is /fa/ better than reddit at shitting in style?

>>12029710
Such a stupid ass post, if you actually let your shirt, regardless of length, hang even to your asscrack when you're on the shitter then you're a turboautist

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>>12029710
What the fuck? do these people not take their clothes off like normal people when using the toilet? fucking reddit

>>12029808
>Not getting fully naked to do a shit

>>12029710
>>12029737
>>12029808
>>12029845
>in the year of our lord two thousand and sixteen, less than a month away from two thousand and seventeen, there are still people who waste their time shitting

i dont understand how people wipe their asses sitting down how is having your anus wide open comfortable when wiping ?????

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>>12029710
>be about 16 at my first job
>eat Amy's Organic Curried Lentils before shift
>Ringing a ton of people up, they're carting all these people from bumfuck no where cities on giant buses so they can do shopping in the city
>have that feeling I'm going to make a mess in my pants
>rush to toilet
>always squat/hover when I no. 2
>made a mess all over the toilet
>made a mess all over the ties that hang down my back on my apron
>panic
>luckily it's literally only on the ties of my apron
>use a boxcutter to cut the ties
>smear doodoo all over toilet in attempt to clean it up
>go back to business
>no one suspects a thing
>co-workers always asked why I cut the ties on my apron