What's the best and quickest way to beat off your shoes?

Get the shoelaces hard and stroke with mild gusto till completion.

>>11890078
honestly the only answer op can expect whith phrasing like that

get somebody else to wear them for a while

tfw you jerk it so hard your shoes fly off

Just wear them? Idk how little time you spend outside but within a month or two my shoes looks perfectly beat

Put them on and actually go outside for a change.

>>11890075
go camping, bouldering, paint a fence

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Hood is better for beating your shoes without lube

>>11890339
can someone post fit pics of these?

>>11890521
I have them in black if that works?

>>11890521
dont get these

>>11890526
dont bother, they look terrible

>>11890573
speak when spoken to you fucking faggot.

>>11890075
skate

>>11890075
>skate
>go outside
>stop being a cuck
or
>take care of your possesions

>>11890526
yeah, post pics

>>11890583
eat shit, coprophile

>>11890339
So fucking ugly shoes