Company xmas party. My boyfriend is really into this dress on

break up with your boyfriend cause he has shit taste desuu

>not full Rick

smdh

Ditch the hero and get with a real fucking zero like myself.

A Red Shawl will make it less formal and more xmas-y.

I would say flats, but I think that wouldn't look right with the dress.

maybe a watch bracelet

post booty

>>12006316
Jesus it looks like you're wearing a towel. Wear a choker along with it.

Don't wear a white dress in the winter

>>12006329
hahah, he's very very sweet and thinks I hung the moon. Best dude ever. Maybe has fucked up eyeballs though.

>>12006330
zeros are the real heroes.

>>12006337
OH FUCK now that you've said that, I REALLY can't unsee it. Like those towel dresses that come with a matching terry cloth headband for broads who take baths...

>>12006339
Lil late for that. I need to uh, winter it up.

>>12006334
He actually said red, but I thought it might look too Mrs. Claus. What color shoes would you say?

Tell him to stop playing xbox

just get a different dress

whats the problem here

stop letting him tell you what to wear

>>12006316

Get some gold accessories
>gold chocker
>gold shoes

decent enough

>>12006369
He's PS4. I'm Xbox.
It's about to be winter in NY, we're sharpening our skills for hibernation, don't judge man.

>>12006392
Dude, he's not TELLING me shit. He's dumb, he thinks I look good in anything; but he likes it enough to say something about this dress specifically, so I was going to see if it was salvageable.

>>12006392
This.

Red accessories will make you look like Mrs. Claus. Gold is too gaudy.

>>12006394
oh shit, didn't think about that.

Any metallics are ok, or gold specifically, do you think?

>>12006316
In general I abhor strapless dresses like this, unless skillfully made custom specifically for you. See how it bunches up and wrinkles horizontally all the way down it? not good.

Plus that colour in winter is questionable, well, that cut in winter too...

I don't much like white and off-white for most dresses. Try a really light gold or silver instead, something that looks like the dawn.

>>12006399
What about a really dark green? That still invokes Christmas and goes with her dress.

>>12006397
find a similar dress that doesn't like shit and he'll probably appreciate it more.

>>12006316
I don't care for the top section. Looks good from the tummy down though. Maybe would be better with a big ass necklace of some sort.

>>12006316
Ye. maybe if you had a better posture

>>12006405
>See how it bunches up and wrinkles horizontally all the way down it
I assumed that was because I've put on significant weight since it was purchased, AKA it's too small now. I don't like strapless in general because I have low-set tiny tots and I hunch over a lot.

>>12006426
I let him dress me all the time, I get a kick out of it. Never for an event that kinda matters though. He has...odd taste. Y'know, I'm really leaning towards another dress entirely, and just "wear" this one at home. Pretty sure that's his end game anyway, yeah?

>>12006435
girl........you're sweet for saying that at all lmao. I'll hold on to that tummy compliment for the rest of my days.

>>12006446
the fact I couldn't even stand straight long enough for a picture... I walk around like Igor fr

>>12006452
Yeah it gives me creeps just knowing I'm talking to gollum

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Alright, so I'll scrap this one. Any suggestions for cuts/colors for a company xmas party dress?

I have this, I don't know where it is atm. But it seemed too casual.

>>12006316
Turn it into an ugly Christmas sweater dress. Puffy paint, snowflake patterns, etc.

>>12006521
the christmas skank spirit is here! ~~~

What a pathetic thread.Neck yourself Americunt

>>12006316
>obsessing over how to dress for a fucking company christmas party
jesus christ. Why do women do this? And just how insecure do you have to be to make excuses about your posture on a fucking asian pedophile cartoon forum?

here's a pro tip: unless you have a bangin 9/10 bod (you don't), men won't give a fuck what you wear, especially not some slacker manchild stuck in a dead-end office wage slave job who plays fucking video games as a grown up. I suggest next time you spend these hours on trying to develop an alluring personality instead of trying to dethrone the office slut.

do not wear a fucking red or green dress to a work christmas party.

you are not a child.

if you MUST wear this dress, wear it with a black or white choker (if you plan on making people jealous), and black shoes

If you have a leather jacket, wear that over top.

>>12008423

also, I had an ex who had terrible posture. I wish I could've said something.

arch your back, shoulders back, ass out, tits out.