How would you dress this human being.

>>11925432
they're-after-me-luckycharms-core

Can't he dress himself?

>>11925432
>shave everything but stubble
>SS+GOMAD
>Lasik
>lose the Dreamworks face
>earthtones tshirt and chinos
>white loafers

>>11925432
His hair has great potential but he's got that bullshit going on, he needs to style it differently.

And his beard isn't that bad either, thought I can't tell if that center piece is missing or just hard to see. Regsrdless - get rid of it or keep it to stubble.

After his whole face thing has been unfucked I don't even know his proportions and I don't know his persona.

>>11925432
In a bodybag.

>>11925488
second

Glasses are too wide

>>11925432
Blue jeans.
Red shirt displaying a neutron decal.
>gotta blast.jpg

top hat

>>11925432
Jimbles Notronbo is that you??

>>11925471
>SS+GOMAD

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>>11925432
This would fit his aesthetic.

>>11925432
Shave that disgusting neck beard (neck beards always look terrible and if you have one you should shave it. They can turn an 8/10 to a 6/10)

Either grow his hair long or just cut it short but have it with bangs. I'm leaning more towards Kurt Cobain length hair though.

I'd have to know how tall and skinny he is to know what he should wear

>>11925686
Also get new glasses. Ones that will fit his face better

>>11925432
Jimmy neutron core

F U L L
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>>11925654
Why aren't trump hats still a thing?

Fucking hell, I get so angry when I see this guy

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>>11925432

Noose

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>>11925432
In this t-shirt.

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like this

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>>11925970
you beat me to it gaddamn

>>11925432
in underpants because that shit looks like my pubes

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heres another picture of the freak
ill post story if you want

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first for some neckwear inspo

>>11926233
Yes please.

>>11925970
ayy lmao

>>11925432
Swap the hair and beard around.

>>11926233
do post

>>11925432
i'd dress him in lip chap plus a shave or extensive trim.

then with a thousand bitches on each arm

he looks very unusual, but he's got A+ skin and hair (referring to texture, not style) and a distinct and probably not-too-unpopularly thought attractive facial structure.

>>11926233
looking at this pic i think he has a shit sense of fashion tho. he looks 3/4ths pleb with literally no awareness of fashion once so ever and 1/4th esty fiend. not good.
>that shirt with that jewery
>that jewery with that other piece of jewery (silver, gold, AND string? organically off-victorian with sharp gometric shapes with whatever also unsuiting pendant lies at the end of that black string?)
and of course
>shit beard, garfeild hair, AND played out over-stated glasses

like please DITCH THE BEARD

>>11926233
>guy posts in face rate thread
>people call him out for looking like a troll
>gets angry and posts picture above with caption "shut the fuck up you stupid fuck because my girlfriend loves it when i rub this hair on her pussy"

>>11925471
how is becoming a 200 pound t-rex with disproportionately high squat PR and a dad-bod paunch going to help this kid

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>>11925471
>lose the Dreamworks face

First thing that has ever made me laugh on /fa/

>>11925970
actually he should actually be dressing like this.

chopping off the beard and making his clothes actually decent (and not rando thrift store Ts)

ziet er niet uit kom op man pak kappertje pls

>>11925432
With my ropey hot semen

>>11925471
you should have a tv show where you change nu males lives turning them into pussy ravagers chads
id watch that shit desu

>>11926321
kanker op

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>>11926321

>>11926384
>>11926321
That's dutch, you fucking idiot

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>>11926321

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mormon/10

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>>11925471
>lose the Dreamworks face

>>11926233
>kingdom hearts necklace
oh my god how embarrassing

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>>11925435
>topkek

>>11925432
He looks like a satyr.

>>11927053
I saw this thread before attending an exam and has this thought about him halfway through.

>>11925432
with a noose

>>11926466
Not even. His beard looks like shit compared to that guy, his hair looks retarded, and his glasses are too nü

>>11925707
Nu-tron

>>11925471
instead of ss and gomad put him on test lol

Is he slowly getting raptured

>>11925432

degenerate numale.

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>>11925471
>DreamWorks face

>>11925471
>Dreamworks face
Can someone explain to me why this is funny, I don't get it

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>>11927840

>>11925471
>SS+GOMAD
>you frequent a board with retard like this

Feels bad.

>>11925432
His problem (aside from his douchey expression) is that his hair and beard are too high, throwing off the proportions of his already long face. He just needs to lose the beard get a haircut that has more volume on the sides and less on top to balance out his face. Plus, better glasses or contacts as these warp his face making it look even narrower. His sweater and actual features are pretty inoffensive.

>>11928127
Yeah his forehead is massive compared to his narrow face and he thinks having voluminous hair makes him look good. He has the silhouette of a mushroom.

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>>11928017
there's a new one coming out to add to this

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samefag

>human being

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>>11929711
god damn that nose is out of control

Hair down instead of up, no beard, much smaller glasses.

Does anyone know if this living meme ever changed his appearance?

I've only ever seen this >>11926233 one of him, but now OP has another.

Please tell me he's since changed. I feel awful for him.

>>11929711
you just leaked his full name in the file name senpai

>>11930060
oh, so his name is Jack November 6 at 11 01 pm?

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I'm mutual friends with this fuck on facebook

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>>11930135

>>11930135
>>11930136
Dubs and you have to link him to this thread

>>11930144
Do it yourself pal, his name is Parker Hartzler

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>>11930144
YO

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>>11930148
What the heck how is this guy real

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hey there fellas

unfuck my shit please

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>>11930180

>>11925588
actually keked

look like jimmy neutron hit puberty but still stuck in the 5th grade

>>11930148
>>11930158
Kek
>He fucking deleted his account.

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>>11930217
No he didn't

>>11930135
lol same

holy fuck

www gofundme com/save-my-girlfriend-2w6yj4j4

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>>11925471
Jej

>>11925925
Underrated

>>11930180
-shave everything
-trim nose hairs
-topical acne medication
-get contacts
-nopoo for hair

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he's alright without the beard

>>11930292
God why doesn't he just keep it off and get a decent haircut? Wasted potential.

>>11930225
some one should send him a link to this thread

>>11925432
Jimmy Nu-tron

as a shark in miniature

>>11930247
Sad

>>11930310
.
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>>11930180
If this is actually you, youve got some great facial aesthetics man. Your face is just too greasy and your facial hair needs to be gone. Cut your hair too. Your face is symmetrical and attractive as hell - all you need to do is clean yourself up and you'll be a literal 8-9/10.
Make sure you start working out and eating a lot better though.

>>11930247
>$600 from sedation
what the literal fuck, America?

>>11930371
>>11930247
Watching his twitter, though, I can see he has a shitton of commodities and a beast gaming rig. So fuck him. He should sell that shit if he's so worried about her.

>>11930086
lold

>>11930247
>don't brush your teeth
>please give us money now
It's like dental socialism.

>>11930371
Canada actually

>>11930422
hes from calgary
brings shame to my home town :/

>>11930331
Top kek

>>11930308
Yeah, this guy >>11930135 was supposed to link him, since I successfully rolled dubs here >>11930144, but he's a faggot and won't do it

>>11930599

I thought dental was "free" in Canada? Why's he got a gofundme?

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THE NAMES NOT BUDDY

>>11928017
this is amazing anon

>>11930610
dental is not covered by basic health care in canada. i have to combine both my parents extended plans and my student plan to get full coverage

striped shirt and an armband

>>11926233
jimmy neutron-core

>>11930292
no he's not

>>11930633
AND IT'S NOT INCREDIBOY EITHER
THAT SHIP HAS SAILED

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>>11930292

>>11925432
thats the kinda face that always look good in a coffin

>>11925471
highest of kekkers

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>>11925432

lmao cum skin are pathetic

>>11925432
Rodrigo?

"haha look how much better I am than him" the thread

you're not

>>11926233
it's crazy what we can do with photoshop.

>>11925432
full rick