Do any of you buy your gf/bf clothes?

I changed my girlfriend from a poorly dressed qt to a winter-core palewave qt

>>11867115
Pic? Where did you cop items for her? Unsure where I should even start shopping.

>>11867109
Yeah I buy my gf a lot of horizontal striped shirts and dresses and snuggly cardigans and stuff like that because she looks friggin hot in that kind of stuff. She also has really good taste already, so we kind of feed off of each other.

>>11867149
>>>11867109 (OP)
Also light, flowery skirts because dem leeeegggggsssssssss

>>11867139
Honestly Uniqlo is a godsend for cheap qt women's clothes

Only in the fall/winter seasons though

>>11867109
>gf

>>11867115
So she's still poorly dressed?

>>11867109
>it's an "I'm going to draw children's cartoon characters doing 'edgy,' 'adult' things" episode
When will this trope end?

>>11867172
The Fox and the Grapes
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The illustration of the fable by François Chauveau in the first volume of La Fontaine's fables, 1668
The Fox and the Grapes is one of the Aesop's fables,[1] numbered 15 in the Perry Index.[2] The narration is concise and subsequent retellings have often been equally succinct. The story concerns a fox that tries to eat grapes from a vine but cannot reach them. Rather than admit defeat, he states they are undesirable. The expression "sour grapes" originated from this fable.[3]

The fable[edit]

An illustration by Milo Winter in 1919.
The fable of The Fox and the Grapes is one of the few which feature only a single animal protagonist. There are several Greek versions as well as one in Latin by Phaedrus (IV.3) which is terse and to the point:

Driven by hunger, a fox tried to reach some grapes hanging high on the vine but was unable to, although he leaped with all his strength. As he went away, the fox remarked 'Oh, you aren't even ripe yet! I don't need any sour grapes.' People who speak disparagingly of things that they cannot attain would do well to apply this story to themselves.[4]
In her version of La Fontaine's Fables, Marianne Moore underlines his ironical comment on the situation in a final pun, "Better, I think, than an embittered whine".[5]

Although the fable describes purely subjective behaviour, the English idiom "sour grapes" which develops from the story is now often used also of envious disparagement to others. Similar expressions exist in other languages,[6] but in the Scandinavian equivalent the fox makes its comment about rowanberries since grapes are not common in northern latitudes.[7]

>>11867109
>*f

>>11867172
La Fontaine's Le Renard et les Raisins[edit]

Pierre Julien's sculpture of La Fontaine with attendant fox
The French fable of La Fontaine (III.11) is almost as concise and pointed as the early versions of Babrius and Phaedrus and certainly contributed to the story's popularity. A century after its publication, this was the tale with which the sculptor Pierre Julien chose to associate its creator in his statue of La Fontaine (commissioned in 1782), now in the Louvre. The poet is represented in a famous episode of his life, when he was seen one morning by the Duchess of Bouillon seated against a tree trunk meditating. When she passed the same spot that evening he was still there in exactly the same position. Julien has portrayed him in an ample cloak, with a gnarled tree on which a vine with grapes is climbing. On his knee is the manuscript of the poem; at his feet, a fox is seated on his hat with its paw on a leather-bound volume, looking up at him.

Gustave Doré's illustration of the fable for the 1870 edition[8] pictures a young man in a garden who is looking towards the steps to a mansion in the distance on which several young women are congregated. An older man is holding up his thumb and forefinger, indicating that they are only little girls. The meaning of this transposition to the human situation hinges on the double meaning of 'unripe' (vert) in French, which could also be used of a sexually immature female. From this emerges the story's subtext, of which a literal translation reads

The gallant would gladly have made a meal of them
But as he was unable to succeed, says he:
'They are unripe and only fit for green boys.'
There is the same sexual ambiguity in the Greek of Babrius. The phrase there is "όμφαkες εισίν" (omphakes eisin), the word omphax[9] having both the literal meaning of an unripe grape and the metaphorical usage of a girl not yet ripe for marriage.

Any other shops for females other than aforementioned Uniqlo?

My dakimakura doesn't wear clothes

>>11867182
>>11867190
Embarrassing, just like your gf

Used to love buying my bf clothes. Even though we broke up I'll still see things and be like "oh this would look great on him," literally have to actively stop myself from buying it and anonymously giving it to him.

STOP MAKING THREADS THAT MAKE ME SAD

Last girl I dated was a poor thrift queen who resold retro clothing and vintage decorations. She had a lot of style and wore a ton of dresses and was a thin qt, but not exactly to my taste. Regardless she totally took care of herself in terms of clothing.

New girl is pretty basic and a little thicker but I know she's going to become better dressed and thinner just from proximity to me. I am going to get her a pair of sneakers because most white chicks don't have anything decent and that shit makes my dick diamonds.

No idea what to cop her, trying to keep it around $100, open to ideas. Thinking white obv

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>>11867246
challenger appears

>>11867246
White Reebok classics

Seriously that shit is so good. It's like retro-future and no normies are wearing it

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>>11867266
i like this best of what i saw on their website

>>11867109
Every once in a while, but never anything seriously effay

>>11867177
calm down /co/tard

got a used givenchy tshirt online. wore it around for half the day, decided it was too big for me. bf wore it around the rest of the day. told him he could have it. i like buying men's shirts so we can share

>>11867109
>Do any of you buy your gf/bf clothes?

My gf wears yohji n comme without my prompting or influence hehe

>>11867182
>having so much autism that you have to quote a wiki article when you get memed on

>>11867222

:'(

>>11867222
well fuck

>>11867109
oh yes my girlfriend, ha ha that girlfriend sure is something, oh darn that girlfriend

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how the fuck do i get a qt gf, bros

>>11868783
Be attractive

i think that people should be able to make their own decisions about how to dress, and personally i hate it when people give me clothes as gifts

i have never bought clothing for a gf

>>11868783
>approach qt grill
>make small talk
>if you're enjoying yourself ask if she wants to get coffee or something
>if she says yes, bazappers
>if she says no, try on next grill

girls very rarely approach dudes to ask them out and if they do you should watch the fuck out because they're probably nuts
just go talk to girls, what are they gonna do, hit you?

>>11868801
>just go talk to girls, what are they gonna do, hit you?

ive never seen a dude approach a girl in public desu, at least sober, non-weird ones.

>>11868801
don't look like shit

and this
>>11868821

>>11868821
define "public"
i see guys talking to girls at bars and events all the time, even at college

>>11869044

bus stops, sidewalks

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>do any of you buy gf/bf

>>11867109
If I caught a qt femboy I would

>>11868783
you just gotta walk up to her and say hi
it works for me

>>11868801
Am grill, can confirm
>gets hit on in public
>half of them possible autists
>other half possible boyfriends
Showing confidence is sexy, Anons.

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>>11869195

tfw belong to the first half

>>11867109
Who the fuck decided that design was okay?

>>11868550
>>11868673
Miss him so much :(

>>11867177
Its desiigner, breh

what is a gf and where do I get one?

>>11868801
>what are they gonna do, hit you?

No, reject me which is way worse

>>11869486
Thus desu

>>11867109
I bring her with me to a store and have her pick out things she likes and I pay for it.

This works because she does the same with me and I don't have to worry about her bringing me some shit from F.Y.E. or Spencer's Gifts

>>11868783
JUS B URSLEF xD

>>11869362
Also hurts more because I always tried to make him feel loved, but he still broke my heart

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Yeah I bought her a new swimsuit, what do you think?

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>>11868783

Fix body language, posture, looks and be more confident
Lifting makes it all easier and then you start developing discipline which starts to bleed on all areas of your life (if you're tough minded) and then you start looking way better, your strength and new looks will give you a solid ground to base your confidence on (if you can keep a ripped body on this age of comfort and inactivity, you can be proud)
You can't be completely happy without completely confident, that's just how life is
If you can't assert your will on top of others you will never get what you want, because they will certainly put theirs on top of yours

eat or be eaten

Pic related, you don't want to be Jesus.

>>11868801
What if I don't drink coffee?

>>11869836
Degenerate/10

>>11869958
Most coffee shops have tea as well. Cafes are also nice.

>>11869988
I don't drink tea either

>>11868801
>tfw too ugly to ever be approached let alone have a bf

>>11869958
>>11869994
Just take her to a museum/concert for fucks sake
I'm not that guy >>11869988

>>11867182
>>11867190
kek'd

>>11867190
>>11867182
Beautiful

>>11868143
>>11867215
gflets detected

>>11867109
No bullshit This how I'm tryna be

>>11869145
Yeah I copped one at the GE for like 15k a couple months ago. Pretty solid cop.

>>11870173
>15k
lmao anon, you could have gotten one shipped from belarus for like 5k

>>11869994
Stop being a whiny fucker and get over it.

>>11868783
>>11868785
Be a charming asshole

>>11867109
i thrift a lot of clothes that dont quite fit me (passably close but not perfect) so i end up giving those away after a little bit. if i had a gf shed get first pic of all my sweaters and shit.

>>11870240
thats me!!

>>11869362
Samefag here, saw those supreme x Hanes boxer briefs and wanted to buy them for my ex cause he'd look so sexy in them. I hate my life.

>>11870185
Belarus? Is that south of Lumbridge?

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>>11869999
checked

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>>11868801
>talking to girls
w-woah

TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TURNER

>>11872117
he was wishin for a boipussiy :P

>>11872147
way to ruin an already bad thing you degenerate

My bf doesn't have a care in the world about what he looks like, it's a shame because he has a really handsome face. He doesn't want to look like he's "trying too hard". I choose clothes for him and we're slowly replacing his wardrobe, but sometimes it's a little difficult for me to know what to get. He won't get a haircut that looks too styled but I think something along the lines of an undercut would look really nice on him.

>>11869995
same

>>11867190
Autism

>>11871864
It's in Zeah

>>11872276
dump him and get with me

>>11869179
>Walk up to her
>Say hi
>She is now my girlfriend
Thanks anon

>>11867222
Feels

>>11867331
That colour will age horribly

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>>11867266
Off-white with the gumsole is where reebok classics are at or you could of course go full meme and get her some gosha ones....

>>11869047
Chris Hansen would like a word

>>11872681
When will I finally be free of these feels?

>>11869486
dude, you would get rejected by someone you will forget in a about a week

>>11867222
hey its me ur ex

>>11873518
What's your name then? Or if you're shy just give first initial

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>>11873518
Cmon, don't get my hopes up and then stop responding.

>>11868139
>this that never happened

>>11872276
In the same boat

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I did...once..

some American Apparel sweatpants and sweatshirt vest thing for an ex gf.. long gone, some girls a shit, nam'Tombout.

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>>11867348
Yeah what a retard to think that this isnt cool

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>>11868783
I asked my girl out via text after meeting her once.

been 2 years and I still don't know how I did it.

pic related she /fa/ as fuck

>>11875484
what girl?

>>11875486
the one in the pic

>>11875497
>>11875484
Oh one of those persons who you don't know which eye to look at.

>>11875541
pffft. nah that's the thousand yard stare.
OBVIOUSLY shes a vietnam veteran thats why the pic is black and white.

>>11872276
>"doesn't want to look like he's "trying too hard"
>mfw low self esteem and feel uncomfortable wearing "nice"/"cool" clothes or being around people who actually like me

>>11875484

t. chad

>>11867109
no we suggest things to each other but we have our own styles

>>11875588
top kek