Alright guys. I screwed the pooch. Hard.
Went to get a haircut to revitalize my look. Think I pissed my stylist off or something. I don't know. I tried pointing out it looked she was giving me a damned bowl cut.
I managed to come out looking even more like shit than when I started. Which is impressive.
Any suggestions on a hairstyle I can go to from here that will look on my fat head?
Picture 1/3
2/3
Looks worse every time I see it.
3/3
I think the last 2 pictures kinda summed it up but here's an up close look at whatever happened here.
Shave the sides and the back off with clippers, undercut bowlcuts are in now
>>11995798
I kinda like a bit of a shaggy/bedraggled look. I just have no dicking idea of a hairstyle or anything to tell a hairstylist anything. Typically, when I go in and say, "Hey, I'm retarded. I want my hair to look like this (begin vague description)" I end up with something different than before but unique/good.
But that's asking for it. And I got it today.
>>11995785
shave your head
>>11995798
this
You have the face to pull it off I think if you're a skeleton
>>11995785
go for it op
>>11995868
This is the undercut bowlcut?
Look on the bright side, now you can model for Acne Studios
>>11995905
Well until it clears up from lack of hair at least. My job prospects with them seem poor.
>>11995873
I now lack the hair to pull this off, unfortunately.
>>11995785
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>>11995797
pretty good brian jones vibes. i suspect you got what you asked for and if you were more eccentric you could likely pull it off.
>>11995785
>novice monk-core
Get a friar's habit t b h, start calling yourself "Adso" or "Tuck"
>>11995935
yeah this, i actually kinda like it u just aren't FASHUN enough to pull it off yet
>>11995935
honest to god thought the first pic was inspo before i read the post
>>11995935
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>>11995975
Maybe it was on the stylist's mind.
>>11995963
Not a bad plan.
Trim it alot, and slick it back with pomade.
You have the facial aesthetic to pull it off, plus grow some stumble and maybe work out more and you would be a solid 9.5
>>11995990
I'm leaving this idea on the back burner if I somehow go to get another cut tomorrow and make it even worse.