If you're not mewing, what are you doing /fa/?

Scratching my balls

for how many (minutes) should i do it?

>>11907548
>minutes
You have to do it forever starting now.

>>11907552
so do it as long as i can?

>>11907560
Just do it until you get used to it and do it without even thinking about it.

this does nothing if you're an adult. the idea is that putting the tongue on the roof of the mouth will make the jaw sit differently as it grows

>>11907508
Please don't fall for meme.
Face changes during puberty is a given. With or without mewing.
You'll only hurt your jaw in many ways.

Work out, eat well. Lose the cheek fat for more-defined jaw.

How hard do you have to push your tongue

>>11907589
you don't even have to push, just let it rest in that position
ive heard pushing it makes it work faster but i wouldnt suggest it
dont push too hard like a retard too it probably isnt very good for your jaw

>>11907610
Will it help an overbite?

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I'm doing it right now, it feels a bit uncomfortable in the start but you get used to it.

>1(one) year of mewing

This meme is so stupid. Jaw surgery is the only way to alter adult jaws.

>>11907508
what the fuck is mewing?

>>11907508
screwing...yer mum

Is this mewing thing really just resting your tongue at the roof of your mouth and breathing through your nose like I civilized human being, instead of being a fucking slackjawed mouthbreather?

>>11907651
>different camera lens

>>11908932
Daily reminder that your face is ruined because of your environment

the idea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3bIMRKil8
the proper posture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmZZfO0hXLo


cliffs:
-Humans very recently have been eating a soft low volume diet, which means less use of jaw muscles and weaker jaw muscles
-Humans very recently have been weaned off breastfeeding early, so have developed improper swallowing patterns and tongue positions
-Humans very recently have had a rise in allergies, which has led to mouth-breathing and lowered tongue position
-Human bones are very malleable, force from facial muscles and the tongue alter the shape of the bones
-All of these factors combined have led to poor form and function of the face:
-- ugly, downward growth
-- a lack of horizontal growth
-- short, receding chins
-- narrow palates
-- crowded, poorly aligned teeth
-- recessed, elongated midfaces with poor cheekbones
-- less room for the tongue, leading to snoring, sleep apnoea, general breathing problems
-- etc.
The best way to try to fix these problems if you are already affected is to ensure that the teeth are together, the lips are together and the tongue is on the roof of the mouth, as well as chewing a lot of tough foods.

also for hard food just stuff like steaks and bagguettes, also definitely get FALIM gum or any other hard gum that keeps its consistency

>>11909110
yes.

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>tfw have always had proper posture

>>11909652
feels good man
found out about this meme
catch myself unconsciously doing this anyways
how would i stop my kid from being a mouthbreather though thats pretty fucking spook

>>11907617
If you are underage then yeah, just a little bit.

>>11907508
I've been trying it for a few months. My face looks thinner now which is great, because I've always been skinny everywhere except my face. Unfortunately it also fucked up my jaw and made my TMJ even worse.

Still worth it though.

>>11911138
What did you do wrong then?

He has a FAQ video for an "involuntary celibacy" forum, he's full of shit

>>11907588
How would you lose cheek fat?

>>11911415
No such thing as spot-reducing, just lost fat in general to remove it everywhere.

Mewing also increases your balance. Sadly your regular non-mew balance will get fucked while when you are mewing it will be great.

>>11907508
my tongue is already positioned on the roof of my mouth.
where the fuck is yours? hanging out of your mouth?

>>11911583
Majority is in the middle or bottom of the mouth. I've been at the roof for my whole life though.

>>11911415

Exercise, u cuck

>>11911600
I'm not fat, I just have chubby cheeks. Anything I can do?

>>11911620
Exercise, you cuck.

>>11911595
Interesting note;
Native English speakers use the top teeth for speech, and are more inclined to have it positioned there than native Russian speakers, who speak using the bottom set of teeth