Is this accurate?

>>11884639
>under 5' 6"
Manlet artist confirmed, opinions discarded regardless of accuracy

>>11884648
It's a female artist. Their height doesn't matter like it does with men (their weight does.)

>>11884649
The drawing is in reference to men, you clod

>>11884650
But he called the artist a manlet. I'm just replying that her height is irrelevant.

>>11884639
No its 1403267138953.jpg

>>11884663
What did he mean by this cryptic and mystifying missive?

>>11884639
Ok, gonna photoshop the image on the left with the things on the right that can be changed- with and without surgery.

>>11884639
Cleft chins are fucking gross lol and contrasting hair is stupid

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>>11884684
>Cleft chins are fucking gross lol
u fuggin wat?

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Ok, I tried to photoshop it to put the features on the right onto the face of the left that can be changed without surgery- hair, expression, eyebrows, stubble, etc...

It, uh... it didn't really work all that well...

According to this thing I should be attractive and I am pretty average, so no.

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You can make up for looking like the left with accessories and personality.

Have a political dogma and stick by it without any critical thought, get angry when people disagree with you and you can't articulate yourself.

Chicks dig guys into politics.

>5'6''

Anything under 6' is pretty much a midget tho.

>>11884639
No it's not, because it doesn't say anything about the sexually attractive male being symmetrical

>>11884885
It actually does, implicitly when talking about feminine faces.

>>11884648
this

>>11884700
Ruined with thatbstupod cunt chin.

>>11884639
Everyone i see in hip hop shirts is an ugly faggot who doesn't have their shit together. So yeah it's accurate

>no jaw
>no chin
>shitty beard genetics

any tips or tricks???

>>11884639
According to this, I'm perfect, so I'm gonna call bullshit.

when will they learn?

https://youtu.be/QCa0_4KvdAA

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>not even the sexually repellant male in the pic has a unibrow

>>11884814
>he thinks 6' is not midget
even girls are this tall now

6'2 is the cutoff

>>11885194
unibrows can be maculine

you could just wax it too lol

>>11884639
>blondes should be tan
No they should be pale as fuck

so basically she drew a dwarf autist hobbit who never goes outside and compares it with a rugged action movie star? girls are fucking retarded

>>11885182
RIP stu

>>11884684
confirmed for chinlet

women would let Sean O'Pry, Henry Cavill, and Jude Law fuck their pussies using their chins.

>>11885198
Most barber shops where I live can thread men's eyebrows. Fucking easy peasy

Taking to them with tweezers is easy too

>>11884734
It's Tom Cruise

>>11884639
real beauty comes from the inside.

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>>11885194
pluck it you neanderthal

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>>11885891
shit man i always thought cleft chins were ugly because my friends were sometimes making fun of me because of it. (only males tho)
>feels good man

I have coarse thick facial hair, whats the best way to shave so that it doesn't leave a shadow?

>>11885182
dam did stu ever recover

>>11884736
delusional little faggot post pic lmaooo

>>11884684
i never really cared about jaw/chin these things and did not know if i was a chinlet or not. turns out i have cleft chin so thank u anon feels good
i like it though and i thought its normal

>>11884639
Sexual attractive male here. That image is accurate.

Sadly I have an awful personality

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>>11884639
>blonds must be tan

u wot m8?

>tfw slightly feminine
>But have stubble
>Keep stubble because it accentuates my jawline
>Tfw idk whether or not I souls shave because qt petite girls seem to like unshaven faces

>the back of your head MUST be completely, perfectly flat

>>11885195
Yeah if you're not at least 6' 7 with a 6'10 wingspan then youre literally a fuckin dwarf haha

>>11885172
Suicide.

>>11884648
marlo meekins isn't even a womanlet

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>>11886419
>6'7
Umm ! ......

Try again sweetie. Me and my girlfriends have a saying

"If you're not at least 7'4, then you can just go out the door"

Hehe! ;)

But personally I prefer taller. My bf is 8'2. Pic related its us <3

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>>11886544
actually disgusting

>>11884639
>blondes should be tan
hahaha what the fuck

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>>11884639
I thought short necks were attractive

This is good news boys I'm literally a giraffe

meh, even so called attractive guys loose out due to the crazy world we live in.

just the fact that this thread got posted is a huge indicator.

unless you are crazy attractive, you have to suffer just by being male, obviously females have worse predisposition to life and are more hysterical, so all the good stuff the world throws at them is wasted.

I was you average guy with an "attractive" frame underneath that was hidden by chubs low status, low esteem , ceaselessness and bad style , I saw what was up in all tiers except the lowest of lows and highest of highs

most guys nowdays are pathetic , learned helplessness. even if they actually are pretty decent and worlds ahead of whatever slag they try to impress for so long.

>>11884639
>tfw literally look like the guy on the right
c-can i have a gf please

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>>11886544
>the fucking arm rolls
absolutely disgusting

>>11886835
its a happy medium, any trait in excess is unattractive.

unless its accentuated good traits. neck length isn't an indicator of health like say, height muscle size or predisposition.

but even those traits can get out of the optimum, for example you could be over 196cm in height (where I live) which is the cutoff for weird tall, and you could have say wax tier skin that makes you look like a 3d model, but I never saw that except once.

>>11886101
I can ear the sound of this gif

Is there a female version of this?

>>11884639
Going off caricature is a bit weird. Aside from alien looking models most guys aren't going to fit the bill.

>>11884639
I could be everything the guy on the right have but small dick, and i'd still be a sexually repellant male. I have a good face, ok body, good mannerism and i caught girls staring at me many times but i'll never hit any of them up. You kno why.

There is no god

>>11884639
jew vs germanic lmao

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Sup! Its the illusion reporting from spaceship earth...

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>>11884639
the blond hair thing is fucked, blond and pale skin is love and the eyebrows being close part just reminds me of the pic

>>11887445
Blond haired, bad eyebrow, ugly ogre detected.

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attractive man reporting in

So basically I need to be todd howard?

>>11887406
Since when is a prominent nose not considered jewish?

>>11884936
don't know what you're talking about, by symmetrical I mean a face that has near perfect mirror symmetry

>>11887469
BARBER:
I wanted to be... a lumberjack!

Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!

With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!

[singing]
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

>>11885194
are you fucking retarded? just shave it you fucking mongoloid. I never understood how people actually complain about having a uni-brow when it is the EASIEST thing to fix

>>11886715
>>11887304
She's a model, too, if you can believe that. I used to wank to her on the reg

>>11886407
>tfw you actually have mild brachiocephaly
Shut the fuck up

>>11888020
>shave it

>>11884798
this, becoming trans or making up some random sexuality gets you a lot of bitches

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>>11884639
Yes, but the left fellow has intelligence and morality. Can you say the same you metrosexual poof?

>>11888020
>shave a unibrow

bait

>>11888005
kek

>>11884639
i fit almost every characteristic on the right and i am signed with a talent/modelling agency so i guess this is fairly accurate

>>11889105
not even true

where i'm from, literally the most mind boggling handsome dudes that could be versace models all go to world class universities but the ones who resemble the guy in the left illustration all ended up going to community colleges and taking up construction jobs.

>>11888074
>>11889111
Why shouldn't you shave it? Saves you money on waxing strips/you don't have to wait until the hair is long and noticeable before you can pluck it.

>>11887401
Right

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yeah, most of the traits on the right are just commonly regarded as attractive. no big secret here

>>11889800
lel?

>>11889800
oh fuck

>>11889843
>>11889846
What happened?

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>>11884639
It's basically more attractive version of her husband…

>>11889858
she could do better than a clone of that deformed mongloid mikelsen

>>11885986
I'm ded

>>11889858
Mikelsen?

>>11886394
in similar position, anon

I have goatee that I'm on the fence about but when I shave I look 15

wat do

>>11884639
>tight clothes

shit taste

>tfw ginger

Will I ever be above a 5 lads?