>2016
>not painting your nails
>>11996760
whatre you fucking gay?
>2016
>ripping off supreme videos
>>11996778
>it's 2016 and he's still not fucking gay
>>11996778
Exactly what was about to post kek
>>11996778
Pretty sure more straight people paint their nails than gay people.
>>11996933
pretty sure ur wrong
>>11996778
>>11996799
>he said while browsing a fashion board
>>11996957
Oh my lord, my friends
>>11996935
>he doesn't think women are people
fucking nice m80
>>11996783
>not ripping off a good style
>>11996760
painting one of your nails black is a pretty /fa/ thing to do but painting them all looks tryhard and gay as fuck
>>11996760
Related question: is crackled nail polish like pic related trashy?
>>11996778
fpbp
>>11997661
No, is effay
>>11997657
>painting one
go big or go home
>>11996957
>starterpack with literally the most popular things
definition of low effort
>>11996760
>tfw my best friend asked me to paint his nails
>yassssssss
>>11998203
Why couldn't he just do it himself?
>>11998507
shit's hard anon, if someone else will paint mine for me im gonna take them up on it
>>11997777
t. offended normie
>>11996760
ikr
ITT: there's nothing more frail than masculinity
>>11997661
That's chipped.
And chipped nails just look lazy.
Crackle polish is a whole separate thing that was big in about 2008, where a special top coat that would separate when placed on another polish to create a scaled/cracked look was used.
>>11998583
you don't really need it for anything these days
>>11998533
just seems like a weird thing to ask instead of just doing it yourself
>>11996783
probably an attempt to cover up discolored smoker nails
>>11998596
>>11998583
>>11997777
That image describes you, doesn't it?
would wear nail paint if it wasn't so looked down on. dressing weird and out there is fine but if you include painted nails with that boy suddenly people turn their heads
>>11996972
your point being...?
>>11998583
There's nothing more masculine than frailty
ftfy
>>11999276
>being this much of a spineless cuck
Not gonna make it.
nail polish on one hand to reach yung lean effay status
>>11999276
just don't bring it up on conversations, if people ask about it say you liked it so you did it
instant mild subversion and rock-and-roll attitude (if rock-and-roll still was synonym of cool)
ofc it would be much better if you actually thought that way instead of worrying too much about the message
more inspo?
>>11998583
painting your nails is the frailest faggy thing I've ever observed on this planet, not even sticking your cock in another mans ass is this frail
>>11996760
>Year of our Lord MMXVI
>not being not a fucking fag
>>11999437
woops forgot pic
>>11999437
>said while browsing a fashion board
>>11999500
you know you can look good, without crossing the line into weird territory
>>11998593
ayy thanks im not a native speaker so I couldn't tell the difference
transparent nail polish will be big for males in a few years.
mark my words...
>>12000557
Wearing a suit like that outside of formal context would definitely cross that line, especially if you're an awkward teenager.
>>12000557
trying to pretty yourself up beyond the most basic "wear suit on formal occasions" is generally considered faggy
>>11996957
>tfw 4 of those are me
but let's be honest, who fucking doesn't use twitter and snapchat
>>12001313
Me, I don't even have a smartphone
>>12001313
Plenty of people over 25.
>>11998583
I hate this stupid meme so much
>>12000557
>Brown shoes
>Black belt
I cringed
>>11996957
>MLS
needs to be updated to MLB
>>11999276
black nails are kind of par for the course for any goth type look but it is odd how much exception is taken to it (over tattoos and piercings for example)
>>12000557
And explicitly silence what I want to do with myself?
Where's the comfort OR fun in that?
>>12001424
Mexican detected.
>>11996933
There is L I T E R A L L Y no living male that has painted his nails and not AT LEAST fantasized about gagging on another man's cock once in his life.
>>11998583
>lmao you won't paint your nails, such fragile masculinity
>come on man just touch my dick, what are you some kind of fragile masculine guy?
>dude, quit being a bitch and just tongue another male's asshole for a bit
your tricks won't work here, ewige faggot.
>>11998583
t. Nu-male
>>12001402
Don't let the nu males get to you. That's how they push their agenda.
>>12001424
Baseball is the most masculine sport you gay Philistine
>>12001804
>baseball
>not hockey
fuggin dirt fairies :DDDD
>>12001808
Hockey is 2nd place. Baseball is more cerebral though, and true masculinity comes from being equal parts physically and mentally dominant.
>>11996760
Its not effay if you paint them all
>>11998560
Are you a girl or a boy?
>>12001822
The one nail/one hand etc. shit looks worse.
>>12001817
>Baseball is more cerebral though
it's literally the least complicated sport to play. The fielders just stand and wait for the ball to come to them and the batters only have to swing and run around the diamond.
>>12001773
Wearing nail paint and having gay sex are pretty different things.
>>12001857
This, lots of straight chicks wear nail šolish.
>>12000557
suits aren't always a solution
>>12001856
This is the lowest effort bait I've seen today and that's saying something
>>12001823
doesn't matter, there's always a pussi
I've been painting my nails since july, I just personally like it, never had problems with my masculinity, it helped alot on my self-esteem, but if you are the kind that cares too much about what others think, then it's not worth doing it, people try to make fun sometimes and call me a fag when they don't know me. Never had any cock sucking fantasy btw, earrings could be considered pretty gay back then, times change you know, if you aren't doing it just to be the "different" and show off as the postmodern guy, why not?
Oh and also, some girls try to talk to me just because of the long hair, painted nails, and general non-masculine wear, and im far from cute, so yeah, not bad actually.
>>12001857
where there's smoke, there's fire.
>>12001862
emphasis on chicks
>>12002494
post fit
girls luv talons
>>12002494
>Oh and also, some girls try to talk to me just because of the long hair, painted nails, and general non-masculine wear, and im far from cute, so yeah, not bad actually.
They're total dumpster fires, I know from experience. It isn't "just nail polish" or "just long hair", to them you're a fetish object, some weird feminine boy. Good luck never having a fulfilling relationship.
Oh, either that or they just think you're a fag and want to be your hag.
>>12002828
its like you're not embracing hedonism already
>>11996957
Death Grips is too hardcore for these kinds of people.
>>12002992
they dont actually actively listen to dg they just say they do to seem more contrarian and interesting to their peers
>>12002494
brandon begin
>>12001857
They are not causally related, but, they are correlated.
This means that taking dick will not necessarily cause you to paint your nails or vice versa, but that people who tend to paint nails also tend to like to get reamed out by manmeat... and vice versa as well
There is a correlation
>>12003371
you could say the same thing of 4chan though
>>11998596
Except being respected by anyone with any kind of social standing
>>12001857
Wearing nail polish means you don't care if you look gay, y'know who doesn't care about looking gay, gay guys.
>>12003958
it's current year you armchair heterosexual
>>12001313
Never have never will.
>>12003371
Can you prove your assertion?
this is funny i literally painted my nails for the first time last night. i did a kind of shit job but i think it looks good
>>12001766
There is literally no living human that never had a gay fantasy
>>12002828
>to them you're a fetish object, some weird feminine boy. Good luck never having a fulfilling relationship
That sounds ideal.
R.I.P. Dylan
>>11998583
>>12004853
He died? Smoking must have got him.
>>11996972
Rekt lmao
(testing)
when your favorite singer sings like a god and wears nail polish
>>12003967
Or guys who simply don't care about your opinion.
>>12005633
fuck off
>>11996972
>he thinks women ARE people
>>12007080
you need to quit anon
R8 pls
>>12007568
gay as hell but nice cat
>>11998583
I'm comfortable with my straightness and I'm an edgy shit that thinks black nail polish looks great
>>12008174
that's quite obviously a woman's hand, anon
>>12008253
the nails are lesbianly short
>>11996760
>2016
>Still being a faggot
>>12007568
That cat is very effay
>>12009078
Unlike their owner
dylan reider and the entire supreme crew
>>11996778
yes
>>12001766
yung leandoer
>>12008249
black just looks better than the regulat colour if you look all edgy anyway
>>11997661
They look dirty to me desu
>>12011011
They should, because a real man's hands are dirty even when he's painted his nails.