Aloha Shirt

>>12027745

FUCK YEAH PABLO

By being handsome.

Are you new? Gucci and Saint laurent released shirts like this in SS16 and all the fast fashion cucks copied. Anybody can wear these.

1. By not being fat.
2. By wearing at the appropriate time. I.E. to the beach, not to the grocery store
3. By not being fat.
4. By picking one that has a discernable pattern on a solid background, not one that is just a vomit pileof bright colors
5. By not being fat.

>>12029042
Pretty much this.

>>12027745
by being somewhere tropical

>>12027768
kys

>>12029042
>By not being fat.
That's the best way to wear an aloha shirt you stupid shit bag.

>>12030360
>not being fat is the best way to wear an aloha shirt
Indeed.

>>12027745
by not caring

what size should a tall man wear?

>>12027745
buy the designer ones

>>12027745
With a lot of chest hair and a gold chain