant almost black dark brown eyes

>6'3" white man with blue eyes and black hair

life was kind to me.

>>12045671
Would've rather had blond hair, much easier to dye

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>6'2"
>Black hair
>Pale skin
>Grey eyes

>tfw great genetics

>>12045873
>black hair paired with pale skin and grey eyes
HNNNNGGG
jelly af here

>tfw red-blond and blue-eyed and very happy with it

>6'1
>white
>brown hair
>blue eyes

>coulda been better

>tfw nonwhite

gonna have a bad time for the rest of my life

>>12045873
pic or not real

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Tfw 6'0" with brown hair, green eyes and white skin

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>>12045671
>6'2
>""""White""""
>brown almost nog like hair
>green/brown eyes

could have been better, could have been worse I guess. I'd give fucking anything for blue eyes but.

>>12045754
>>12045873
>>12046075
All of these features are worthless if you're not good-looking.

>>12046702
Stay angry, manlet nignog.

>>12045873
>HER HER GENETIX
shutup you know youre ugly.

>>12045671
at least you're not ginger

>>12046673
green eyes master race

>the when perfect hair color
>The when it's a thick poorly curly mess
What should I do if I have poo in loo hair

>>12047434
There's no way to make up for being indian... sorry bro.

>>12047484
Aw :(
I was raised western too
No accent or head bobbing
I thought I could make it

>>12045671
I like being blond.

-Persian
-green eyes
-pretty pale
-black hair

Eh, it's not bad. I don't get the hype over blonde hair or green/blue eyes, don't want to look like an old golden retriever...

>>12045671
w2c or ID on that watch?

>brown hair
>hazel eyes
>sister is blonde hair blue eyes

thanks genetics

>>12045724
yeah but you're Irish so it's just as bad.

>5'4"
>Brown beaner skin
>Fat genes (thanks Mama)
>Curly black receding hairline
>Patchy facial hair
>Short legs

>5'9'' f
>white
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
being blonde is fun but it means my eyebrows are like invisible.

>6'2
>White
>Strawberry Blonde
>Brown eyes

Now, I would be super happy with these if I didnt have;

>Nappy, curly, black-person hair from dad

I will never have any trending haircuts, EVER. Be thankful for your hair lads

>>12046639
eric

>>12045671
lol im the opposite. I was born with black hair, then it went to fucking almost white blonde, now its kinda light brown

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>>12045671
66'2
>True White, nordic/anglo
>Light brown straight hair
>Blue eyes
>Nice chin I think
>Thin-ish..
>Not too hairy
>[spoiler] BIG DICK [/spoiler]
Pretty good I think with "muh jeanetix" but my hairline is naturally a bit fugged like my dad.

At least I'm not this dude.

>>12050500
Same for me. I looked super Asian as a baby, and had blond hair from ages 2-11.

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>>12050545
>spoiler.

>>12050545
You're a big guy

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If I tell myself that my brown eyes are hazel it will eventually come true r..right?

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>>12050598
It's close enough, both are literal shit tier, as in the color of feces.

Only works for none whites desu.

>>12050616
Maaan, my father has light blue eyes, why do genes work the way they do?

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>>12050620
it just do

>>12045754
>6'1" silver/green eyes brown hair

It's like I stopped growing before I reached you

>>12050644
blue + blue + green... why?

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>tfw perfect blue eyes

>>12051294
wait i know that guy

>>12045873
jelly

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>>12045751

>tfw I have dirty blonde hair
>tfw I have blue eyes
>tfw I'm 5'6

it is amazing how close someone can come to success but still be denied any of its fruits

>>12045671
>tfw 5"8'
>tfw brown skin
>tfw brown eyes

Well, I have black wavy hair and white women seem to love it so I guess I'm alright.

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>>12047546
Am I the only one that thinks southeast asians are GOAT?

>>12051284
likely mutations, precursor genetics left over from ancestors?

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>>12045671
>mfw 6'4
>mfw get complimented on fits
>mfw fat
>mfw textured puffy hair

>>12045671
>>12045671
>Born with jet black hair, dark blue eyes
>Light brown hair, shitty brown eyes

I was so close, OP

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>>12045671
>tfw 6'5, dirty blonde hair, green eyes
>tfw no gf

>>12051817
also
>mfw not a virgin but never actually had a solid relationship with a girl

>>12047546

how do you know when someone is persian

they'll tell you

>>12051896
how do you know if someone is half persian?

they'll tell you they're italian

>>12045724
yeah but you are still subhuman

>>12045671
>dad's dad looked like Hitler's wetdream, his wife was ugly, though
>Mom is part black and native american, descended from Spanish rape baby as well
>came out looking like Kiko Mizuhara despite not being asian
>tfw a cute quasi-hapa

Has life been kind to me, /fa/ggots?

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>>12051817
>tfw /fit/ with great fits
>5'8
At least you can actually shed all that fat meanwhile I can't fucking grow anymore at all.

>>12051804
Yes