Weekly reminder that you can buy clothes for $300 but not a girlfriend

you can't wear a girlfriend

Yeah but you can like six hookers for that.

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>dressing up for women

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>>11991610
you can

i don't want a gf

i cant afford either

>>11991597

FEET
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Atleast my clothes don't fuck tyrone and then expect me to raise the baby.

>>11991673
she has pleb feet

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>have annoying gf who won't stop calling me
>side girls I'm trying to get with haven't responded in two days

REEEEEEEE

>>11991712
Scum

>>11991597
weekly reminder that you can buy clothes for $300 and jerk off for free

FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEE

>>11991722
isnt being trash /fa/ tho

>implying i'd have an easier time getting a girlfriend if i didn't spend on clothes

>>11991972

No.

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>>11991712
you don't deserve either of them

>>11991972
It is.

>>11991610
thre-
>>11991640
huh

Can I buy a boyfriend for 300$?

>>11992087
You can buy one for free just by spreading your legs.

>Chinese girl watches me at my university all the time
>smiles each time I look back
>today she asked me if I can help her print some pages for her lecture
>gave me her number saying I can write her anytime if I need help
G..guys, does it mean anything? What should I do to not fuck up? So far I only know how it's done in my anymays.

>>11992091
I said boyfriend, not man whore.

>>11992101
she wants the GWC

>>11992101
She wants to go out

>meet girl from tinder
>masturbate before date
>no longer want anything to do with girl

Yeah I'd rather have the clothes

>>11991597
weekly reminder that shitty clothes wont bring you a gf either

>>11992170
>>11992139
Do you mean date guys? H.. how do I not fuck it up, never had gf before, kissless virgin in Rick Owens, 20 y.o. Where to go, what to say? I have fear of doing something cringey as fuck?
What the fuck should I even write her? Pretty bad at good conversations.

>>11992234
first u need a noose and a stool

>>11992222
Will sick digits?

>>11992234
Is she really Chinese or was she born and raised in your country?

>>11992488
Born in China, but moved here as a teenager. Why?

>>11991597
She has a very nice face, but she also seems very basic and boring, and she's got a weak foot game.

>>11992509
Talk to her like a normal human being. Tell her you like her and would like to fuck her.

>>11992509
That's much better than born and raised in the US.
Is her family rich?

>>11991597
But the girl is gonna cheat on you and break your heart and your gonna lose her
If you cop sick clothes you can stunt on nigga erry day

>>11992222
quads of quartz

>>11991597
Americans are truly disgusting to look at

>>11992595
Not really. I'm from Germany though.

>>11992743
Then you should definitely give her the Wienerwurst

>>11992130
>implying not all men are whores

>>11992234
Just be yourself dude. Take her to ice cream or some shit, she clearly wants to go out and maybe bang if she just cold-approached you like that

Tell her it was nice meeting her, say some filler shit and ask her out

>>11991972
2 true

>>11992101
ummm text her and say 'hi' and then have normal conversation with her you fucking beta autist

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>I dress for females

>>11991640
w2c?

>>11992130
get a girlfriend instead

>>11991722
Hello Fedora Lounge

>>11991597

YOU MAY BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE BEING CONTENTIOUS, ATTEMPTING TO ROUSE THE USERS' ANGER, BUT ACTUALLY, MOST WOULD CONCUR, AND SEE THAT IT IS PERFECTLY LOGICAL TO NOT BE ABLE TO "BUY A GIRLFRIEND".

WHAT IS YOUR "POINT"?

>>11992101
sounds familiar. don't fuck it up, anon

I fucked it up.

>>11996140
>I fucked it up
How, if I may ask.

>>11992222
weekly reminder that quads

>>11996146
not asking her out 'cause I was too much of a pussy, then eventually she got bored and left

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>wearing full rick, got great reviews in WAYWT
>approach a group of girls at uni confidently and introduce myself
>they all start laughing

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You guys think too much of mammalian things instead of things only homo sapiens can do. Any rat can use his confidence to attract a mate to make his wiener feel good. Don't live your life like any other lowly rat, seeking pleasure and security.

Fashion, critical thinking, and perceiving beauty are things only endowed to those at the top of the food chain.

>>11992101
Get a tattoo of the chinese characters for "i love you" and her name on your forehead. Then ask her to marry you.

>>11996234
>jojo
>critical thinking
kek, good one.