Alright guys. I screwed the pooch. Hard.
Went to get a haircut to revitalize my look. Think I pissed my stylist off or something. I don't know. I tried pointing out it looked she was giving me a damned bowl cut.
I managed to come out looking even more like shit than when I started. Which is impressive.
Any suggestions on a hairstyle I can go to from here that will look on my fat head?
I think the last 2 pictures kinda summed it up but here's an up close look at whatever happened here.
I kinda like a bit of a shaggy/bedraggled look. I just have no dicking idea of a hairstyle or anything to tell a hairstylist anything. Typically, when I go in and say, "Hey, I'm retarded. I want my hair to look like this (begin vague description)" I end up with something different than before but unique/good.
But that's asking for it. And I got it today.
Trim it alot, and slick it back with pomade.
You have the facial aesthetic to pull it off, plus grow some stumble and maybe work out more and you would be a solid 9.5